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2020.09.02 16:51 SloppyEyeScream Alexa; Play Bitches Ain't Shit by Dr. Dre!

Hello! I originally posted this at entitledparents. However, a lot of people seemed to really enjoy the read so of course they took it down without reason. I know it is long, but people expressed they were glad they read the entire thing, and loved the plot twist! I hope you enjoy the read. Cheers!
TLDR: Karen Accused My "Heathens" of Waking Her Child; Now I Wake Him on Purpose!
My crib-midget has evolved into a min-human, and my mini-human is now in an adult male body which is, unfortunately, still outfitted with a teenage brain. Don't worry though, he knows everything! I myself have a late-30s model body, but my teenage brain is coming along well. That said, my loving wife is still able to maintain her sanity with 2.5 boys and .5 male adults in the house. However, the house was too small and we needed more leg room. We decided to move on up!
The new house is everything we wanted. There is ample room for the growing family. The boys would conquer the upstairs, and even have their own bathroom to grow "science experiments." They occasionally fail to brush their teeth but you can most certainly count on them to piss in/on everything except the toilet. Cake, my 11YO mini-human, shares my Obsessive Compulsive Disorder (OCD), and keeps his room in working order. Kelly, my 15YO Man-Child genius? Well, just don't touch that sock under his bed. Typical boy-shit I suppose.
My wife and I now had a backyard. We had a two-car garage to store her Christmas and Halloween decorations. The neighborhood is gorgeous, and I can literally walk to the clubhouse and play a round of golf. The cul-de-sac we live on is dominated by currently serving or retired military families. Everyone was extremely welcoming at the Home Owners Association (HOA), and the neighbors were all friendly. Well, at least for the moment!
I have read about neighbor horror stories. I have seen them on television. I never in a million years thought I would live next to "them". I am a gunfighter by trade. Believe it or not, I don't like war. I like my job, but I don't enjoy the carnage of war. I am a realist though. I would totally cast my ballot for World Peace; but I know it only takes one asshole to ruin it for everyone. My immediate neighbors became those assholes.
Enter the Entitled Parents: Kevin and Karen. They seemed nice at first. They were both really helpful, especially Kevin. Kevin had served in the Air Force, and Karen was a stay-at-home mother. They enlightened me regarding the neighborhood, the quality of the area schools, and told me the tips and tricks to avoid any hassle with the HOA. Fucking great, right?
Coronavirus (COVID19) Zombie Apocalypse
The onset of COVID19 forced the school district to cancel the remainder of the school year so the boys didn't turn into zombies. However, the mass hysteria allowed my humanoids to become semi-professional Fortnite gamers, whom smelled like ball-funk, and survived on soda and Zebra Cakes. They were quickly becoming chubby-bunnies. I, being neighborly, informed Kevin and Karen that I would be in the market for a portable basketball hoop to combat childhood obesity and Type II Diabetes.
Side Note: I remember shit. It can be quite literally a matter of life or death in my occupation so I remember things vividly!
OP: Pleasantries, some other words, "I am thinking about getting a basketball hoop for the boys."
Karen: That's great. It's so good to have young children in the neighborhood again.
Kevin: You know you can't put it in the street right? It is against HOA rules. (Kevin is a rules guy!)
OP: Well-aware. I will be putting it on the back pad.
Karen: That's great. If the ball ever goes over the fence just tell them to come get it.
Awesome! It was a positive interaction, and they had no issue. Onward to Walmart!
My children are well-behaved. They may act like little shit-heads to each other and inside the house, but they are both kind and courteous to others. Despite Karen's instructions, I told them to knock on the door if the ball ever goes over the fence. So they did.
First Bounce-Over
My Door: Knock. Knock. Knock.
OP: Hey Kevin. How can I help you?
Kevin: (Annoyed) The ball went over the fence.
OP: Did the boys knock and ask to get it?
Kevin: Yes. I just wanted to let you know.
I spoke to my wife afterwards. "That was odd," was all I could think. Is the guy going to let me know each time the ball goes over the fence? Maybe I should knock on his door? "Hey Kevin. Just wanted to let you know that your car is parked in the driveway." This process quickly became a routine for Kevin; Kevin became a self-licking ice cream cone. Kevin came over six times over the course of about three months. My wife began keeping tallies because it was odd and, but somewhat comical. Then shit started to get real.
Cake came running in the house scared. He had tears in his eyes, and he was continually reiterating, "I didn't do anything wrong." Nobody has accused me of being "Worlds Best Dad" so I was wondering if he did in fact do something wrong. I forgo waterboarding Cake, this time, and ask what he is talking about. Cake stated, "Karen is recording me." What? I look outside and sure-as-shit, I see Karen, at the fence, and pointing her cellphone at me as if it was a loaded gun. I think, "well fuck my tits," because I know my wife is going to lose her shit. She did!
My wife is dainty, but she quickly turned into a 4'11 Muhammad Ali. Man, it took every fucking ounce of verbal reasoning for me to stop her from physically rearranging Karen's face-meat . In addition to remembering things for work, I have to be well-read regarding the laws that govern me as an American, and the locals laws. I knew Karen's tactic to scare and record Cake was immoral and unethical, but it was perfectly legal. This didn't sit well with my wife though. I reminded the wife that I have a doctorate in revenge from Fuckery University (FU), and this would not go unanswered. I can be a prick too, but I am a methodical prick.
I did my best to erect makeshift barriers as a temporary solution. It was not perfect, but at least it showed that we were doing everything in our power to prevent balls from going over the fence. I also submitted plans for a permanent structure to the HOA. I was going to build a hanging herb garden wall, but it required approval before construction could start. The typical approval timeline was two weeks, but in addition to shitting on earth, COVID19 also shit on the approval process. I was in limbo. Tragically, another basketball fell victim to the senseless violence. It was the ninth basketball in approximately eight months. The kids were terrified to ask for their basketball back, and it wasn't even worth the hassle anymore. That didn't stop Kevin though.
Ninth Bounce-Over
Knock. Knock. Knock.
Ken: OP HOME?
Wife: Yes, but he injured his back. How can I help you?
Ken: Get OP please. (I should mention that Kevin is outwardly sexist and is not a fan of "coloreds".)
Wife: Kevin, OP, can't even walk right now. How can I help you?
Ken: The basketball went over the fence again. It needs to stop. They need to stop playing basketball. (He was now telling my wife how to parent. Good luck buddy!)
Wife: I am sorry the ball went over the fence. We continue to tell the children to be careful, but I am not going to tell them they can't play basketball in their own yard.
Ken: You'll tell your boys to stop playing. If the ball comes over the fence again. We are calling the cops! Tell your boys to stay out of our yard. They're trespassing!
Wife: If you want to call the cops then you go ahead and do it. However, the boys DO NOT go in your yard at all anymore.
I was losing my shit in the bedroom. I could hear the conversation, but I physically could not make the front door. I managed to slide off the bed and began my Army-crawl to the door, but I was late. My wife was fuming and I was pissed, and pathetically crawling on the floor. Yay back injuries! We had no intention of starting a war, but the boys were doing nothing wrong. We had informed Kevin we were getting a hoop, and they had zero issues with it. What the fuck was going on?
Tenth Bounce-Over
The cops are called! The OP CITY Police Department (PD) sent two cruisers. The children may be 11 and 15, but all be damned if they don't go down without a fight. One cruiser was not going to suffice, you'd better send two for my miscreants. I just sat in my garage man-cave and watch it all play out. The cops go to the neighbors house first. They are there for more than a hour and I can only assume we are being painted as horrible neighbors. Oh well! It is now pitch dark outside and I was startled by the time an officer approaches.
Officer John Kimble: Hello? Sir!
OP: Holy fuck! You scared the shit out of me!
Officer Kimble: Sorry, Hi, I am Officer Kimble with OP CITY PD. How are you doing this evening?
OP: Typically I would say fine, but I don't typically have a cop in my garage.
Officer Kimble: I understand. The reason we are here is because the neighbors called about trespassing. Now, they said nobody went in their yard today, but they want you to understand they will press charges next time.
I was baffled. I did my best to maintain my composure, but I am certain my face was screaming, "Are you fucking serious?" Officer Kimble then pointed at his body camera and mouthed, "Recording," and then gave me a "thumbs up" gesture. I immediately ceased the opportunity to fuck with him. Sorry, it's in my nature.
OP: Do you want another beer? You can't just drink one!
Officer Kimble: (Laughing) WHAT? I didn't have a beer with you.
OP: (Laughing as well.) I'm kidding, and we are fully aware of their intent to press charges. I will be sure to do my best to prepare my boys for the rigors of prison life too. I think jail will be good for them too; may even toughen them up a bit!
Officer Kimble: (Laughing) Okay Sir. I just want to ensure that you are aware. Ideally, we would like to see neighbors talk things like this out, and not call the cops. Unfortunately, this is what it's come to. I just want to ensure you are aware.
OP: Tracking!
Officer Kimble: You have a good evening Sir.
OP: Thanks.
Officer Kimble then walked back to his patrol car. He didn't leave though. I assume he was just finishing mundane paperwork, but he was there for at least 20-minutes. Then, much to my surprise, he returned, and was a completely different Officer.
Officer Kimble: Hey man!
OP: Back for that beer?
Officer Kimble: (Laughing) NO! Sorry man! I have to play the game for the body cam.
OP: I hear you. I occasionally wear one at work, but it only cuts back on my cussing. People still get shot!
Officer Kimble: You Army?
OP: Yup!
Officer Kimble: Cool. What do you do?
OP: Shoot fist, shoot often, and have my story straight before the cops arrive!
Officer Kimble: (Laughing ) I figure as much after looking at all your stuff here. I just wanted to talk to you without the camera. They really seem eager to press chargers if your children are caught in their yard.
OP: (Laughing.) My wife and I have concluded that.
Officer Kimble: That lady is bat-shit crazy. My God! She demanded we arrest your children tonight!
OP: Tonight?
Officer Kimble: Yes! She said they trespassed before, and she wanted to press charges now.
OP: (More laughing.) I am sorry you have to deal with this brother. I really am. I can ensure you that they have never gone in their yard without permission. Not once. They are terrified of her. She taunts them from the other side of the fence and records them. Seriously, they are scared of her. We now chalk the balls up as a lose.
Officer Kimble: I believe you. There is something not right with that lady. She said the basketball wakes her son up, and she will not hesitate press charges. I told her we would do our duty, but I don't think the magistrate will not view the situation kindly if we arrest two children for playing basketball. She clearly does not care though. I just wanted to chat with you, and without the body cam. I can't exactly call her crazy while it is running.
Officer John Kimble stayed for another hour. He was impressed with the collection of war memorabilia and the setup of my garage man-cave. He was specifically intrigued with my Nintendo and working copy of Mike Tyson Punch-Out, among other classics. Yes it's certainly fucking cool, but it has little to do with the story.
SHIT, MET FAN!
My wife was mowing the grass, and I was currently doing shit I never thought would be a priority of mine; planting a new flowerbed. Kevin and Karen had just returned from another Chick-fil-A run. Then the unthinkable happened. Kevin exited the car and immediately approached me, and he was angry.
Kevin: Your boys went into my yard and got a ball today. They may think we didn't notice, but we did. You need to tell those boys to stay out of my yard or...
OP: Wait a fucking minute! I don't tolerate people who lie, cheat, or steal, and you are lying right now.
Kevin: Your boys were...
OP: We were at an all-day soccer tournament in DIFFERENT STATE. We have only been home for a couple hours. They have not played any basketball since we have been home. You're lying!
Kevin: Well, we are sick of them getting balls from our yard without permission.
OP: Look Kevin, I get it! However, you fail to recall when your wife said the boys were more than welcome to go in the yard and...
I didn't even get to finish when I heard the screech of Karen. I know my writing style is "different" to say the least. I wish I was better. I do not have the words to accurately articulate the sound Karen made, but I will do my best. It was like the tyrannosaurus from Jurassic Park making love to to a nuclear explosion during a tornado, but way fucking louder. The only thing that honestly makes this worse, and I fucking kid you not, is that she is a dead ringer for Carole Baskin (Tiger King.) Not "maybe a little," but more "Holy fuck Carole Baskin is your neighbor" type of resemblance.
Karen: I NEVER SAID THAT. I WOULD NEVER SAY THAT.
She screamed at the top of her lungs a mere inches from my face. I could smell the Meow Mix bellow from here scream-factory. Meanwhile, Kevin pulled a fucking Houdini and vanished. Kevin is a passive-aggressive asshole and direct confrontation scares him off.
OP: Yes. You did.
Karen: I NEVER SAID THAT. YOU'RE WRONG.
OP: Whatever. It's not even worth it.
Karen: I AM SO SICK OF YOUR HEATHENS GOING IN MY YARD. YOUR HEATHENS BETTER NOT GO IN MY YARD AGAIN OR I WILL HAVE THEM ARRESTED. I KNOW THE LAW.
The, "I know the law statement," really rubbed me wrong. I was about to open my mouth and respond by my wife was on her like stink on shit, which led me to believe Karen is louder than a lawnmower. My wife was still seething about Karen recording the humans.
Wife: They don't go in your yard, and they are good children. They are not heathens! You better STOP RECORDING MY CHILDREN.
Karen: Oh shut up. You guys are white trash. Your children play in the street and run around the neighborhood like criminals. They broke my mulch too.(Yes. She said they broke the mulch.) Everybody knows you're trash. Just. Stupid. White. Trash.
I am now thinking, "Oh fuck," and semi-worried about Karen's future health as an active participant of living humans. I think my wife wanted to expire Karen's shelf-life.
Wife: Excuse me? My children never play in the street, you're recording them, and...
Karen: Just shut up! YOU'RE STUPID. YOU'RE JUST PLAIN STUPID. I CAN RECORD THEM IF I WANT. NO WONDER YOU DON'T HAVE JOBS
Wife: I HAVE THREE ADVANCED DEGREES. WE ARE WORKING FROM HOME. WE ARE NOT...
Karen: You are! YOU'RE TRASHY AND STUPID, AND BOTH YOUR CHILDREN ARE STUPID.
I had enough. There was no point in arguing either. Mark Twain stated to, "Never argue with an idiot. They will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience." Mark is correct, and Karen was trying to drag us down. Well, I don't know why, but I remember something that Kevin discussed with me when we first moved in; the fucking trees!
They have a large maple tree, and they have a juniper tree. Kevin always told me they were "in the process" of contracting a company to crown and lift the maple tree. Furthermore, they were going to get the juniper tree off my fence. Dear Reader, I know the law too. I can legally trim anything that goes over my property line. Now all those pointless conversations were making sense. It was my time to join this exciting game called pettiness!
OP: Karen. You have until Sunday to get your juniper off my fence.
Karen: Shut up. I told you we were going to get it handled this fall.
OP: It's June. You have until Sunday
Karen: Or What?
I allow my wife to rejoin the conversation, and I retreat to the garage. The I grab my clippers, and prune a good couple inches of the juniper tree, and lay them at her feet. Cue T-Rex fucking a volcano voice!
Karen: WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING? I TOLD YOU IT WILL BE DONE THIS FALL.
OP: You have until Saturday now.
Karen: You are dumb too. Just like your wife aren't you?
My intelligence may have been debatable, but I suppose it was time to repeat the process?!? I now return with about two feet of tree, and place it at her feet. I am like Mo-mo-McFucko of fuck-fuck lady!
OP: You have until Friday!
Karen: You better not touch my tree again. I will call the cops and have you thrown in jail tonight. You're so dumb aren't you? Now I see where you children get it from.
OP: I know the law too Karen. I will be back in a minute with some more of your juniper tree!
Karen: KEVIN. KEVIN. KEVIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNN!
I again return to the tree. I now have another two feet of juniper tree to place at her feet. The more she screams the smaller her tree becomes. It was an enjoyable game of cause and effect. Meanwhile, I see Kevin and Kevin Jr running like Usain Bolt to secure their tree with tow straps.
Karen: I hope your happy. You are terrible people! You are both terrible parents, and your children are heathens. I am sick of ball bouncing and waking my son up too. You people need to move. Your just horrible parents. HORRIBLE. (Screaming louder) HORRIBLE PARENTS.
Dear Reader, I had enough. I was at critical mass; I was going to explode. Karen continued to yell at my wife and I was zoning out. It was comical to watch Kevin and Kevin Jr secure the tree to their porch in order to get it off the fence. Once complete, they quickly made their way back to the one-sided screaming party.
Karen: Horrible parents. Look with they did to my poor tree.
Kevin: I think we should call the cops dear.
Karen: HORRIBLE PARENTS! I feel sorry for your kids and...
OP: Just shut the fuck up! I raked up 21 bags of leaves this past fall. Twenty-One. Funny, because we don't have a tree in our backyard. I pulled an additional bags worth of leaves and branches from my gutter. Not from "my tree" either. It was from your tree. You know what Kevin? I didn't bitch. I didn't knock on your door an complain.
Kevin: Yeah, and?
OP: We live in a suburbia. This shit happens. They are kids; kids fucking play outside! I don't want the ball in your yard either. You accuse of them of being in your yard. You also accuse them of "BREAKING MULCH". How in the fuck do you break mulch? Are you fucking serious? Really?
Karen: Yes really. Maybe you should learn how to parent your horrible children.
OP JUST FUCKING LOST IT (WAIT FOR THE SURPRISE!)
OP: Know what? That's the last time you question me about my parenting. My children are going to grow up and be productive members of our society. I find it comical that you have the audacity to question my parenting seeing how you have a (WAIT FOR IT) a 49 year old son living at your house for the past nine years. I assume it was because of the divorce and the bankruptcy he filed nine years ago? My children are waking your child up? Your child is a jobless 49 year old man living at home with mom and dad. Is he working on a startup? Prestige Worldwide maybe? Boats and hos!
Karen: (FUCKING BAFFLED) How do you know any of that? DO YOU GO SNOOPING THROUGH OUR MAIL TOO?
OP: I am good at what I do, and I found everything on online. I know you are 69, and lost your license due to reckless endangerment charge in 2017. I know Kevin Jr has 5 different moving violations and one DUI. I also know he was fired from his grounds-crew job with the HOA. I know your husband is 72 and wears the same fucking shirt everyday, so I can only assume that laundry is not a priority. I know your phone numbers, and email accounts. I know a lot of shit about you. YOUR CHILD IS 49 AND LIVES AT HOME. MAYBE YOU SHOULD BE MORE WORRIED ABOUT YOUR PARENTING AND LESS ABOUT MINE! We can have a civil relationship or we can have a war. Just remember this though, I AM GOING TO FUCKING OUTLIVE YOU!
They stormed in the house. They were not happy or impressed with my ability to figure shit out. It was not over for me though. They fucked with the wrong fuckhead. They were unaware of actions I took to keep the peace. For example, I never let the boys play basketball while they were outside eating dinner. I didn't let them play before nine or after seven. I tried. But they would play blare country music and enjoy the gorgeous weather an eat a meal. I never bitch about Garth Brooks on volume 100 while I watched the national news. I was teleworking, and I took fuckery up as a part-time job now.
I have wrestled since I was four years old. I was never much of a basketball guy. I am now though! Karen and Kevin had just sat down to enjoy their meal. I don't have to spy either. I can easily see them out my french doors as I watch the national news. I patiently waited for the sloth-speed fuckheads to get their outside dinner setting perfectly situated. I could hear Tim McGraw playing when I opened my french doors. I like music too, so I figured I would get my groove and play basketball.
OP: Alexa (Amazon) play Bitches Ain't Shit by Dr. Dre.
Alexa: Bleep and Bleep by Dr. Dre.
OP: Alexa. Volume 10
I have a new fondness for rap music and the game of basketball. This didn't stop Karen from recording my "heathens" on a daily basis. I know what I was about to do was petty, but I had zero fucks to give at that point. I had one last fuck you. It was my final card to play; an Uno Reverse Card of sorts!
My neighbors, across the street, and my family have bonded. He had a tree removed last week, and I had an epiphany. How much would it cost to trim a large maple tree that overhands my property? I am not talking a couple branches either, but more like one half of a more than 100 foot tree. I approached the tree removal company an offered them a sizeable chunk of change and informed them of my delicate problem. They said, "any friend of MY NEIGHBOR is a friend of theirs." Pro bono!
They move their large equipment over to my backyard and take their time getting ready. Guess who came running out of the house? No. Not Brad Pitt. Fuck. Get your shit together Reader. Karen and Kevin came running out.
Kevin: Hey buddy! (Buddy. Not fuckhead. Not horrible parent. Buddy!)
OP: What can I do for you?
Kevin: What are they doing here?
OP: Oh. Them (Points)?
Kevin: Yeah. What are they doing?
OP: Oh. Well, they are going to trim the tree?
Kevin: Just trim?
OP: Yup. Just a little trim!
Karen: You know that tree was a gift from our daughter right? We don't want anything drastic. It has been with us for over forty years now.
Kevin: Yeah. It was a gift from our daughter. How much are you thinking about trimming?
OP: Well. Just so you're aware, you understand that I can legally trim anything that overhangs my property? I have approval from my lawyer and the HOA to trim it. Frankly, I care as much about your tree as you do my children's privacy; I could fucking care less!
Kevin: How much are you talking about trimming then?
OP: My property line is here (I point) and it extends up (I point up) to space. I am going to trim every single branch that encroaches my property. So, probably about 1/3 of your tree. It's gonna look really fucking funny when I am done. Oh well.
Karen started to cry. It was a really, really ugly cry. There was no more rage left in her. She was defeated. Kevin was defeated as well. This was not my desire. Don't get me wrong, I don't care if she cried, but it was not my intent.
OP: Or YOU CAN STOP RECORDING MY FUCKING CHILDREN.
Karen: (Looking like snot nosed Carole Baskin) If I stop recording?
OP: Look. We don't have to like each other, because I certainly don't fucking like you guys. My boys never go in your yard. Ever. I don't give shit if you keeps the other basketballs, but I will be damned if you fucking record them ever again. If you do, I will cut your tree down without warning.
Kevin: (PISSED) Thanks bud.
OP: No worries friend. I am just trying to be neighborly. Just remember. I am dead serious about the tree, and I am pretty certain I will outlive you.
Dear Reader, I know I am a prick. I know we were both in the wrong at times. I draw the line when a 69 year old women sees fit to torment my kids. We have only had one problem sense these events occurred. Kevin Jr's car sat in the same spot for nine months. I have submitted over 20 home improvement request to the HOA, and I am now friends with the wonderful ladies that work there. They periodically inspect neighborhoods and noticed the registration on Jr's vehicle was two years outdated and had it towed. Karen accused me of having towed. We had another colorful conversation, but it ended there. Kevin Jr. is still jobless to this day. I assume he has managed to erect a bunk bed in his childhood bedroom. He has "so much more room for activities." Just make sure you don't touch his drum set.
This is not my typical story, but I hope you enjoyed the read. Cheers kind humans!
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2020.08.30 17:23 SloppyEyeScream Spy cam in ladies toilet

Hello! I originally posted this at entitledparents. However, a lot of people seemed to really enjoy the read so of course they took it down without reason. I know it is long, but people expressed they were glad they read the entire thing, and loved the plot twist! I hope you enjoy the read. Cheers!
TLDR: Karen Accused My "Heathens" of Waking Her Child; Now I Wake Him on Purpose!
My crib-midget has evolved into a min-human, and my mini-human is now in an adult male body which is, unfortunately, still outfitted with a teenage brain. Don't worry though, he knows everything! I myself have a late-30s model body, but my teenage brain is coming along well. That said, my loving wife is still able to maintain her sanity with 2.5 boys and .5 male adults in the house. However, the house was too small and we needed more leg room. We decided to move on up!
The new house is everything we wanted. There is ample room for the growing family. The boys would conquer the upstairs, and even have their own bathroom to grow "science experiments." They occasionally fail to brush their teeth but you can most certainly count on them to piss in/on everything except the toilet. Cake, my 11YO mini-human, shares my Obsessive Compulsive Disorder (OCD), and keeps his room in working order. Kelly, my 15YO Man-Child genius? Well, just don't touch that sock under his bed. Typical boy-shit I suppose.
My wife and I now had a backyard. We had a two-car garage to store her Christmas and Halloween decorations. The neighborhood is gorgeous, and I can literally walk to the clubhouse and play a round of golf. The cul-de-sac we live on is dominated by currently serving or retired military families. Everyone was extremely welcoming at the Home Owners Association (HOA), and the neighbors were all friendly. Well, at least for the moment!
I have read about neighbor horror stories. I have seen them on television. I never in a million years thought I would live next to "them". I am a gunfighter by trade. Believe it or not, I don't like war. I like my job, but I don't enjoy the carnage of war. I am a realist though. I would totally cast my ballot for World Peace; but I know it only takes one asshole to ruin it for everyone. My immediate neighbors became those assholes.
Enter the Entitled Parents: Kevin and Karen. They seemed nice at first. They were both really helpful, especially Kevin. Kevin had served in the Air Force, and Karen was a stay-at-home mother. They enlightened me regarding the neighborhood, the quality of the area schools, and told me the tips and tricks to avoid any hassle with the HOA. Fucking great, right?
Coronavirus (COVID19) Zombie Apocalypse
The onset of COVID19 forced the school district to cancel the remainder of the school year so the boys didn't turn into zombies. However, the mass hysteria allowed my humanoids to become semi-professional Fortnite gamers, whom smelled like ball-funk, and survived on soda and Zebra Cakes. They were quickly becoming chubby-bunnies. I, being neighborly, informed Kevin and Karen that I would be in the market for a portable basketball hoop to combat childhood obesity and Type II Diabetes.
Side Note: I remember shit. It can be quite literally a matter of life or death in my occupation so I remember things vividly!
OP: Pleasantries, some other words, "I am thinking about getting a basketball hoop for the boys."
Karen: That's great. It's so good to have young children in the neighborhood again.
Kevin: You know you can't put it in the street right? It is against HOA rules. (Kevin is a rules guy!)
OP: Well-aware. I will be putting it on the back pad.
Karen: That's great. If the ball ever goes over the fence just tell them to come get it.
Awesome! It was a positive interaction, and they had no issue. Onward to Walmart!
My children are well-behaved. They may act like little shit-heads to each other and inside the house, but they are both kind and courteous to others. Despite Karen's instructions, I told them to knock on the door if the ball ever goes over the fence. So they did.
First Bounce-Over
My Door: Knock. Knock. Knock.
OP: Hey Kevin. How can I help you?
Kevin: (Annoyed) The ball went over the fence.
OP: Did the boys knock and ask to get it?
Kevin: Yes. I just wanted to let you know.
I spoke to my wife afterwards. "That was odd," was all I could think. Is the guy going to let me know each time the ball goes over the fence? Maybe I should knock on his door? "Hey Kevin. Just wanted to let you know that your car is parked in the driveway." This process quickly became a routine for Kevin; Kevin became a self-licking ice cream cone. Kevin came over six times over the course of about three months. My wife began keeping tallies because it was odd and, but somewhat comical. Then shit started to get real.
Cake came running in the house scared. He had tears in his eyes, and he was continually reiterating, "I didn't do anything wrong." Nobody has accused me of being "Worlds Best Dad" so I was wondering if he did in fact do something wrong. I forgo waterboarding Cake, this time, and ask what he is talking about. Cake stated, "Karen is recording me." What? I look outside and sure-as-shit, I see Karen, at the fence, and pointing her cellphone at me as if it was a loaded gun. I think, "well fuck my tits," because I know my wife is going to lose her shit. She did!
My wife is dainty, but she quickly turned into a 4'11 Muhammad Ali. Man, it took every fucking ounce of verbal reasoning for me to stop her from physically rearranging Karen's face-meat . In addition to remembering things for work, I have to be well-read regarding the laws that govern me as an American, and the locals laws. I knew Karen's tactic to scare and record Cake was immoral and unethical, but it was perfectly legal. This didn't sit well with my wife though. I reminded the wife that I have a doctorate in revenge from Fuckery University (FU), and this would not go unanswered. I can be a prick too, but I am a methodical prick.
I did my best to erect makeshift barriers as a temporary solution. It was not perfect, but at least it showed that we were doing everything in our power to prevent balls from going over the fence. I also submitted plans for a permanent structure to the HOA. I was going to build a hanging herb garden wall, but it required approval before construction could start. The typical approval timeline was two weeks, but in addition to shitting on earth, COVID19 also shit on the approval process. I was in limbo. Tragically, another basketball fell victim to the senseless violence. It was the ninth basketball in approximately eight months. The kids were terrified to ask for their basketball back, and it wasn't even worth the hassle anymore. That didn't stop Kevin though.
Ninth Bounce-Over
Knock. Knock. Knock.
Ken: OP HOME?
Wife: Yes, but he injured his back. How can I help you?
Ken: Get OP please. (I should mention that Kevin is outwardly sexist and is not a fan of "coloreds".)
Wife: Kevin, OP, can't even walk right now. How can I help you?
Ken: The basketball went over the fence again. It needs to stop. They need to stop playing basketball. (He was now telling my wife how to parent. Good luck buddy!)
Wife: I am sorry the ball went over the fence. We continue to tell the children to be careful, but I am not going to tell them they can't play basketball in their own yard.
Ken: You'll tell your boys to stop playing. If the ball comes over the fence again. We are calling the cops! Tell your boys to stay out of our yard. They're trespassing!
Wife: If you want to call the cops then you go ahead and do it. However, the boys DO NOT go in your yard at all anymore.
I was losing my shit in the bedroom. I could hear the conversation, but I physically could not make the front door. I managed to slide off the bed and began my Army-crawl to the door, but I was late. My wife was fuming and I was pissed, and pathetically crawling on the floor. Yay back injuries! We had no intention of starting a war, but the boys were doing nothing wrong. We had informed Kevin we were getting a hoop, and they had zero issues with it. What the fuck was going on?
Tenth Bounce-Over
The cops are called! The OP CITY Police Department (PD) sent two cruisers. The children may be 11 and 15, but all be damned if they don't go down without a fight. One cruiser was not going to suffice, you'd better send two for my miscreants. I just sat in my garage man-cave and watch it all play out. The cops go to the neighbors house first. They are there for more than a hour and I can only assume we are being painted as horrible neighbors. Oh well! It is now pitch dark outside and I was startled by the time an officer approaches.
Officer John Kimble: Hello? Sir!
OP: Holy fuck! You scared the shit out of me!
Officer Kimble: Sorry, Hi, I am Officer Kimble with OP CITY PD. How are you doing this evening?
OP: Typically I would say fine, but I don't typically have a cop in my garage.
Officer Kimble: I understand. The reason we are here is because the neighbors called about trespassing. Now, they said nobody went in their yard today, but they want you to understand they will press charges next time.
I was baffled. I did my best to maintain my composure, but I am certain my face was screaming, "Are you fucking serious?" Officer Kimble then pointed at his body camera and mouthed, "Recording," and then gave me a "thumbs up" gesture. I immediately ceased the opportunity to fuck with him. Sorry, it's in my nature.
OP: Do you want another beer? You can't just drink one!
Officer Kimble: (Laughing) WHAT? I didn't have a beer with you.
OP: (Laughing as well.) I'm kidding, and we are fully aware of their intent to press charges. I will be sure to do my best to prepare my boys for the rigors of prison life too. I think jail will be good for them too; may even toughen them up a bit!
Officer Kimble: (Laughing) Okay Sir. I just want to ensure that you are aware. Ideally, we would like to see neighbors talk things like this out, and not call the cops. Unfortunately, this is what it's come to. I just want to ensure you are aware.
OP: Tracking!
Officer Kimble: You have a good evening Sir.
OP: Thanks.
Officer Kimble then walked back to his patrol car. He didn't leave though. I assume he was just finishing mundane paperwork, but he was there for at least 20-minutes. Then, much to my surprise, he returned, and was a completely different Officer.
Officer Kimble: Hey man!
OP: Back for that beer?
Officer Kimble: (Laughing) NO! Sorry man! I have to play the game for the body cam.
OP: I hear you. I occasionally wear one at work, but it only cuts back on my cussing. People still get shot!
Officer Kimble: You Army?
OP: Yup!
Officer Kimble: Cool. What do you do?
OP: Shoot fist, shoot often, and have my story straight before the cops arrive!
Officer Kimble: (Laughing ) I figure as much after looking at all your stuff here. I just wanted to talk to you without the camera. They really seem eager to press chargers if your children are caught in their yard.
OP: (Laughing.) My wife and I have concluded that.
Officer Kimble: That lady is bat-shit crazy. My God! She demanded we arrest your children tonight!
OP: Tonight?
Officer Kimble: Yes! She said they trespassed before, and she wanted to press charges now.
OP: (More laughing.) I am sorry you have to deal with this brother. I really am. I can ensure you that they have never gone in their yard without permission. Not once. They are terrified of her. She taunts them from the other side of the fence and records them. Seriously, they are scared of her. We now chalk the balls up as a lose.
Officer Kimble: I believe you. There is something not right with that lady. She said the basketball wakes her son up, and she will not hesitate press charges. I told her we would do our duty, but I don't think the magistrate will not view the situation kindly if we arrest two children for playing basketball. She clearly does not care though. I just wanted to chat with you, and without the body cam. I can't exactly call her crazy while it is running.
Officer John Kimble stayed for another hour. He was impressed with the collection of war memorabilia and the setup of my garage man-cave. He was specifically intrigued with my Nintendo and working copy of Mike Tyson Punch-Out, among other classics. Yes it's certainly fucking cool, but it has little to do with the story.
SHIT, MET FAN!
My wife was mowing the grass, and I was currently doing shit I never thought would be a priority of mine; planting a new flowerbed. Kevin and Karen had just returned from another Chick-fil-A run. Then the unthinkable happened. Kevin exited the car and immediately approached me, and he was angry.
Kevin: Your boys went into my yard and got a ball today. They may think we didn't notice, but we did. You need to tell those boys to stay out of my yard or...
OP: Wait a fucking minute! I don't tolerate people who lie, cheat, or steal, and you are lying right now.
Kevin: Your boys were...
OP: We were at an all-day soccer tournament in DIFFERENT STATE. We have only been home for a couple hours. They have not played any basketball since we have been home. You're lying!
Kevin: Well, we are sick of them getting balls from our yard without permission.
OP: Look Kevin, I get it! However, you fail to recall when your wife said the boys were more than welcome to go in the yard and...
I didn't even get to finish when I heard the screech of Karen. I know my writing style is "different" to say the least. I wish I was better. I do not have the words to accurately articulate the sound Karen made, but I will do my best. It was like the tyrannosaurus from Jurassic Park making love to to a nuclear explosion during a tornado, but way fucking louder. The only thing that honestly makes this worse, and I fucking kid you not, is that she is a dead ringer for Carole Baskin (Tiger King.) Not "maybe a little," but more "Holy fuck Carole Baskin is your neighbor" type of resemblance.
Karen: I NEVER SAID THAT. I WOULD NEVER SAY THAT.
She screamed at the top of her lungs a mere inches from my face. I could smell the Meow Mix bellow from here scream-factory. Meanwhile, Kevin pulled a fucking Houdini and vanished. Kevin is a passive-aggressive asshole and direct confrontation scares him off.
OP: Yes. You did.
Karen: I NEVER SAID THAT. YOU'RE WRONG.
OP: Whatever. It's not even worth it.
Karen: I AM SO SICK OF YOUR HEATHENS GOING IN MY YARD. YOUR HEATHENS BETTER NOT GO IN MY YARD AGAIN OR I WILL HAVE THEM ARRESTED. I KNOW THE LAW.
The, "I know the law statement," really rubbed me wrong. I was about to open my mouth and respond by my wife was on her like stink on shit, which led me to believe Karen is louder than a lawnmower. My wife was still seething about Karen recording the humans.
Wife: They don't go in your yard, and they are good children. They are not heathens! You better STOP RECORDING MY CHILDREN.
Karen: Oh shut up. You guys are white trash. Your children play in the street and run around the neighborhood like criminals. They broke my mulch too.(Yes. She said they broke the mulch.) Everybody knows you're trash. Just. Stupid. White. Trash.
I am now thinking, "Oh fuck," and semi-worried about Karen's future health as an active participant of living humans. I think my wife wanted to expire Karen's shelf-life.
Wife: Excuse me? My children never play in the street, you're recording them, and...
Karen: Just shut up! YOU'RE STUPID. YOU'RE JUST PLAIN STUPID. I CAN RECORD THEM IF I WANT. NO WONDER YOU DON'T HAVE JOBS
Wife: I HAVE THREE ADVANCED DEGREES. WE ARE WORKING FROM HOME. WE ARE NOT...
Karen: You are! YOU'RE TRASHY AND STUPID, AND BOTH YOUR CHILDREN ARE STUPID.
I had enough. There was no point in arguing either. Mark Twain stated to, "Never argue with an idiot. They will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience." Mark is correct, and Karen was trying to drag us down. Well, I don't know why, but I remember something that Kevin discussed with me when we first moved in; the fucking trees!
They have a large maple tree, and they have a juniper tree. Kevin always told me they were "in the process" of contracting a company to crown and lift the maple tree. Furthermore, they were going to get the juniper tree off my fence. Dear Reader, I know the law too. I can legally trim anything that goes over my property line. Now all those pointless conversations were making sense. It was my time to join this exciting game called pettiness!
OP: Karen. You have until Sunday to get your juniper off my fence.
Karen: Shut up. I told you we were going to get it handled this fall.
OP: It's June. You have until Sunday
Karen: Or What?
I allow my wife to rejoin the conversation, and I retreat to the garage. The I grab my clippers, and prune a good couple inches of the juniper tree, and lay them at her feet. Cue T-Rex fucking a volcano voice!
Karen: WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING? I TOLD YOU IT WILL BE DONE THIS FALL.
OP: You have until Saturday now.
Karen: You are dumb too. Just like your wife aren't you?
My intelligence may have been debatable, but I suppose it was time to repeat the process?!? I now return with about two feet of tree, and place it at her feet. I am like Mo-mo-McFucko of fuck-fuck lady!
OP: You have until Friday!
Karen: You better not touch my tree again. I will call the cops and have you thrown in jail tonight. You're so dumb aren't you? Now I see where you children get it from.
OP: I know the law too Karen. I will be back in a minute with some more of your juniper tree!
Karen: KEVIN. KEVIN. KEVIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNN!
I again return to the tree. I now have another two feet of juniper tree to place at her feet. The more she screams the smaller her tree becomes. It was an enjoyable game of cause and effect. Meanwhile, I see Kevin and Kevin Jr running like Usain Bolt to secure their tree with tow straps.
Karen: I hope your happy. You are terrible people! You are both terrible parents, and your children are heathens. I am sick of ball bouncing and waking my son up too. You people need to move. Your just horrible parents. HORRIBLE. (Screaming louder) HORRIBLE PARENTS.
Dear Reader, I had enough. I was at critical mass; I was going to explode. Karen continued to yell at my wife and I was zoning out. It was comical to watch Kevin and Kevin Jr secure the tree to their porch in order to get it off the fence. Once complete, they quickly made their way back to the one-sided screaming party.
Karen: Horrible parents. Look with they did to my poor tree.
Kevin: I think we should call the cops dear.
Karen: HORRIBLE PARENTS! I feel sorry for your kids and...
OP: Just shut the fuck up! I raked up 21 bags of leaves this past fall. Twenty-One. Funny, because we don't have a tree in our backyard. I pulled an additional bags worth of leaves and branches from my gutter. Not from "my tree" either. It was from your tree. You know what Kevin? I didn't bitch. I didn't knock on your door an complain.
Kevin: Yeah, and?
OP: We live in a suburbia. This shit happens. They are kids; kids fucking play outside! I don't want the ball in your yard either. You accuse of them of being in your yard. You also accuse them of "BREAKING MULCH". How in the fuck do you break mulch? Are you fucking serious? Really?
Karen: Yes really. Maybe you should learn how to parent your horrible children.
OP JUST FUCKING LOST IT (WAIT FOR THE SURPRISE!)
OP: Know what? That's the last time you question me about my parenting. My children are going to grow up and be productive members of our society. I find it comical that you have the audacity to question my parenting seeing how you have a (WAIT FOR IT) a 49 year old son living at your house for the past nine years. I assume it was because of the divorce and the bankruptcy he filed nine years ago? My children are waking your child up? Your child is a jobless 49 year old man living at home with mom and dad. Is he working on a startup? Prestige Worldwide maybe? Boats and hos!
Karen: (FUCKING BAFFLED) How do you know any of that? DO YOU GO SNOOPING THROUGH OUR MAIL TOO?
OP: I am good at what I do, and I found everything on online. I know you are 69, and lost your license due to reckless endangerment charge in 2017. I know Kevin Jr has 5 different moving violations and one DUI. I also know he was fired from his grounds-crew job with the HOA. I know your husband is 72 and wears the same fucking shirt everyday, so I can only assume that laundry is not a priority. I know your phone numbers, and email accounts. I know a lot of shit about you. YOUR CHILD IS 49 AND LIVES AT HOME. MAYBE YOU SHOULD BE MORE WORRIED ABOUT YOUR PARENTING AND LESS ABOUT MINE! We can have a civil relationship or we can have a war. Just remember this though, I AM GOING TO FUCKING OUTLIVE YOU!
They stormed in the house. They were not happy or impressed with my ability to figure shit out. It was not over for me though. They fucked with the wrong fuckhead. They were unaware of actions I took to keep the peace. For example, I never let the boys play basketball while they were outside eating dinner. I didn't let them play before nine or after seven. I tried. But they would play blare country music and enjoy the gorgeous weather an eat a meal. I never bitch about Garth Brooks on volume 100 while I watched the national news. I was teleworking, and I took fuckery up as a part-time job now.
I have wrestled since I was four years old. I was never much of a basketball guy. I am now though! Karen and Kevin had just sat down to enjoy their meal. I don't have to spy either. I can easily see them out my french doors as I watch the national news. I patiently waited for the sloth-speed fuckheads to get their outside dinner setting perfectly situated. I could hear Tim McGraw playing when I opened my french doors. I like music too, so I figured I would get my groove and play basketball.
OP: Alexa (Amazon) play Bitches Ain't Shit by Dr. Dre.
Alexa: Bleep and Bleep by Dr. Dre.
OP: Alexa. Volume 10
I have a new fondness for rap music and the game of basketball. This didn't stop Karen from recording my "heathens" on a daily basis. I know what I was about to do was petty, but I had zero fucks to give at that point. I had one last fuck you. It was my final card to play; an Uno Reverse Card of sorts!
My neighbors, across the street, and my family have bonded. He had a tree removed last week, and I had an epiphany. How much would it cost to trim a large maple tree that overhands my property? I am not talking a couple branches either, but more like one half of a more than 100 foot tree. I approached the tree removal company an offered them a sizeable chunk of change and informed them of my delicate problem. They said, "any friend of MY NEIGHBOR is a friend of theirs." Pro bono!
They move their large equipment over to my backyard and take their time getting ready. Guess who came running out of the house? No. Not Brad Pitt. Fuck. Get your shit together Reader. Karen and Kevin came running out.
Kevin: Hey buddy! (Buddy. Not fuckhead. Not horrible parent. Buddy!)
OP: What can I do for you?
Kevin: What are they doing here?
OP: Oh. Them (Points)?
Kevin: Yeah. What are they doing?
OP: Oh. Well, they are going to trim the tree?
Kevin: Just trim?
OP: Yup. Just a little trim!
Karen: You know that tree was a gift from our daughter right? We don't want anything drastic. It has been with us for over forty years now.
Kevin: Yeah. It was a gift from our daughter. How much are you thinking about trimming?
OP: Well. Just so you're aware, you understand that I can legally trim anything that overhangs my property? I have approval from my lawyer and the HOA to trim it. Frankly, I care as much about your tree as you do my children's privacy; I could fucking care less!
Kevin: How much are you talking about trimming then?
OP: My property line is here (I point) and it extends up (I point up) to space. I am going to trim every single branch that encroaches my property. So, probably about 1/3 of your tree. It's gonna look really fucking funny when I am done. Oh well.
Karen started to cry. It was a really, really ugly cry. There was no more rage left in her. She was defeated. Kevin was defeated as well. This was not my desire. Don't get me wrong, I don't care if she cried, but it was not my intent.
OP: Or YOU CAN STOP RECORDING MY FUCKING CHILDREN.
Karen: (Looking like snot nosed Carole Baskin) If I stop recording?
OP: Look. We don't have to like each other, because I certainly don't fucking like you guys. My boys never go in your yard. Ever. I don't give shit if you keeps the other basketballs, but I will be damned if you fucking record them ever again. If you do, I will cut your tree down without warning.
Kevin: (PISSED) Thanks bud.
OP: No worries friend. I am just trying to be neighborly. Just remember. I am dead serious about the tree, and I am pretty certain I will outlive you.
Dear Reader, I know I am a prick. I know we were both in the wrong at times. I draw the line when a 69 year old women sees fit to torment my kids. We have only had one problem sense these events occurred. Kevin Jr's car sat in the same spot for nine months. I have submitted over 20 home improvement request to the HOA, and I am now friends with the wonderful ladies that work there. They periodically inspect neighborhoods and noticed the registration on Jr's vehicle was two years outdated and had it towed. Karen accused me of having towed. We had another colorful conversation, but it ended there. Kevin Jr. is still jobless to this day. I assume he has managed to erect a bunk bed in his childhood bedroom. He has "so much more room for activities." Just make sure you don't touch his drum set.
This is not my typical story, but I hope you enjoyed the read. Cheers kind humans!
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2020.03.25 15:49 Ame-no-nobuko Spy cam in ladies toilet

Respect Metamorpho General Information Name: Rex Mason, Metamorpho, The Element Man, Shift
Nationality: American
Weaknesses: The Orb of Ra can be used to weaken or control him. Dispersing his body can also take him out of a fight for a while.
Bio: Rex Mason was a soldier of fortune and adventurer, who was hired by Simon Stagg, one of the richest men in the world and father of his girlfriend to find the mysterious Orb of Ra. Stagg betrayed Rex, leaving him for dead inside the collapsing Pyramid, however he was saved by the discovery of a mysterious chamber holding a radioactive meteor that changed him into Metamorpho, The Element Man! Metamorpho would be a long term member of The Outsiders, as well as occasionally helping teams like the Justice League and the Metal Men. His adventures would often bring him into conflict with Simon Stagg, despite Stagg becoming his Father-in-Law.
Note: Shift is a fragment of Metamorpho that grew into his own separate entity, as such his feats are denoted by [Shift].
Background General

Physiology Senses Physicals Strength Lifting/Pulling/Pushing Striking Normal
Weapons
Other Durability Blunt Force General
Defensive Transformations
Piercing/Bullets Explosions Extreme Temperature Electricity Energy Blasts Poison/Acid Other Regeneration General Blunt Force Piercing Atomization Energy Blasts Other Speed Powers Body Manipulation Whole Body - General Whole Body - Offensive Whole Body - Defensive/Evasion Whole Body - Vehicles Limbs - General Limbs - Offensive Limbs - Defensive Self-Cloning Disguise Self-Elemental/Phase Transmutation Whole Body - General Whole Body - Mobility Whole Body - Stealth Whole Body - Offensive General
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2018.05.29 08:51 winterer0 Spy cam in ladies toilet

illegal cams in Myeong-dong station
Anywhere you go, in the the ladies room, not merely 4 walls, sneak pic cameras also on the floor.
And someone follows you and checks your face? They are taking pics of you, upskirt, legs, etc. with hidden cameras, e.g. eyeglasses, shirt buttons, smartphones, wrist watches, cig cases, caps, umbrellas, whatever you can’t imagine. Selling spy cam is totally legit in Korea. Anyone can get at stores.
Wearing trousers? Doesn’t matter. You will be objectized too, there is a slight chance of silhouette?
You are being targeted.
This is one of plenty loos where spyed on. Pretty much the same Anywhere you go in South Korea.
Check the 4 walls of every toilets. Oh, don't forget the screw nails.
Holes are easy, what about screws and bolts? Look like common fasteners yet it's spy cams resemble nail heads.
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2018.01.09 10:03 FatalBellman Spy cam in ladies toilet

-GC- The Green Ram
There’s not much I can tell you. Right now I’m locked inside my own bathroom waiting for that thing to leave me alone.
It has claws you know. Claws that could tear this door apart. Claws that can tear me apart. But that would be too easy. It likes to play with me.
She brushes her nails against the door. knowing that I would hear that menacing clawing noise.
Every now and then she sings for me. Her voice is so soft and so tender for a monster. Every hum promising something new. Telling me to open the door. Telling me that we have to unite. Telling me that all she wants to do is to give me a helping hand.
So far I managed to resist the urges to open the door. But I doubt that I can resist longer.
Hurry up Katsu. I’m running out of time.
I’m writing my misfortunes on a note book that I grabbed from my desk before I locked myself in, and I’ll show the world what this game really is.
It’s a curse.
But before all that let me tell you how I ended up here.
It has been at least 2 months since I spoke to Katsu. Unlike me he was in a collage learning programming and all that.
You see, I was a dreamer. I wanted to be a writer. And as soon as I was done with high school. I told my parents to I wouldn’t go to collage and instead of that I wanted to be a writer.
Their reacted very differently. My mom started shouting at me and my dad stopped talking to me. 1 month ! I endured that torment for 1 fucking month!
At the end I was growing tired of all the bullshit and I told them that I wanted to move out.
I knew that I had to move out, since every time I went home my mom looked at me like she was going to kill me. and my dad straight up started to ignore me.
I knew how hard both of them worked and I knew that I was gonna be the first one in our family to go to a collage but I knew that I didn’t wanted that, guess I was too selfish for my own sake.
It didn’t take long for me to move out. I looked for a place that was affordable, but somewhat cool at the same time.
I ended up finding a small apartmant floor, in a old neighborhood, the apartmant floor had one small room, a large living room and a crooked kitchen.
The rent was cheap, so I didn’t even think twice before renting the place, I applied for a loan, and took the rest from my mom. The next thing I knew was I had my very own a house.
I spent the first day bringing my stuff in, I didn’t bring a lot of my stuff, so it took me only 4 hours to completely settle in, since the day was still young, and I didn’t had my Internet installed.
my sense of adventure took the best of me, so I hit the streets with the intention of discovering my new neighborhood.
This neighborhood was a hidden gem, rustic buildings in twisted alleys, different cafes that all stood out in one way or another. And to top it all of a gorgeous park.
Apparently many years ago, this whole vicinity was dedicated to artists and musicians.
It was the turning moment in my life. Since my new neighborhood was nothing short then a writers paradise. I hung outside till it got dark outside and as soon as it got dark I slowly and almost musically walked towards my house.
It took me about an hour to find my house, since this part of the city was apparently lacking on street lights, and when I finally saw that familiar street I was dead exhausted, but when I saw my house from the alley way, all of my exhaustion faded and I almost skipped towards the house.
I had the jam my key in to the entrance door and push it left and right a couple of times before the door opened, but I didn’t care, I climbed the vertical staircases two by two till I reached the third floor and opened the stained white door and got in, the first thing that drew my attention was my TV. I didn’t recall installing it but It was on, and it was showcasing a weird game show. The immediate setting grabbed my attention and I sat right in front of the TV. I was drawn to it.
Now everything makes a little bit more sense.
The TV show seemed like one of those prank game shows. That episode took place in a butcher shop, It showed 2 butchers that were cutting animal carcasses in different sizes and shapes, but before the butchers came into the scene the secret camera revealed that some of the carcasses were men in realistic carcass costumes.
From the first sight I thought this was nothing but a edgy prank show. But the TV show took a turn real quick, one of the butchers took one of the men who wore the carcass costume and placed it on the chopping table.
The man’s face was towards the camera so you could still see him giggling. But something struck me as bizarre, these costumes seemed way too real. they seemed like they were made out of actual animal flesh, since the costumes were shining as light struck them, and to top it all of they seemed like they were actually bleeding.
As I was paying attention to costumes in the back, something happened. It was a swift strike with a butchers knife.
Then it happened again the butcher stroke the man with a larger cleaver this time. As the guy was laughing, the poor butcher didn’t even know what was happening till he was half way done with the carcass. and then he finally realized what he had done.
The guy was chopped in half, even though he was dead he had smirk expression on his face, the first butcher that chopped the guy off backed up, as the second one was still trying to understand what was happening.
Then with a sudden burst of surprise all the men who hid as carcasses jumped out of their places and started beating up the first guy.
Tere were 4 of them, so they easily knocked the first butcher down and they started stomping on him, as the second butcher watched in horror, one of the 4 men got up and grabbed a cleaver from the butchers table and started hacking him with it.
The camera was placed in such way that as this was happening you could see the smiling face of the 5th man who got butchered by the butcher. it wasn’t long till all were covered in blood including the second butcher.
Then all of a sudden a tall man in a suit entered the frame, he had a Grey suit on and he was at least 8 feet tall. There was something wrong with this man. He didn’t had a face. At least he was positioning himself in such a way that the camera could never capture a glimpse of his face. Sometimes the camera was only inches away, and sometimes his face was just out of the frame.
He walked towards the terrified butcher and said “Welcome to the Laugh is Laugh.” then a crappy sitcom laugh effect echoed in the studio and they all started laughing, including the butcher who was scared shitless only a second prior.
They all turned towards the camera and shouted “Laugh is Laugh.” Then the video cutted to a picture that said “Laugh is Laugh season 46.” And right after that the screen flashed green and then left its place to static, I was a little freaked out about it but, I chose to believe that it was a kind of promotion for an ‘Adult Swim Special’ or something. Even though I didn’t had my Cable channels installed. Before going to the kitchen I moved couple of channels up and down, but it displayed nothing but static.
It had been a week since I had settled in to my apartment. Now I had all of my junk installed.
Finally I was starting to feel like I was at home. It was one of those days, where I was itching for some cash and went into a cafe. I found the owner and asked him for an employment. He asked me some questions and before sun down I was employed.
I was hired for the night shift, the payment was really crappy. But I wasn’t exactly living lavish so it didn’t bother me.
I was dining on a cup of noodles and drowning my isolation on diet cola.
I knew that all this was an experimental stage of my life. I knew that sooner or later I was gonna write a best selling horror book. But till then I was eating noodle and optimistically searching for book ideas.
My first night at the cafe was all right, I served some tables and chat with my brand new colleagues.
They were all a lively bunch, in the meantime I was writing at my breaks and whenever else I could.
Since I had no idea about what I wanted to write about, I started writing about everyone that I would encounter in the cafe with the shivering hope of digging a plot out of them.
Apparently I was really occupied since the time passed faster then I anticipated, before I could realize it my first day (or night) was over.
I got out of the cafe at 11 pm and slowly started walking towards my house. Like everything else the cafe wasn’t far from my house.
According to my worn out G-Shock, I reached home at 11:15 and I was sipping my bitter coffee in my kitchen at 11:20. As I was sipping my coffee I noticed something that I hadn’t noticed before.
From my kitchen window I could partially see inside of an apartment floor that was adjacent to my house.
I could see the blue LED light that was radiating from his room.
Inside the room, I could see a computer. And in front of the computer was a topless guy, that seemed almost chained to the computer, there wasn’t much that I could describe of him;
He was brunette and pale, but what stood out was his physique. he was thin. But not in a normal way, he was painfully thin. as if every time he breathed in, he was in agony.
As I was looking at him he did something unexpected, he got up and went towards the window and he looked at me dead in the eyes and lit a cigarette, then looked at me and raised his cigarette as if he was inviting me to smoke with him. I smiled and replied to him with the same gesture by using my cup.
While he was smoking, he looked me deep in the eyes and I did the same. After 15 minutes or so my mug ran out of coffee for me to drink So I went back in and sat in front of my computer, which I installed a day or so earlier.
Inspiration.
I opened my writing app that I pirated ages ago and started writing about a man who was chained to his chair and would’ve been killed if he left the room. Since he couldn’t do anything to save himself, the only thing that he could do was to smoke and invite people to smoke with him via mute gestures.
The story was short and disturbing, so it went to my “shelved” folder.
I didn’t think much of it, I turned off my computer and went to sleep.
Tomorrow I woke up from numerous nightmares, some were to short to recall, and some were so chilling that even a desperate writer wouldn’t dare to conjure.
I got out of the bed with great effort and sat in front of my computer. I turned my computer on, as I was licking my yellow and stained teeth. after couple of seconds I was ready to go.
The blend computer wallpaper was looking at me as I was looking at it. I opened a news tab, desperately looking for an interesting story to write about, there was a story that drew my attention before any other. It was the one which came before all the other ones.
My curiosity took the best of me and so I clicked on it. The story was called the “Green Ram.” the article was short and grim. It was about a mysterious game which caused some kids to suicide and some others to go on a killing spree, I tried to find any additional information, but the problem was I didn’t knew what I was looking for.
A site maybe or a download link, but I couldn’t find anything. It seemed like the news agency didn’t wanted the people poking around.
I closed my browser and opened the infamous Tor browser and did what everyone with a limited information about the deep web would do. I went to the Intel Exchange and searched “Green Ram.” To my surprise there was a match.
It was a single link but it was there, and It said “ A hE1pInG hANd” I had no idea how my search led me up to this link, since this link had nothing in common with the word “Green Ram.” But it was there and I didn’t had anything else to click on, so I clicked on my only choice.
The page opened in an instant and I wasn’t presented with much eye candy, the link was on the middle of the screen, but there was nothing that accompanied it. No inserted text, No picture, No advertisement and no comments.
I stared at the black screen as silence scratched my ear drums. I seized my only opportunity and clicked on the link. With the blink of an eye I saw the downward arrow on the top side of my browser page and naturally clicked on the downloads tab. There it was. It wasn’t called ‘a helping hand’ or anything like that it was named “GRN-RM.”
I thought that it was an abbreviation for Green Ram. it took my crappy internet 20 minutes to download the file, which was surprising for me since I just installed my network and it seemed to be slow if not completely dead beat still.
I waited my fair share of 20 minutes and clicked on the application as fast as I could, it was 02:00 AM in the morning and I didn’t know how much juice I had left in me so I wanted to open the game and get on my way as soon as possible, the game opened and with the blink of an eye, and it installed itself on to my computer.
No warnings, no conspicuous protocols that I would blindly press yes, the application opened and a flash of green screen stabbed me in the eye.
I ignored it and took a good look at the screen, the screen seemed ‘Retro active.’ It was a pixel green screen with a black label that said “Green Ram” and on the middle of the screen where the options should’ve been was a simple 8-bit “Start the game” option. It didn’t had anything else, or at least anything else that I could see.
There were no options, no developer trade mark, it was as if one day this game just came in to existence. I putted on my headphones and pressed enter.
The first thing that the green ram hit me with was the black screen. As soon as I pressed enter the screen went all black and for a short moment left me alone with the reality.
It was middle of the night and I was staring at a video game screen which I downloaded from deep web earlier. The first thing I heard was the wind, the sweet midnight gust ghastly passing through windows. But before I could listen more to the wind, the game lunched with a load of 8-bit music that almost made me jump out of my seat.
It wasn’t what I expected, all I had was a text box that said “Chat with me!” Now it was obvious that it was nothing but a edgy collage art project. I don’t know know what I was expecting from this crappy game. But the first impression was nothing short than a disappointment.
One part of me was relieved that the thing was nothing more than a gag. But my other part was disappointed, since there was nothing to write about.
I inhaled and exhaled with disappointment, but since I came this far, I typed in “Hello” and to my surprise a reply came as quick as lightning. “Could you help me escape from the Green Ram ?” At this point I was really tired, I looked at my phone and saw that it was 3 Am. Exhaustion over came my will, and I typed “No” before giving the AI a chance to type back, I turned off my computer and went to sleep.
That night I saw the most realistic nightmare of my life:
I opened my eyes in the middle of a forest. I looked around and saw nothing but the towering trees, I breathed in the dreamy air and it burned my lungs.
As I slowly started to acknowledge my surroundings the cold air chilled my body and soul. As shocked as I was there was something peaceful about being in a forest, I slowly started walking into the wilderness.
I walked what it felt like an eternity, I kept walking till all the trees looked the same, I kept walking till the cold didn’t bother me anymore. At last I herd a voice “I’m gonna die like the others the ram is gonna get me.” That snapped me out of my walking trans. The voice sounded fragile and quite , there was no doubt that this voice belonged to a girl, a girl that sounded scared and desperate, as she was talking I walked towards her voice with a sense of increasing awareness.
Each step felt closer, every tree that I touched felt colder till I found an opening. in that opening was a tree trunk and on the tree trunk was a girl, she didn’t look a day older then 7. her blonde hair came all the way down to her stained white dress. She was pale and skinny. she looked like she didn’t had anything to eat for days, I checked my pocket to see if I had anything on me that I could give to the girl, just to realize that I was wearing the same outfit that I went to bed with, the only thing my hand brushed against was the hole in my left pocket. I put my hand in my right pocket and walked towards the girl, she was looking down as I approached her.
Now that I was close to her, my so called dream regained it’s surrealism. as I was getting closer to her she kept getting away, every step that I took towards her made her go further and further away, finally I screamed “Are you all right little girl ?” she replied “there were ones before me and there will be more after me.” Now her voice wasn’t the sweat voice of a little girl that was looking for help, she sounded tired “This is the life of a prey you know.” she said, while still staring at the ground. “What are you talking about ?” I said as cold stroke my bones once again. “Can’t you see it ?” the girl asked. Now I could feel the frustration in her voice “See what?” I asked, slightly feeling the bitter taste of betrayal. “Look around. Can’t you see it, this forest is not real, this pain is not real.” “What are you trying to say ?” “This thirst, this hunger and this pain is what we asked for.” “What ?” “Cold, confused and blind.” she looked up for the first time. And that was when I saw her empty eye sockets.
I slowly tried to backed away from her but it was futile. For every step I took back she took two steps towards me. And with the blink of an eye she was in front me “This is the life of a prey.” Shouted the girl, now standing right in front of me. “what are you ?” I shrieked.
“I am what you can be. But the question is if I’m the prey who is the hunter ?” The cold winter breeze stabbed my eye so I blinked and when I opened my eyes, she was back sitting on the trunk.
“Is it the Green Ram?” I asked.
“Wake up and play the game, wake up and beat the game, wake up and SAVE US !” She shouted.
“And avoid the mead, the pet can’t see you. But it can hear you.”
Suddenly I felt a pulsing pain that was conquering my body. I closed my eyes with pain. And when I opened it back up I was back in my room.
As soon as I opened my eyes I rolled out of my bed and almost jumped onto my seat, I turned on my computer with a speed that wasn’t expected from a man that just woke up.
I clicked on the ram logo and started biting my nails off. As I waited for the game to start, after 30 seconds the game blasted my ears off with 8-bit upbeat music, just like last time I wasn’t given no options.
I inhaled and exhaled deeply as the ‘Start Game’ option stared deep into my soul, I pressed enter and waited for my own demise.
There were 3 slots on the screen, the top one said ‘Clara’ and it was crossed out with a line and the ones underneath that slot simply said empty slot, I was automatically on the one that said Clara, I pressed enter but nothing happened.
I moved down a slot to one of the empty slots and as soon as I saw the flashing on the empty slot I pressed enter.
Chapter 03 - Grimm Ville - Edmond F. Clarence
The game’s text inter face opened with : Grimm Vile 1965 - Edmond F. Clarence.
Then another text appeared : Will you help me hide from the Green Ram?
I typed “Yes.”
“I hear a noise coming from the kitchen. What should I do?”
I knew that Green Ram was more then a game so I knew that I couldn’t mess up but something was making me scratch my head, the game stated that the location is a place called Grimm Ville and the name of the person who I was helping was clear but the year made me scratch my head.
1965 I thought, If this game was what I thought it was the year didn’t made any sense.
Could it be that this Green Ram guy existed in a different plane?
Was someone playing a prank on me ?
Regardless the possibilities I couldn’t abandon this kid like the one that I abandoned last night.
“Where are you?”
“I’m in the living room.”
“Is the door locked?”
“I don’t know.”
“Check it. If it’s not locked, lock it.”
“I locked it.”
“The banging is getting louder, what should I do?”
“How old are you?”
“16.”
“Good, that means yo are old enough to protect yourself. Does your dad have a gun hidden somewhere around the house?”
“He has my grandfather’s revolver in his bedroom drawer”
“Go to his room and grab the revolver.”
Then I saw a text color that I haven’t seen before.
It wasn’t green like our text, oh no It was a color that revealed the intention of the player. It was dark red.
“I CAN SMELL YOU EDMOND!” said the red text.
“Something just broke the door.” said Edmond.
“Who are you?” I asked
“EDMOND YOU ARE A SMART BOY, IT’S WAY PAST YOUR BEDTIME AND NOBODY IS HOME YET, DO YOU KNOW WHY ?”
“I said who are you!”
“CAUSE YOUR MOM, DAD AND YOUR LITTLE BROTHER MARK ARE LYING RIGHT OUTSIDE THIS DOOR”
“Don’t listen to it Edmond, it just wants to fool you.”
‘DO YOU WANT TO JOIN THEM EDMOND?”
‘I can hear it singing.’ typed Edmond.
“GRAB THE REVOLVER EDMOND.’ I typed with fury.
“You gotta hear this. It’s as if an angel is singing.”
“YOU CAN HEAR THEM SINGING CAN’T YOU EDMOND?”
“Edmond just grab the fucking revolver.” I typed with haste.
“I can’t lift it, it’s way too heavy.”
“I’M COMING FOR YOU EDMOND. JUST HOLD STILL AND I’LL FIND YOU.”
“I’m hearing footsteps.” Typed Edmond.
“Just lift it and point it against the door way Edmond that’s our only chance!” I typed with nervousness, slowly realizing that this felt like it was more than a game.
“OHH YOU ARE IN THE BEDROOM EDMOND, I CAN SMELL YOUR FEAR FROM THE STAIRS AND OHH WAIT... AND I ASLO SMELL SOMETHING ELSE.”
“Edmond are you holding the gun?”
“Yes.... I can see it. Mo I can see her!”
‘Edmond pull the trigger’ I typed, as I was s
“I...I.. did but nothing happened!”
“What do you mean nothing happened?” I thought, as I was internally cursing at the game.
“I KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS EDMOND.” Said the red text.
“YOUR BELOVED PLAYER DIDN’T TELL YOU TO LOAD THE GUN.”
“LOAD THE DAMN THING EDMOND!” I typed with all my might.
“It’s too late...” Said the sad little text.
“IT’S TIME TO REUNITE YOU WITH YOUR FAMILY EDMOND.”
“Yes Ma’am.” Typed Edmond
“GOOD BOY, JUST HOLD MY HAND AND I WILL RELIEVE YOU FROM THE PAIN.”
Just before I could type more, my computer turned off and left me completely dumbfounded.
I did what I could, I tried to turn on my computer but nothing happened. Regardless the result I kept pushing the button. But just as I pressed it for the 10th time I heard a noise from the living room and my heart almost stopped.
I slowly got up and did something that I wouldn’t have done normally. I charged in to the living room.
I’ve charged in with delirium just to find something that would send chills down my spine. It was the TV. The fucking television was moved out if it’s place.
Normally I had my TV right against the living room wall - but now my TV was a feet left to it’s original position. As if it was looking towards the hallway.
I didn’t know what to do and I didn’t know what to think.
“Am I getting influenced by this crappy horror game?” I thought to myself.
Has the TV always been in that position?
Was it moved away from it’s original position?
Who moved it?
Was it the gReEN raM?
Honestly to this day I don’t know what I was thinking. But I can tell you what happened next.
I went towards my house door to see if it was locked or not-I checked the door. It was locked.
I pushed and pulled the door frenetically to see if .... I dont know. To see if the door was actually locked or not.
I turned around and headed towards the TV. I was gonna take that thing and throw it out for good. But just as I crouched to grab it, the fucking thing turned on, and I almost had a stroke.
The static blasted the semi-empty living room with gloomy light. I backed away from the TV as quickly as I could.
The TV played static for a while as I stared at it blankly. After couple minutes of static it jumped to hand-cam footage.
At first it was dark and not much could be seen and the only thing that I could hear was heavy inhuman breathing.
The footage seemed to be looping. First It was the darkness, then it was the heavy breathing and finally there was the eye blinding light.
It seemed like the person who was holding the camera was hiding in somewhere dark and every now and then they would peep at a place much brighter. But right before the camera could adjust to the sudden change of light she would go back to the darkness.
Then something different happened. Instead of retreating back to the darkness $he just stood there. Slowly getting all that light in and letting the camere adjust.
It was me.
This video was the video of something filming me as I was playing the game.
The camera wasn’t adjusting to light because the only light source in the entire house was radiating out of my computer. I watched as the video made quick cuts to the moment of my sleep. Then the whole thing got even creepier. Now the creature was walking towards my room. One menacing step after the other. It seemed sluggish and slow. every step was followed by a moan, as if the creature was hurt.
It took the creature about 2 dozens of steps to reach my room. There I was, lying on my bed slowly waiting for my own demise without any notice. The creature crouched and came close to my face and ran it’s hand against my cheek.
It’s hand was pale and thin, each finger had a long dagger like finger nail attached to it. As the creature was running it’s hand against my face, It accidentally cut my cheek. As soon as it cut my cheek I moaned a little. As soon as it herd my moaning it backed up all the way to the living room with super human speed. Then it didn’t move an inch for what seemed like hours. The footage was being fast forwarded, as it was jerking itself back and forth. Then the footage stopped fast forwarding itself.
It was nothing different. I was in my bed constantly moving left and right, as this creature was filming me from all the way over the living room. Then it spoke “Finish the game.” It’s voice was somewhat of a high pitch and feminine. But the way the words were spoken were slow and in a maleficent manner.
Finally, It moved towards the TV and pulled the TV towards the direction, where I found it this morning. It put the camera down on the ground, where it was facing the TV.
The thing was nowhere to be seen for about a minute. Then It entered the frame.
It was getting into the TV !
As It was getting into the TV I got a good look at this monster. This thing was once a woman. Her body was painfully thin, and horrendously disfigured. She was wearing a dirty nightgown. The nightgown was torn in some places, parts of her chest and shoulder were revealed.
However the face of this horrendous creature was hidden behind a wooden mask. This mask was a twisted illustration of a Ram. At lest I guess so.
The horns...
The first thing that I cought with my eyes were the horns. They were suppose to resemble a ram’s horns, but they were different. They were uneven, crooked and menacing. One horn was longer than the other. while the shorter one seemed sharper. These horns resembled the devil, rather than a ram.
Then it was the eyes. Right below the horns were a pair of lifeless dark sockets, that I could call eyes. These sockets seemed a little larger than normal eye sockets. But who gives a shit about normality at this point.
Let us continue.
They were the first clue to my grim discovery. There were nothing behind them. Of course nothing but darkness. In my short window I tryed to look at them as much as possible, but still, there was nothing but darkness. Two empty eye sockets that wanted to claim one thing that this green ram seemed to be lack. A soul...
And finally the smile. Originally this masked didn’t had a smile on. As the matter of fact it didn’t even seemed to have any lips carved on it. But there was a crack. And so much more. This crack started under the right eye and ended right under the left cheek.
Dear reader there is so much more about this creature that I want to tell you about. But let me tell you what happened next instead.
I heard a loud growl from it and the TV switched back to static.
I couldn’t believe my eyes. After seeing that creature there was no doubt. There was no ignoring it. This wasn’t an extension of my imagination. This thing was as real as the fear I was feeling.
I was just standing there. I knew that thing was coming for me. I knew that she was going to get me eventually. This apartment wasn’t a castle and I wasn’t a knight. I was just a sitting duck, waiting to be stalked upon.
I rushed myself to the toilet, with the fading hope of not finding a scar. Yet the only thing I’ve done was confronting the reality, that I was trying so hard to deny.
Even in the dark setting of my toilet the scar was visible. Branding me from cheek to chin. It wasn’t a deep cut either, but again It wasn’t about the cut. It was about the thing that slashed me.
The thing that could’ve killed me. The thing that killed many before me. And the thing that was more than likely to kill again.
I touched my scar. And got out of the toilet.
I sat on the ground and zoned out for a good while.
The thing that brought me to my senses was an upbeat hip-hop music, that was coming from my room. My fucking phone was ringing.
I slowly walked to my room and grabbed my phone unwillingly. It was my boss. I answered the phone, and told him that I wasn’t feeling well. It didn’t sounded like he was convinced. But nonetheless he agreed.
I sat on my bed and started to think of my next move.
What was I suppose to do?
Fight her?
Flee from her?
Or be her own little slaughter stock.
As I was on my bed thinking, my computer turned on. What a fucking surprise.
The computer turned itself on and lunched the game. Once again I herd the cliche 8-bit music. But this time I knew that time the music was a harbinger of a one last game.
I pulled my chair and sat in front of the computer. I was greeted with the same interface. I choose the start option and waited.
Unlike the last time, the game loaded almost instantly.
There were 3 slots. The first 2 had the names and locations of my fallen avatars, like the last time. But there was difference that I spotted right away. Now the last slot had a name and an address attached to it. They were my very own!
“Riku Watanabe - Tokyo”
What was I even expecting?
There was no way out. This fucking monster could jump out of TVs and it could spy on me for hours. I choose the only available slot. And the game begun.
Upon entering the game I was greeted with the same black text screen.
“There’s a knock on the door.” Said the Green text.
And suddenly I heard a knock.
“I would lock my door.” Suddenly my door locked itself up.
“You can hear her nails grinding against the door.”
It was obvious that my demise was on a clock. It could break the door. But it didn’t. It just kept writing. And with every sentence I could feel her breath on my neck. I knew that I had to leave.
I grabbed my backpack and filled it with fist fulls of wrinkled garments. Next, I knew that I had to call someone to escort me out. I called my friend Katsu. And I told him to come to my house no questions asked. As I was doing these tasks, the green text kept advancing by itself.
At this point I could hear something violently punch the door. I grabbed my backpack and a notebook which was resting on my table. Then I rushed out to the toilet. I got in and locked the toilet door. And this is when I started writing my recollections. It’s been half an hour since I locked myself in. Now I can hear her. She sounds like an angel. But I know that I have to resist. Since there’s only a door between me and death.
It’s been 45 minutes now and my friend called me and told that he would be here in 5 minutes. But I’m afraid it might be to late. She is scratching the bathroom door now. I can hear her menacing nails, as much as I can hear her beastly unstable breath. 3 minutes. I can do this!
Now there’s only a minute left and she is nowhere to be herd. I can hear my friend Katsu. He sounds worried. He called out to me, but I didn’t answer. Maybe this is another one of the monster’s tricks. I don’t know what to think.
Finally Katsu started kicking the bathroom door. Thinking that I was stuck. After 4 kicks the wooden door gave away. Katsu opened a large enough hole to see through. And as soon as he saw my withered state, he reached in with his hand and opened the door from the inside. My savior was here.
He pulled me out of the toilet and violently shook me. As soon as I came to my senses I told him that we had to go. He asked me where I wanted to go and I told that I wanted to go as far away as possible. So he told me that he would take me to the airport. After 45 minutes we were in the airport. And after 10 more minutes I was in the ticket booth. Katsu told me his fair wells and took off.
The lady asked me where I wanted to go. I told her that I wanted to go abroad and I wanted to go the cheapest city. She told me about a place called Grimmville. Apparently It was Canadian town, with a new found fame. She told me that the town was a popular touristic destination and my ticket would be a part of a bundle that was endorsed by their town. It was a ticket to Grimmsville and a weeks stay in one of the town’s taverns, The Blind Cat.
I asked the lady about the price of the bundle. and she told me that it was only 63$. And told me that most of the people felt uncomfortable paying with Canadian dollars and that why most of the people backed out. I wan’t in a position to back out.
I went to the airports exchange shop and exchanged all my money to Canadian Dollar. At the end of the exchange I only had a 100$. A laughable amount of money to travel with. But nonetheless It was more than enough for my ticket. I went over to the booth and gave her 63$. She paused and said that she forgot to mansion the tax. She apologetically asked for 3 more Dollars. I gave the amount she demanded and went to board my plane.
Now I’m in the plane writing the rest of my story. I’m gonna share this as soon as I can. So people can avoid my mistakes and know more about the Green Ram.
Now as I’m checking my writings I noticed something. The second victim was from Grimmsville. I guess she got me good.
Now the only thing I can do is to see if I can find people who can help me with this beast.
Come to think of it they didn’t ask for my passport either.
Well played Green Ram. wEel pLAyeD.
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2017.09.02 04:01 911bodysnatchers322 Transcript of George Webb Video Series Part 140: "Hillary's Leakers, Hackers, and Henchmen" [@Georgwebb / #HRCRatlne]

  • >>>CONT
    • And I didn't mean--I did not say that Imran was a drug dealer--I never said Imran's as a drug dealer
    • I'm just saying they get him started that way--it breaks the ice.
    • Then you're like well man we're selling these whatever--we could make some real money with cars
    • So Imran is a car guy I'll just tell you that right mow Imran's a car guy
    • And that's gonna be his downfall the flamboyance of him being a car guy is gonna be his downfall
    • Now Omar who was already on Capitol Hill at the time was an IT guy
    • He came in a totally different way when you come in as an IT guy or an Intelligence guy, they teach a whole different set of skills * They teach you to be quiet, they teach you to be moving the background--hey we're going to be in PeopleSoft today
    • We're gonna reopen an old account from somebody who's left their position
    • We're gonna get some loans against that old position, against the straw employee
    • {{ Noisy Motorcycle-Scrunch scrunches around, George salutes }}
    • Hey Scrunch! Gotta always say hi to the scrunches
    • So it's a different mindset it's different training
    • And that's Omar and that's why I kind of like Omar, 'cause he's Loki[sic] he's low-key, he's not ostentatious, he's just doing his job
    • Now admittedly you could go back and forth and saying is he doing the job for Pakistan, and is he doing the best thing for his country as an operative in this country?
    • Or is he a traitor because he's in America and he's doing Intelligence work in America for a CIA program, which Brennan and Petraeus thought was such a great idea and Clapper thought was such a great idea?
    • So there's lots of gray areas here for everybody to argue about
    • But the the key point I want to make is Omar is that old-school IT guy Intel guy
    • And Imran is something very different--he's the car guy
    • He started in a car ring. Manitoba was a car ring--it still is a car ring
    • Manitoba still is a car ring
    • It's mainly around different apartment complexes and a guy comes over he starts his ring at 10
    • This is where everybody gets the wrong idea the CIA: that it's some big top-down planned organization--it isn't
    • You put an operative in, and then he decides who he's gonna pick for his ten guys
    • {{ 911bs "Terror cells". Are 'terror cells' just another name for organized crime you can use for political reasons? I think so }}
    • Let's say ten maybe twelve we can all argue we can all argue about how big the ring is--I think it's ten because it was 12 properties 12 properties
    • Lynnette was where Hina lived he lived in Lorton the two nice ones and then the rest for the condos were basically for your pack
    • So maybe two to three guys, and I visited them all, and I saw them all
    • Two to three people four people sometimes in the club houses, and you move them around over the over period of time
    • So I think he had maybe three or four club houses at any given time, with three or four guys per Clubhouse
    • That's the pattern--if you look at the pattern keep looking at the patterns of how things could get moved around, and the car thing
    • Nothing really
    • The problem really with Imran the whole story's going to come down to this
    • You see what we are to the Capitol
    • The whole story is going to come down to this: he's too damn flamboyant
    • He's too flamboyant he's flashing everything
    • flashing his money--spending it three or four thousand dollars a night
    • I just thought I'd give ISI--one more chance I thought I'd give ISI one more chance--they didn't take it
    • {{ Cars speed past George }}
    • Oh wow two chances for ISI--I guess I wait for the light don't let me get my ass I an excuse
    • Anyway we're having fun here the great thing about a reality show that's real it's real! This is it this is really happening
    • I'm just joking about that I'm not I didn't take those cars were ISI--I was just joking
    • But anyway no there Imran was in the car theft ring
    • He came up he was where we went last night was when he started and they brought him up and that's what the houses are for
    • Tell me tell me why else he's got three or four houses in any given time in crappy neighborhoods?
    • Just last night Luke Rosiak--a great reporter--broke the story where there's all these small claims starting to bubble up now, because they haven't published his mugshot
    • But if they did, people like Andre Taggart, would go "oh that's the guy who made he signe the papers"
    • Because there's all these mug shots
    • What's he doing slumming--what's he doing slumming over in Alexandria complaining--trying to fix a--that's a different case--but he's trying to fix a air-conditioning unit, he doesn't know what he's doing he's not very handy
    • So he breaks the air conditioner, right and there's all this small claims activity
    • What's he doing slumming around as a landlord, if he's sitting over here sitting over here (I'm on the Senate side) but sitting over here making $160,000 a year, with all these fancy cars.....Why's he slumming around? {{ Slumran Slumwan }}
    • The reason is is he's got his ring
    • He's taking care of it's ring--I'm talking about the guys in his ring--it's about it's gonna be about 10 guys 10 to 12
    • You need somebody to drive those cars on that train
    • It's it's gonna be what I said it is you take the cars--you put what you want in them
    • The people who are driving the cars don't know what's in them--it's not their job. They don't need to know.
    • They're just MS-13 kids and they're told to go from point A to point B end of story. They don't know what's in the car
    • So the only time the only time the thing really falls apart
    • (sorry about all the noise)
    • The only time that thing all falls apart is when he has to leave the country and send twenty four thousand four hundred boxes 24,400 boxes 24,400 boxes to Pakistan
    • And what the hell do you think is in 24,400 boxes?
    • Car parts {{ 911bs: No George, they are filled with uneaten basmati rice he and Hina didn't finish from their 22,000kg or whatever shipment a decade ago! LOLOLOL }}
    • I spent a week in the Bronx a week looking at all the different places
    • Yonkers--the original theft ring was in Yonkers
    • Mr. Comey I'm not trying to impugn your dad, but that car theft ring--that car theft ring has been going in Yonkers since Comey's dad ran Yonkers
    • Just sayin'
    • This idea that you're going to use cars stolen cars as a vehicle--imagine that using stolen cars as a vehicle
    • Because let's see what are my alternatives I could drive my own car down there with my own insurance and my own license of my own registration gosh darn it
    • I'm gonna be a criminal and I'm gonna drive down there with my contraband with my own registration my own license my own insurance
    • [Others in the] crime ring [are] gonna go wait a minute wait a minute wait a minute--they'll have your license, they'll have your registration, they'll have your insurance, they'll know who you are...
    • ...You're gonna get us all arrested you dum-dum dodo-head
    • We should steal cars, get it?
    • A vehicle the cars are the vehicle the cars are just the vehicle--they don't know what's in there
    • They don't know if it's Chemring missiles
    • They don't know if it's drugs
    • And they don't tell them!
    • Imran's job was very simple: vehicles vehicles vehicles vehicles--you get from point A to front to point B
    • Somebody else was selling the vehicles his Jeep his job was to get drivers
    • The reason why he's spending all his time at the car dealership--is drivers drivers drivers--they're driving that's all he knows right?
    • Somebody else is selling them they're selling them over at classic motors DC
    • There's tell them to the ambassadors
    • The ambassadors are deciding what goes in the trunks
    • Some of them
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  • PROSECUTION Suspresses! Hiding Imran's Passports - YouTube
    • The connection's so bad well it doesn't matter
    • The prosecution the prosecution the prosecution is suppressing not
    • (Sorry there's bee there--"don't bee like that")
    • The prosecution is suppressing--not the defense!
    • The prosecution is protecting Imran Awan, not the defense!
    • They're almost making my case for me
    • Mirando give me some meat on the bone here--they are taking my case--they are proving my case
    • The prosecution is suppressing Imran's visas--the prosecution is suppressing Imran's visas
    • So here's how it goes
    • During the arrest during the arrest at Dulles Airport, they confiscated three passports
    • UAE, Pakistan, and USA.
    • The diplomatic one--I don't have 100% confirmation--but I'm pretty darn sure is the UAE passport
    • That's the one that they're shipping the dark weapons with
    • That's--all of them go through Imran's passport
    • All ten groups all ten groups of the ten different houses that they're all those cars everything is going through Imran's passport--that's what I'm saying
    • South Carolina the four diplomatic containers is going to be Imran's passport. Imran Awan's passport--that's what I'm saying
    • Not anybody
    • If not Imran's, Abid's. One of those two is the diplomatic passport that's doing the dark weapons That's what I'm saying. Car ring etc is one of the ten houses
    • Now the what is interesting about the prosecution suppressing this is it came from the magistrate judge--the magistrate judge handles the arrest handles the arrest
    • So it's all the things that were discovered during the arrest
    • What was discovered during the arrest?
    • They didn't do any court case during the arrest--the only thing was discovered in the arrest was the stuff that Imran had on him at the airport
    • What would you have on you other than cash? He had like $8,000 cash
    • What did he have on him other than that?
    • He had the three passports
    • The prosecution is suppressing--the prosecution!!--is suppressing the three passports
    • (Damn bee damn bee in my lemonade. Bees like lemonade)
    • So I was right about the passports
    • I don't have the date yet, I think it's going to be plus or minus June 2011 for the Dip Passport on the UAE Dip Passport
    • Everybody asked what is so important about the diplomatic passport for UAE--that's how they're doing the dark weapons
    • That's how they're doing the DU and the WP--you have to ship that through somebody
    • Now I'm not saying he just did one gang I'm saying he had a funnel of ten gangs in the car ring
    • It was ten ten ten groups or I don't know it's gonna be ten guys I don't know how many each in each one maybe one or two guys in each team--I don't know exactly
    • But that's why that he has the ten houses
    • I know it's gonna seem (get out <>) hard to believe, but true
    • Hard to believe but true give me that hey Mirando
    • Give me that give me those passports you've proven the case Mirando
    • Why would the white with the prosecution move to suppress what was gathered by the magistrate court?
    • The magistrate Court is what processes the arrest
    • It had to be something that he had on him during his arrest
    • Those are the passports--it even says that in the news articles where the passports were confiscated
    • You're making it too easy Mirando
    • Making it's too easy
    • Anyway I'm gonna move obviously move to rescind the restriction on the suppress, beyond the gag order
    • Why should what he had on him
    • Why should what he had on him when he was arrested be suppressed?
    • Come on
    • We're gonna obviously move to rescind
  • Imran Awan - Leveraging Hawkshead Mortgages To Safe House His Hommies - YouTube
    • Okay. Everybody just damn bees they love lemonade--this really terrible
    • If you look at the purchase history of the Hawks head kind of starts with 2009 with Hillary coming into power at Secretary of State
    • Obviously more latitude for Hillary, more latitude for Huma, more latitude for Phillipe [Reines], more latitude for Imran
    • So what you really have is using a Hawkshead as kind of a launching pad for the other houses
    • Up until then basically his dad in Ron's dad had the Springfield house and it really wasn't a lot going on but really 2009 really bolts Imran from being kind of this nerd doing just configurations
    • Into now this kind of player coming down here going to all these clubs spending two or three thousand dollars a night compromising people
    • And that's really where you start seeing Imran start buying houses houses all over the place
    • And these are gonna be kind of like safe houses not safe houses in the sense that these the car ring guys are like international spies or anything
    • But safe houses because you just don't want a lot of rent checks going to people that could be followed up on you want your your people that are better your fences in your car ring to that you want the rent checks going to Suriya Begum or or somebody else--your landlady or your housekeeper or whatever--you don't want the rent checks going...
    • And you can see obviously all along the way here Imran constantly has the rent checks going to a third uninvolved party
    • That parties then cashing the checks and then paying rent money--I'm sure there's some kind of fee handling fee that each of these houses is going through
    • But again you have to ask yourself why is Imran slumming it, doing toilet parts and all that stuff for these guys, if he's making 160K right up the street at Congress?
    • Plus he's got all these he's going to all these parties he knows Bill Clinton--really?
    • Is he gonna be fixing toilets going into US?
    • The reason why he's fixing the toilets for the for the guys is he doesn't want them going to Home Depot
    • He doesn't want their picture on the cameras
    • He wants those guys kind of just chillin just chill out here at the apartment complex until you go do a job and then bring the car back
    • And when you're a driver we'll go get the drivers when it comes to driving but your jobs to get the cars and bring them back to that lot in that parking garage in that parking lot at the apartment we'll take it from there Okay. we're gonna come over get the driver it's gonna be a 15 year old just came in from Guatemala or El Salvador and he's gonna drive it over to on the boat
    • So that's that's the game
    • So you don't want your fences or your your your your mechanics they call him in the business you don't want your mechanics going into Home Depot with a lot of pictures going back and forth trying five or six times how people have to do when they're fixing stuff
    • You don't want them going in five or six times getting their face on the camera five or six times with a lot of purchases they've got to use a credit card--you don't want that
    • So Imran's gonna be that gopher guy I'm sure he hired another guy eventually, but if you look at the case last night that Luke Rosiak broke
    • The Rao Abbas who's the guy who's spiking the Blackberries in Congress hit the the lady who lived above him that Chrissy gal she was saying that he tried to fix the air conditioner--it blew up and they got into a big fight over it
    • So Imran's trying to be this Mr. fix-it guy
    • He's over run he's over at he's not very good at it he's over at the car dealership trying to impress all the diplomats coming in and out of this hotel, right
    • All these big bigwigs coming in and compromise all these bigwigs
    • He's trying to sell him cars
    • Reason why he spent it two or three thousand dollars a night with these diplomats is he's trying to sell them cars!
    • He's saying hey look at this one, hey look at this one.
    • Remember he's got the five finger discount.
    • If that the guy he has his book right he's showing him these cars if somebody says oh I really like that Bentley can you get me this one
    • (Hey scrunch)
    • Can you give me that Bentley says sure I can get you that Bentley just give me a couple days I got some friends up in Brooklyn I got some friends up in Bronx I got some brings friends up in Yonkers we'll get one down here
    • Remember these cars came as far away as Maine at the CIA car dealership
    • So I'm just trying to give you that what actually happened this is what actually happened he was taking guys down picking him up with a limo service
    • Limo service if you notice is right next to his Hawkshead home
    • Picking them up at the limo service, taking him down to the clubs, showing him all the girls, getting them a little blow, all that stuff--entertaining them because he wants to sell them the stuff
    • Once he gets that first car he's got a customer for life
    • Now he can start selling them the other stuff
    • "Hey do you have an insurgency problem... in wherever West African nation? Middle Eastern nation? Hey I know where I can get you Pakistani weapons--no it's not just gonna be WP and and DU", although he can supply that it can be regular AK-47s
    • It could be all that stuff that's made and what I can't remember I think it's a New Jersey where they make the US version of the AK-47
    • It's gonna be all that stuff, but hey we put it right in the car, we'll ship you another car
    • Matter of fact you got a lot of family members don't you Mr. Diplomat?
    • Yeah you got a lot of family members would just keep shipping them as long as you can give me family members, I'll keep your shipping you cars
    • So what you need to do is keep asking the embassy for more diplomatic passports, I'll just keep shipping them I'll just keep shipping them right
    • So it's best to ship under the passports of where it's going to
    • So most of the stuff it won't be under Imran's name, but there will be some stuff under Imra's name
    • Especially the stuff coming into the United States, for warehousing
    • the steps has to come into the United States from Pakistan to warehouse it
    • I believe the WP is going to be and the DU warehouse is in Charleston South Carolina
    • Now when it goes out, when it goes out, that's going to be under somebody else's diplomatic passport--that's how you would do it
    • When the cars go out that's going to be under the African ambassador of Interior whoever
    • It's gonna go when it goes out but when it goes in when the weapons come in from Pakistan that's going to be under Imran
    • So it's coming from Christine Pakistan remember where it gets checked a little TV
    • {{ Office Space Stapler Man Voice }} "We have a lit-tle TV here in Virginia. We have a lit-tle TV here in Virginia"
    • ...With the governor's name's Terry McAuliffe and the guy who runs homeland security: I happen to play video games with every day
    • ...The guy who's running homeland security in Congress the guy was watching over that thing the homeland security I know it's Customs and Border Protection, but I playing video games with him all right I'm on the in here okay
    • So that's what he's leveraging that's what Imran is leveraging all the time is hey I'm playing video games with the guy in homeland security I know what's going on I play a video games with a guy in house Intelligence permanent Select Committee and that's what he's doing
    • So but he's still having to run over and do fix toilets and fix air conditioners, because he doesn't want his team getting their picture at Home Depot going back and forth to Home Depot
    • So 2009 the reason why he's taken out a mortgage every year is to buy these houses, collect these houses
    • So he collects about... he takes out about 400 a year and he gets two houses out of the 400
    • Now I don't know if he's got weird stuff going on with those mortgages as well
    • Probably if you're gonna have your team's your mechanics out there, probably would be good to settle down a little bit on the on the mortgages, because you're creating a lot of trail
    • We don't have all that yet, but it really looks like he picks up two houses a year 2009, 2010, 2011, 2012, 2013, there's kind of like five mortgages in a row where it's four hundred thousand a year, even though the markets just crashed and 50 percent loan to value is ridiculous after 2008
    • So sorry these bees love they love the lemonade
    • I don't know what it is damn I'm gonna go back to wine anyway
    • So so I just wanted to I think it starts all making sense when you start visualizing it
    • And again why support why would the why would the prosecution suppress the passports? Why?
    • If he's just a guy on his own if he's not running a government program--he's just some guy who was like Andre said
    • Ah gosh I hate this guy he's just doing a spy ring in Congress why would the prosecution go and suppress the passports his passport number
    • Why would they suppress his mugshot? Why?
    • At the arraignment on Friday, why are they're going to try to suppress it?
    • Do it judge's chambers? Why?
    • If he's not running a government program, why is he doing that?
  • Launching Patreon - Renate Tonite at 10 PM - YouTube
    • Okay. we're live again live again
    • Thank you for everybody sending out tweets and stuff
    • Made a lot of progress today lots of progress today and I think people can start seeing the play now
    • They could start seeing kind of the up the upgrayedd of Imran Awan--they could start seeing how he started out as kind of a an IT guy, didn't want to be an IT guy, kind of got the upgrade to being a car guy, and he wanted to be that flash mista-flash
    • Now the people know who I'm talking about right now--the people when I'm saying these things the reason why I keep formulating this as they all go, "yep you got it you got Imran-- you got it"
    • Everyone in Congress right now and all the people who interacted with him are gonna are saying right now, "you nailed it he never wanted to be here--he never wanted to punch the clock."
    • He always wanted to go downtown, he wanted to have a good time
    • Brainy Blonde Thank you very much.
    • This Balwinder Singh, this Balwinder Singh--what a name
    • If you're an Indian-American, Balwinder is the way you prove that you've got an American name with a last name like Singh S I N G H
    • So what I explained Ginger Rain (sorry poor production values poor production values) I talked to Ginger Rain and she's got all this evidence about Rao running down to the Navy Yard
    • And Rao's cab company and Rao's chop shop down by the Navy Yard
    • And I feel like this everything is a song me and Julio down by Rao's Chop Shop but down by the Navy Yard
    • Wasn't there a song like that me and Julio down by the schoolyard only this is the Navy Yard, because that's where you're going to be loading it up
    • That's where you gonna be loading the cars up
    • Now am I saying the cars always went out of the Navy Yard, are still going out of the Navy Yard?
    • No
    • That's where they used to go out of
    • I'm saying National Harbor I said it moved
    • Everybody's like oh 2013 2013--I know I know that's why they shut it down after the shooting in 2013 and moved over to Harbor National Harbor
    • And I'm also saying on the Anacostia on the other side of the Anacostia there's some car going on there too
    • But they're loading the guys are getting the drivers in Woodbridge driving the stuff over, and loading it up in at the Harbor
    • Now exactly which Harbor--let's be flexible here. Let's not get all crazy about it well it's got to be this one or it's got to be that one
    • Cars have wheels they have steering wheels the ms-13 kids can drive those cars anywhere they want okay
    • So let's not get crazy about it has to be this Harbor
    • But I think Rao is that guy that's gonna be managing those drivers, and getting the cars from the apartments to the Navy Yard, to getting them on the boat
    • Let's call him the Wrangler the Wrangler
    • So anyway Rao I know you're not I know you're a bad mammajamma
    • So I respect all due respect but I got a got to put the facts out there bro
    • So anyway Okay. Everybody wants to talk about Patreon
    • (I'm sorry ID theft from the party yeah no that's the IDS I keep getting questions from Brainy Blonde and I want to say no this Balwinder guy)
    • If you call...somebody saw my two month old video where I go to Rao Abbass' house and there's a a cab sitting in the front
    • And everybody ran down the cab company name, but nobody called the actual phone number
    • But Ginger Rain called the phone number and this Balwinder Singh guy answers
    • So the Balwinder Singh there is another Ballwinder Singh that's arrested in Reno
    • He's planning on going over to Pakistan to set a bomb off on the border of Pakistan and and Kashmir
    • And what they've been doing what the Awans have been doing--not not the Awans just not the Awans just the Awan brothers, but what the Awan tribe has been doing is: anytime a border guard starts looking through things and finding stuff, they just blow them up!
    • They blow them up
    • They drive a car just like this, fill it up with explosives, they drive it in, and they blow it up, remotely
    • The people that are driving it they're just MS-13 kids or whatever they are up in Kashmir--they're thinking I'm driving something through--I'm just driving through, [then] kaboom kaboom
    • They don't even tell the kids--they say oh well something happened at the border
    • So they use the car bombs a lot to get Border Patrol
    • This is a real nasty business--this is not this isn't a good thing
    • This is nasty that is ISI is nasty
    • This whole 111th is nasty
    • So I explained to Ginger Rain she said I got this pile of evidence this chop shop down by the Navy Yard and the thing and they're putting the things in there and I've got it all it's just a huge pile of evidence
    • Oh shoot my battery's going I better grab my bag
    • So anyway I get my battery
    • So what I said to her is just get a pattern going
    • Get a thread it's kind of like when memory or a summer camp and they're all those different colored beads
    • Get the pattern whatever the pattern is red green blue red green blue red green blue red green blue, and just start linking it up, start seeing the pattern, and saying Balwinder Singh
    • Start taking Balwinder Singh through there because a lot of times they'll give names like like Jason was saying there's a certain name they give to those people that do that the not-so-nice movies blue movies--and that's the name that is an industry association name
    • Well the Intelligence business has the same thing
    • Balwinder Singh it's kind of a goofy name
    • It's kind of like what was that one name that Defango used--I can't member his name
    • Well you use those names so if I come into the city I don't know anybody, and I asked for I call the cab company I call the cab company, and they say well your driver Balwinder Singh is is available
    • No matter what city I go - Balwinder Singh is my cab driver
    • I know that's the guy--I know that's the guy I'm gonna be working with
    • Somebody's gonna get let go lights out later on my target it's gonna go lights out I'm gonna put him in the cab with Ballwinder Singh--that makes any sense
    • So just get a big stack evidence take your key take your code and then start threading it through all the Balwinder Singhs
    • You're gonna see Balwinder Singh coming up a lot
    • Now all the people out there Balwinder Singh Balwinder Singh you're gonna see a lot of evidence come together
    • And then we'll just get back to the rest of the evidence later
    • It's kind of like separate not all the pictures of the flowers when you have the still of the orange let's say when you have a still-life puzzle right same thing
    • Let's get the I Apple let's get the orange let's get the easy ones and then we'll go on to the pomegranate fruit or whatever the heck that is
    • Ssame idea get the easy ones out of the way do your data reduction, see your patterns, and then that will help you with the next one that the next one the next one
    • That's just my general that's just my general kind of data reduction pitch
    • So Renate tonight on public radio
    • K mod K mu D K Mudd where they make great tomatoes out on the California coast and they make great Tomatoes
    • I'm gonna bet you've got all kinds of lights they sell and everything they could run 24 hours a day to get great tomatoes
    • So this is a shout-out to K Mud Okay.
    • I didn't answer Brainy Blonds' question about Balwinder Singh
    • He was arrested in in Reno and he was going to blow up somebody
    • But I did say that this is the pattern and this is why I spent so much time on the Egyptians coming in
    • When you have a bombing that you want to do let's say you're having trouble with this guy over here at the border-crossing
    • You don't want to use one of your locals and then have his face and then oh gosh I saw you just yesterday drop the bomb over there right yeah it was you
    • You bring in somebody from overseas bring him in for a day they brought you you'd want to have them use a roller bomb of some type
    • Pick up a roller bomb use a pressure cooker some they could make from parts that are there drop the bomb then leave the country
    • Same the same works the other direction
    • If we're gonna do Pakistan we want to take people that are in there want tribe here oh Balwinder or Balldinger? LOL
    • It's another Jalloh name--come on
    • Brainy Blond's real time now--we're gonna solve the case in half the time--Brainy Blonde is real time
    • Baldinger or Bald winger? I thought it was bald winger balding here I mean come on what kind of name is baldinger--I mean you're gonna know that's an operative thing right,
    • I mean come on, so I mean that's why they make it funny right
    • So you remember it but it's funny because they used to have operatives you could remember 100 names right and then they cut it down to 50 and then they cut it down to 30 and
    • Now they do big capitals what's the one down in in DC here with Robinson
    • Winfield Robinson all capitals they use double names now and all capitals to show everybody this is a this is a guy in the show Winfield Robinson
    • Oh by the way that reminds me the whole Winfield Robinson tapes and everything I got a third party saying there was this these tapes were available Winfield Robinson was one of the cops of the six cops this six hours or eight hours of videos available for $2,200
    • I said I would forward that to whoever Matt couch or Jason or whatever
    • Jason contacted me and I think Jason's the guy Jason is the man for forensic analysis for any video I mean he is amazing
    • So I'm pushing this out to Jason if I can find it I got thousands of messages if I can find it Jason's getting it
    • Matt I think you should work with Jason on it
    • If it shows Shawn Lucas when you get that five minutes with the two guys with him on W Street that's when I'm interested that's when I get interested
    • But I'll let you guys go through all the video and I don't understand why it isn't free because that's why do you wear the body cams
    • Why do you wear the body cams if they're if you don't want it isn't it just a little chip don't they just take a little chip why can't you go in the tape go right to 419 and go let me watch it from here Okay. I wanna zoom up to 559
    • I don't understand
    • I have gotten so many messages I was trying to play off the thing this morning with the Patreon thing or not the..on the venmo
    • And it turns out it looks like only $30 was stolen but it was shut off three days ago
    • Apparently some got through but some didn't they like anything well whatever it seems like three days ago I published the all the letters from Venmo, and they just like we don't want to have I mean just this this is for friends and you're getting and what looks like donations I said they're not donations they're people who want to support this effort
    • They said sorry we're it's really for a friend Network thing and we and anyway I just don't want the hassle
    • I just like I said today I don't want the hassle anyway ever since then patreon patreon patreon patreon patreon
    • I finally just set one up I have no idea what the hell I did
    • I set it up as George Webb Sweiggert S W E I G E R T
    • So everyone knows exactly who it is--I don't I don't know how to do the bank thing
    • So I don't know if it connects to the bank like I don't know if it connects to the bank like Venmo does
    • {{ Lets assume someone in chat said "this is boring" George flips out on HA Goodman }}
    • So hey and if if you're bored, please by all means HA Goodman's over there he can tell you all about how Taggart doesn't exist
    • Why don't you spend 75 or 100 days listen to HA Goodman tell you how Andre Taggert doesn't exist well
    • Let him talk to you about how the crushed hard drives don't exist
    • Let him talk to you about I never went to the front door
    • Let him talk to about how Rao Abbass and how Haseeb doesn't exist
    • And how they never went to the back doors of the basement
    • Let him talk about how there was no marine
    • Let him talk about how there was no twenty of Blackberries
    • Let him talk about how there was no server
    • Let him talk about how there was no wire well
    • Let's let him talk out about how there was no communication down to the Navy Yard
    • Let him talk about how there was no passports
    • Let him talk about it he'd never had a UAE DIP Passport
    • Let him talk about how he never had a shipping company that went from Qasim to South Carolina
    • Let him talk about how they weren't storing DU weapons from the PK ordnance factory there
    • I mean I just love it
    • Why don't you go to HA Goodman's channel, and learn all about what didn't happen--learn all about it!
    • You got a chance to go right now--
    • Go go go!
    • I just love it when people say "oh god I I'm not having a good time on this channel"
    • Well you have choices
    • Go go to HA! Go go go--please go! {{ buh-bye now }}
    • So but if you believe the Capitol Police
    • (( Hey scrunch -- got to get my scrunches a salute ))
    • {{ 911bs: George I bet people near you IRL think you're a crazy person when you're doing these videos. I love it. They don't know about the thousands of scrunches tuned in }}
    • If you believe the Capitol Police and they're and they're listing the equipment listing GatewayPundit published
    • That's awfully detailed softly detailed HA
    • Yeah I am drunk on lemonade I have not had one damn drop but I am drunk on life I guess huh no I did get excited because somebody said ZZZ and I'm like go somewhere else if you're not having a good time--go somewhere else please
    • I do not I want to keep you one more minute
    • Move on learn about how Neko house save the election learn about how Nikko house went down to Florida saved the election saved everybody's interests--saved everybody--save the lawsuit
    • {{ Troll Voice }} I'm HA! I represent!
    • ...Yeah. Good job. All right.
    • So I got a my
    • {{ Siren: Whoop Whoop }}
    • If my scrunches come along, they get the salute
    • So anyway I did the Patreon thing
    • Whatever the hell I did I signed up for it is
    • My scrunches--you don't know they're not coming for you. That that that could be just a team that could be a cover team
    • They're coming for you. In Congress they're coming for you. They're coming for you. Any chief of staff. Any chief of staff.
    • If you're a chief of staff in Congress from one of the carriers from one of the BlackBerry carriers or even if you if you put some dope BlackBerry's in there into Congress
    • They can come right out of that they can come right out of that ambulance you got to be thinking every time you hear a siren from
    • Now on pass today you got to be thinking in the back your mind should I be thinking about a different line of work
    • Maybe in some place that doesn't have an extradition treaty
    • Because Maldives I could do a lot of the work from the Maldives I got a lot of future in the Maldives
    • So I could probably get two little Saint James once or twice a year I got I got a future in Maldives
    • So anyway brandy blonde I just don't have a perch here I'm gonna I'm gonna do a little lean here sorry about that but yeah I know I need to hydrate better hold on
    • The Maldives are sinking? Does Hillary know that?
    • So anyway I did the patrie on I don't know even how to get to it I don't even know if I have a page I think there's a lot of sugar in in lemonade
    • I feel a little bit like didn't Beyonce Beyonce have a lemonade thing feel a little bit I feel like I could somehow I feel like I could dance I'm not gonna dance
    • {{ 911bs: hahaha. George is sugardrunk }}
    • I promise that won't dance
    • {{ 911bs: nooo! }}
    • So Now everybody's saying well it may have been more than four bellick berries it may have been twenty after all
    • So yeah sugar is a drug sugar is a drug
    • So no I'm just I love it how it's like we got you we got you we got the gotcha we interviewed a guy for an hour and 99.99999% of what you said was right
    • That one zero zero zero zero zero zero zero one percent we gotcha
    • And on the is it for Blackberries or is it the 20?
    • And then and then day later--well we weren't quite sure about the zero zero zero zero zero one percent--it could be that it was twenty--but still we don't like you
    • Well ok you don't like me but 99.9999
    • Now compare that compare that ninety nine nine nine nine nine nine point nine with the peepee dossier
    • The peepee dossier had two prostitutes peeing on Donald Trump's bed
    • It was reported by the outstanding outstanding news outlet MSM
    • MSM I keep wanting to say Buzz Lightyear
    • BuzzFeed!
    • Can I get a BuzzFeed that sounds like something you would do it like you're you really trying to sell me alcohol
    • One hour left BuzzFeed free free half-price drinks got to clear up the punch "BuzzFeed"!
    • Yeah they're a real MSM outlet
    • So BuzzFeed and then who hit him with the validation stamp with ten different people on the panel?
    • Who hit him with the validation stamp with ten different people on the panel like fifty days in a row no it's longer than that it was almost a year!
    • CNN weigh it in...CNN weighed in with their validation and they stamped that BuzzFeed that's truth
    • CNN weighed it in said this is truth
    • But the whole CNN gang came in said this is truth
    • Well maybe that's not how it turned out
    • Maybe that isn't how it turned out maybe it really was Andre Taggert April 10th be talking about 15-minutes
    • Him saying it was out there in the garage
    • Him saying that yes Raul Abbas did come over yeah Haseeb Rana did come over
    • They did go out in and out the back door a lot
    • There was a lot of equipment with a lot of markings Kent I don't know exactly what
    • And then Gateway pundit come out comes out that was the Dell that was the twenty BlackBerry's here's the exact model numbers down to the fifteenth serial number
    • Well your point zero zero zero zero zero zero zero point one percent wrong
    • we just know it we just know it
    • We'll prove it
    • Oh we'll wait we'll wait and find out we'll wait and find out
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    • But then it results it results in a great piece for Jason did yesterday, which was a just a fantastic interview
    • And now people around the world now people around the world can evaluate his credibility right
    • That's how it happens you start by knocking on doors you start by not not just knocking on the one door that they give you the breadcrumb for because they're setting you up half the time you go all around it you knock on every door
    • The last door you knock on is the one that you get the bread crumb for
    • You don't just go right where they're gonna give you they're trying to set you up they're trying to lead you by the nose
    • Try to give you enough to let you write a cover story let you write a little school place story that says oh this is a family fight it's not just a family fight
    • This is a spy ring in Congress that's obvious!
    • With one two three don't just sit there and accept this one two three email that's oh well Imran wearing the ankle bracelet
    • (those loose ends those loose ends McCabe always worried about those loose ends)
    • Imran is wearing this ankle bracelet and he's going to be receiving email yesterday right just think about it think about the ridiculousness of that
    • We called deutsches in office yesterday and say where's Rao Abbas?
    • You should have heard you should have heard the phone it's like holy shit they know somebody did it somebody did a search at CAO
    • See the thing is Imran you the three the three guys CAO that stood up for the girl
    • What you gonna do kill all three?
    • McCabe what are you gonna do?
    • They're in the CAO oh thanks for the flowers by the way CAO
    • Follow the leads that do you think we're gonna get one two three you think we're gonna get the email?
    • And one two three I'm gonna grow you think I'm not gonna try to discover the email at 1 2 3
    • That's obviously where the answer lies because that's what they're protecting that's why they filed a protective order
    • Now do you think there's gonna be a Dropbox associated with that, Debbie Wasserman-Schultz?
    • Do you think it's just gonna be kid pictures?
    • Yeah it's coming follow it up Luke go down there ask go talk to those 3 CAO guys and say hey what the hell's going on here
    • What kind of activity did you see oh the CEO says oh that's the last question we're gonna answer
    • We're not answering any more questions that's it no more questions we're not a public institution
    • We're not taxpayer-funded no no no no no more questions no more questions about this Luke no more questions
    • What the hell kind of investigation is that?
    • how is that an investigation to me that sounds like a cover-up if it is just kid pictures
    • Let's see the kid pictures let's see the kid pictures let's have a couple forensic experts look at those pictures and look at the encoding
    • Breadcrumbs aren't always just breadcrumbs
    • They lead you somewhere Luke
    • Now I'm not getting on Luke but I'm just saying
    • Don't take little tiny bits and let them play them out for you little little bit at a time as the investigation starts moving and they start trying to cut you off and they come up with their little cover stories--get around it
    • And wherever the hell the rest of media is I do not know
    • But everyone should be crawling on Capitol Hill asking about that 1 2 3 email
    • Right now
    • Perfect I mean we said this existed I said it existed with Rao Abbas
    • And I get proof the next day we're going down to serve somebody
  • Day 313.2 Talking About the Case With Madame Curie - YouTube
    • Back live oh there's my poor production skills again
    • So I know what everybody's thinking it's like Okay. you're not in Zanesville anymore
    • You're going up against the big dogs five million dollar team Gowen Weingard Bill Clinton's lawyer Bill Clinton's defense firm for his impeachment
    • You're a little kid with a stick against Schwarzkopf's massive tank Army coming at you
    • This is beyond beyond the little kid with the Dave and Goliath
    • Thing this is you're in Iraq you have the you have the little wooden stick and here comes Schwarzkopf's blackhawks and Abrams tanks
    • You're up against GOWEN WINOGRAD --dope!
    • Don't you understand you don't have a chance? Don't you understand there's no hope?
    • No.
    • Here's why--here's why--Capitol
    • Here's why--you don't think there's some other people on the other side that are committed,
    • That aren't motivated by money?
    • You don't think there's a few people out there who are attorneys, who've been victims?
    • You don't think there's a few people out there that aren't from Kosovo, Serbia?
    • You don't think there's a few people that may have a relative that disappeared in Kosovo--Mr Tachi the Madeleine Albreight plan for Kosovo
    • I'll spread some photos on a table I'll spread some photos on a table for Sibirica {{?}} and that will let me do anything I want in Kosovo
    • Yellow houses as far as the eye can see we'll put in Turkish doctors in yellow houses and we'll make this thing sing
    • We'll put in Paul Farmer farms and make this thing sing well take them over the border up into Albania
    • Let's hire seven let's get seven Turkish doctors let's not be happy with one yellow house let's have seven
    • We'll have seven and then I got an idea when the war's over we'll bring them to the United States
    • We'll call them Med stars--will give them a star!
    • The truth is a lion and it comes back and it doesn't need help
    • So how did that all relate to this?
    • George you're talking about something that happened 20 years ago
    • You're talking about Kosovo you're talking about organ harvesting
    • You're talking about Tachi Hillary Clinton's best friend
    • You're talking about Madeleine Albright
    • You're talking about Madeleine Albright's dead
    • Denver University where they teach all this shit
    • You're talking about Chris Hill the ambassador at the time undermining the ambassador there
    • And I'm forgetting his name is my favorite--shit they killed him I can't remember his name anyway
    • That's terrible
    • Holbrooke Holbrooke Ambassador Holbrook
    • Yeah Chris you undermined him every day you were there--you stole information from every day you were there
    • That's why that's why right there <<< Capitol Building >>>
    • That building that building still inspires people from not just the United States but from around the world
    • That [building] may have inspired what who I call Madame Curie--she's obviously not Madame Curie Madame Curie is over a hundred years ago with three no bells I think those two no bells they stole a third one from her but let's just say she had two
    • But I couldn't think of a smart enough female lawyer so I had to go to Madame Curie, because this woman smarter than Madame Curie
    • I think this would be Madame Curie's a smarter sister
    • You met you all matter and people don't understand why do I introduce these characters they're not characters they're Huma beings why do I introduce them so you will know them when they come back later in the story
    • Her name's Sonia that from the from the earlier time I introduced her
    • I'm getting limited here but she's Madame Curie's smarter sister
    • Now let's call her a granddaughter whatever you want to call I'm gonna just call her Madame Curie
    • But if you left if you left Serbia and you saw what happened in Serbi, on the Kosovo-Serbia border
    • And you left it during the war would you forget about it? Would all that just go away? When Hillary Clinton came up there one day and said "forget all about all that, what we got to worry about is Donald Trump breathing down my neck from 20 feet behind me"
    • That's what we need to be talking about: Donald Trump breathing down my neck a year ago in the debates
    • We don't want to talk about 20 year old things that happen in Kosovo
    • These Paul Farmer Farms (PFFs)--
    • Well that's all right that's good that's fine
    • But that doesn't remove the motivation -- that doesn't remove the motivation for people to help me
    • Could I get a top Washington attorney
    • Now there was no legal advice here at all this
    • These are just conversations these are academic conversations about remote points of law
    • Nothing to do with this case no legal advice here whatsoever nothing to do with this case
    • We had an academic discussion a Greek symposium we talked about broad broad issues broad issues
    • But for somebody to come out 9 o'clock at night after working all day on a huge fraud case--one of the largest fraud cases going on right now on this hill
    • For her to come out 9 o'clock at night 8:30 whatever it was and help me, because I said there's this protective order it shut me down
    • There's this protective order I can't get at the visas
    • I can't get at the 302s
    • I can't get at the FBI interviews
    • I can't get at boss's interview
    • I can't get at Rana's interview
    • All the imran stuff shut down
    • Do you think of $500 an hour or $600 an hour lawyer from Gowan Winograd would come out at 9:00 o'clock last night when I'm at kind of my wit's end, figuring out how I'm gonna do what's my next move gonna be?
    • No
    • They'd say what let's do this next week after the Labor Day weekend after I get my golf in and vacation and let's look at this-- because this is right after Gowan last night had put in the protective order around 8 o'clock to protect to protect Imran's identity to protect his passports
    • (Hey how you doing? Squirrels once were a rodent in Washington they offered a bounty to get rid of them. Hey! Don't you bite me! And anyway they came back with a flourish. They were reintroduced and they came back with a flourish I think I may be saying the wrong thing make it black squirrel I can't remember. Actually I shouldn't say things like that because I'm saying more than I know in that particular area. Maybe I am like a little squirrel trying to go up against massive corruption, but maybe maybe we have a chance)
    • So that person came out last night at nine o'clock to help me and we worked through it
    • And it's about two hours of going back and forth different different angles
    • And I have to admit Gowen Winograd is pretty damn good--that was a incredible move--the protective order was a good move
    • Mirando good job that was that was a good move just like McCabe shutting down the records
    • That wasn't just that wasn't a good move--that was just somebody flipping the chessboard because they're frustrated
    • They're just getting beat so bad so many times in a row that they just flipped the chessboard
    • So yeah McCabe flipped the chessboard
    • First he stole my pieces
    • But then he got tired of getting beat so he finally just flipped the chessboard
    • But Mirando is pretty pretty well mirando is actually just delivering Gowen
    • Gowen's pretty damn good
    • So now we're getting into the big boys that's where I'm going now so you can meet me at the door for service
    • But the point here is that still means something to some people
    • So people do come out at nine o'clock at night to help to help the prosecution since the prosecution won't help themselves
    • So I don't know if you can hear this I don't know if it's loud enough for whatever but I just want to say as long as there's one person--as long as there's one person other than me and maybe even if it's just me as long as there's just one person that cares I'm not quitting
    • Not quitting I don't care how incredible the opposition is and I will say Gowan-Winograd to show up convene the court--I believe the court convened after five o'clock--to convene the court and get the code the judge to pass that order--that protective order to protect Imran's identity--That shows what we're going up against in this case
    • Everyone is on their side judge jury everybody
    • I mean why would you if he was just a simple spy in Congress, why would you protect his visas? Why?
    • Why would you protect it if he was spying right here right he was stealing secrets--why would you protect him?
    • Why would you protect his visas?
    • Now it's gonna be very difficult for me to prove the containers the four containers in Charleston
    • See what it was is everybody's working their pay-to-play deals
    • When it comes down to signature time and they don't want to sign it because I don't wanna go to jail, so they go hey Imran you come over here signature Imran was just a signature guy and that's why I don't want to go after just Imran
    • Now I'm not saying he didn't recruit and put together the recruit the spies and put him in here Abbas and he put Rana in here
    • Rana just a poor kid, configuring these damn phones in the basement over there and 9 6 6 7 Hawkshead
    • Abbs was running him in and Abbas is the one with the record
    • Poor Haseeb was just working his butt off there configuring the phones
    • But you heard these little things that you hear that slip out sometimes in the Taggart interview--
    • They were at the house Haseeb Rana and Rao Abbas they were at the house
    • That's from the marine testifying to that
    • Now did I see that? Well we'll have to see--we'll have to wait and see if I saw Haseeb and Abbas running in and outside of the Lindbergh baby backdoor or not not the garage I'm sticking with it
    • Backdoor the basement Lindbergh baby backdoor
    • Haseeb and Ranna supposedly to play video games video games with Jamal video games
    • It wasn't video games all right I'm not gonna give him the whole thing
    • So I want to give the prosecution defense and judge everything
    • So everything
    • But there as long as there's one person left as long as there's one person left I'll be up here thanks everybody I am gonna fine oh I everybody is saying the same thing yep
    • Thank you Jason too--excellent job excellent job last night it was beautiful
    • This is what I just want to say one thing about Jason right here
    • He did a absolutely masterful piece yesterday and I don't want to say the name of that because I don't want to confuse people
    • But I do think he deserves support
    • The first time he interviewed me and I saw the product at his place
    • I was like this is a beautiful piece of art
    • Jason makes art
    • I have shaky cam drop the cam I don't drop my blackberry in the toilet like Ted Lieu does
    • Hey Ted I think I found your blackberry it's over here in the toilet--hey Ted your blackberry there's secure one the one that Anthony Weiner's trusted staff did that's over here in the toilet right over here!
    • Now what the how the heck you had over here in the toilet? That's crazy!
    • Anyway Ted yeah ports ports Ted
    • Ted come forward
    • So but no Jason did a piece of art that first interview I saw the rushes and he doesn't I know they're not rushes but I call him the rushes whoa that's amazing you could do that with four little cameras
    • And that Taggart interview was one of the most beautiful pieces of art that will live on that will be more beautiful with shot with little 4k iPhones than all the 60 Minutes interviews that will be done or all the other interviews that will follow
    • That was art and it was cut beautifully and Jason you did a great job as an interviewer as well
    • Now I could have used a few more questions around Abbas and Haseeb come into the house the comings and goings even after even after Imran is kicked off the house Network here--even after
    • And I could have used a few more questions in that area but it's it's hard to think when you're trying to do all the production and and all the questions all at the same time
    • The door has been open now to to Taggert which is the key
    • And now other media can come in and ask those questions and follow up I mean for a first opener interview man that that just covered them a lot of stuff
    • So I do want to applaud his efforts
    • And Trish is a great journalist she's a lot of times she's right
    • I threw stuff at her at the last second that was off-topic and and and because stuffs breaking so quickly and I'm and I'm doing that thing I'm following the trail quickly
    • But her her written pieces are great and with preparation she's fantastic if she's given a chance on on the crowdsource as well
    • So I I just want to let that out there that I just have tremendous respect for those folks
    • I don't know how you could get any more beautiful of an interview that Jason did yesterday with Andre Taggert
    • I just don't know how that could have been better it was everything I wanted
    • It silenced all the critics I mean AJ Goodman was on with Miko house and we're gonna find all about the Neko house thing in time and I'm not gonna go there just yet
    • But just a beautiful piece
    • And yes everybody saying now you got that now you got the email you got the 1 2 3 email go for the 1 2 3 email go for the 20 the the 7 mortgages on Hawk said go for the the credit union
    • No actually nobody thought of the credit union
    • But anyway I came up with that but go for the loan committee
    • Now well nobody actually said that I thought of that but but anyway to make sure you get all this stuff in the in the in the well yes we will we're doing the second motion let's get the first motion in I think the first motion was being scanned last night at 5 o'clock
    • So I know it's being scanned
    • I don't know if it shows up on the online docket now or not but it probably does
    • What's gonna happen on Friday is there such a such a mismanagement I'm almost to malfeasanc now with the prosecution almost to malfeasance because they should have objected clearly should have been there when they were asking for the protective order and objected to say it your honor you're hobbling the case your honor why would this person need to have their identity protected are they a part of some kind of state secret and there should have been some discussion there about your honor this is a clear attempt to just suppress evidence that the prosecution has collected there's a fight you're supposed to challenge the evidence and just say hey here's why the state needs this evidence where was where was the state last night they were watching a ballgame they were sleeping they were watching the capitals of the Nationals game they were nowhere to be found when the judge ordered the protective order what is what is Imran Awad need with more protection he's had protection for 14 years why does he need more protection I think it's shoot can see h UT kan I don't know what time she she ordered that I think was late in the evening after 5:00 which is which is unusual to open a court that late but I guess all I have to do is meet chambers in an official capacity and I think all that's recorded I think it'll be on the Pacer system you'll see that I don't know if you'll see that in the public docket system because kind of the interplay between the lawyers in the background is only seen in pacer because that's attorney-client privilege if somebody pleads something out it's gonna be done there
    • So all you'll see is case dismissed what the Imran has a on the public side but where was the prosecution why does Imran Awad need protection at this point why does he need protections had protection for 14 years why does this identity need to be protected why did the Raol Abbas and us see the way Luke got those names is because somebody leaked them to him because they knew that those those interviews were there Hasib Rana and rawa vas those interviews are there those 302s are there somebody in Washington field did their job I don't know who that is I'm not saying it's Merriman I don't know if it's Merriman but somebody did their job and did and got to the the crux of the spy-ray they got the spy ring
    • Now did they get the traces did they go to NSA and get the traces for that account one two three account did they get the traces at the credit union where they were using the credit union to Dropbox stuff I don't know we'll see we'll see how good the Washington field was but I'm I'm I woke up this morning with new new respect for Washington field McKay just came in flip the board where throws the board Okay. well whatever we're gonna get around it we're gonna go to a different chess board we got 3d 4d 5d we're gonna go to a lot of different chefs ports here McCabe you only flip one board you only flip one board all right let's go to let's go to see who this goin and white guard is it's the Deathstar it's Luke Skywalker
    • Now versus the Death Star this thing is huge this is Bill Clinton's different what the Chi defense firm in the in the impeachment
    • So we're walking on we're walking in hallowed ground talk to y'all soon
  • Day 313.3 Sorry Omar - Got To Do It - YouTube
  • Okay. walk into gallon Winegard the Deathstar whoops sorry poor production qualities again
  • So Supreme Court do you think we're going to there do you think we're going to the Supreme Court with Carmichael meet quote in Carmichael kick the door open kick the door open we're a journalist can intervened Carmichael says journalists can intervene and then once you have intervened once you kick the door open as a journalist then you can't present a case on the merits
  • Now the reason why Carmichael was denied it's because the merits of the individual informant and continuing their rich lifestyle that they've been afforded by the FBI was not deemed more important than the case than the rights of the defendant
  • So basically I said well we're gonna cut you back to ten thousand dollars a month whatever you can make on your little your little ring probably more than that but I'll just let's say ten thousand a month this isn't Carmichael this isn't I'm not DeJohn I'm not a I'm not an informant making $10,000 a month selling drugs I don't never sold any drugs in my life all right I have more merit I have more merit than to John did in the Carmichael case the key is Carmichael says journalists can intervene when he sees a miscarriage of justice and malfeasance an obstruction of justice a negligence and that's what the journalists did in that case that court that Court determined the door can be opened the door can be opened by a journalist and I'm gonna use that door that cord insured my right as a journalist to open the door to a case where the prosecution was fumbling where the prosecution was obstructing where there was potential malfeasance by the prosecution
  • Now once I get there I present my case I present my merits I just talked to bygone on the Trello board channel board is a tsunami of evidence we're gonna put that into a WordPress document we're gonna make it like Thompson timeline we're just gonna flow for anyone who wants to see that's coming first I got to serve first I got to serve wine guard I mean gallon wine guard I wonder Chris wine guard if you want to meet me at the door I'd like to meet you
  • So Omar I've been trying to protect you Omar down there at the Capitol I've been trying to protect you Omar used to work DC in the IT department and for the District of Columbia good programmer good man good family man I like Omar he's living up there in fredericksburg beautiful children Omar is like Erik Braverman good man caught in really really crappy circumstances inside a very corrupt system and I hate doing this but it's this is exactly like Andre Taggert only Taggert didn't do anything wrong but I don't like outing people that are actually the good people that are forced into these horrific situations but that's this case and the case here is Omar creating those fake employees
  • Now I know what everyone's gonna say is well he was forced into it ship ship put the press on him the whole ship thing and Schumer ship and he had no choice
  • Now maybe yeah yeah well you had to create the fake employees well we're gonna say that every time somebody does the fake loan every time somebody does fake expenses hundred thousand
  • Now hundred thousand later with a fake employees it was just it was just an Emer on it the start then we added a bead then we added Jamal then we added Natalia and we added Hina just kept adding them cuz nobody kept saying anything at what point you say if you're part of this thing you have to stop it you have to stand up and stop it you have to be a whistleblower are you kidding me will be killed well that's what that's what the Nazi said and I know everyone taught has a stopwatch how long does something devolve into talking about the Nazis but I'm the same thing Braverman said the same thing when you're caught inside a really bad system what do you do what do you do I don't know I know you went to Centerville High School 89 to 93 I know there's a Chantilly home in this I know there's visas I know there's visa meetings and people being brought in to these 12 houses like the Manitoba Ring see it's compartmentalized it's compartmentalized and nobody knows the whole picture somebody comes in just says hey there's these 48 people that we need to bring in we need we need six over at Manitoba we need six over in Chantilly and we need six over in Annandale we need six over here in Woodbridge we need six over here what are they going to be doing oh they're gonna be students they're students most of them are students but not the ones that went on Omar's in Omar's meeting with the different legal attorneys no they're the same as Imran coming in to Manitoba on 1999 there you're there your ring those are your rings
  • So they're splotched all over you saying Oh George you should have said this before you should have said that these weren't 12 houses were that 12 safe houses and they were Hina was living in one on Lynette and then across the street Omar was living there and there weren't there wasn't really a relationship and it was all a big fraud if I just said that earlier you just said Oh conspiracy theory bla bla bla right but after Taggarts interview it's a lot more believable because basically Iran's taking everything into heaven Hina saw sign it two different last names if he's really that patriarchal are kacal Muslim guy is he gonna let his wife have a different last name Natalia SOVA a lot of the kids in Pakistan took Russian names
  • So because they read these Russian novels
  • So I don't have more time unfortunately I'd like to play this out longer over time but we're running out of time and I'm just gonna say what it is at that risk of sounding conspiratorial but that's what these houses are go to the houses see what happens see the motion that is created when you come in there as a reporter and start knocking on doors and you'll see exactly what I'm saying these people are being brought in for a very specific purpose that's why they filed a protective order on em rod that's why they filed a protective order on Rao Abbas we gotta find he's from Pakistan that's why they filed the protective order on a Seib Rana that's why they filed it state secrets but the prosecution did not challenge and the prosecution would have challenged that would have made the defense that would have made the defense say well your honor I'm gonna bring in the FBI here their state secrets involved because this is a program this is a program where they bringing kids in why else is Imran on that street with Raol Abbas at Manitoba in 1999 in Anthony Weiner's inter-american program Anthony Weiner didn't dream dream up the inner america program it was there before he got there he just was an instrument in in affecting it
  • So anyway last one I gotta go
  • Day 313.4 Protecting the President - Jack Quinn - YouTube
    • No AutoCaptions
    • Everybody's saying dammit stop doing videos you're never going to make it so I had to sit down on this one
    • Gowen will have every way in cordoned off if you keep telling everyone where you're going!
    • I know this is going to make everybody mad and I don't care and this is the truth
    • Thomas Paine article just came out about about Channing Phillips, the protection of Hina/Imran is all correct, everything he said is correct about Jessee Liu, the new DC attorney general.
    • There's one thing that's not right and
    • The president Obama is still addressed as the president--everyone's saying 'oh you're trying to protect the president's legacy'
    • ...Yeah. If he's innocent I'm going to protect his legacy.
    • Obama has nothing to do with this: nothing.
    • Jack Lew, Dennis McDonough did this.
    • The ace in the hole--the legal eagle here is Jack Quinn
    • Loretta Lynch is a figure head
    • Holder's a figure head
    • They are people of color being thrown under that bus.
    • Not by Thomas, but by people who leaked this stuff out, they are throwing people of color
    • Like my Cherokee peple and people of color--I'm only an eighth Cherokee--I bring out Cherokee represent when the time is right
    • They are hiding behind people of color as human shields because it's Jack Quinn, Dennis McDonough and Jack Lew
    • You know you did the damn deals on the blackberries, Jack
    • Come forward
    • You know you did PTECH come forward
    • We're coming to get you Jack--It's over--It's over
    • Don't throw people under the bus
    • These are the last gasps of conspiracy
    • They are throwing people of color under the bus, they are hiding behind them as human shields
    • It has nothing to do with Obama, nothing to do with Holder and nothing to do with Loretta Lynch
    • We're going to go to your deals, we're going to go down to the blackberry level and look at your transactions, Jack
    • The transactions
    • You're screwed!
    • We know where to go. You're not going to be able to throw anyone off the trail, OK?
    • Done.
  • Day 313.6 Thurgood Marshall - YouTube
    • Okay. I just wanted to give everybody an idea of where we were in Washington
    • And this is a Thurgood Marshall Center for the administration of the US Court system
    • So if you're suing, the Federal courts obviously came into play because of disagreements between the states--the state courts proceeded to Federal courts right
    • So we had should we hear the cases in Federal court first?
    • Or should we hear the course of cases in the States first?-- Kentucky versus Indiana
    • Well they decided to come up with these district courts 94 of them we came up with 94 district courts
    • DC district court is one of those that's the court we're suing in
    • Now if we lose we lose for some reason Carmichael is is I'm probably saying the wrong case
    • Now but I believe it's Carmichael if carmichael doesn't let us intervene then we'll have to appeal
    • The reason why this court system created an appeals system is because there's 94 courts out there and they don't always get it right they don't always get it right
    • So there's an appeal system
    • So even if we lose here on Carmichael, kicking the door open, we're gonna appeal it because we do believe journalists has a right to come into a case where there's material obstruction by the prosecution
    • So then if we lose there we have one more because the appellate courts
    • Aand I'm not sure how many appellate courts there are I think there's 13 maybe 14 something like that 170 different
    • They're more permanent sure jurists, but if they don't get it right sometimes and they don't it goes to Supreme Court, where we just were a couple of minutes ago
    • So we're gonna walk out all the way up to the those steps right across from Congress and we're gonna say look ladies and gentlemen of the court
    • And I will go pro se in front of the Supreme Court, right across the street, right across the street we had a spy ring in Congress
    • If a journalist discovers the spy ring and the state should choose to blind its eyes, the state should choose to blind its eyes to the right of every individual for the safe pursuit of their happiness, protection by the by the state
    • The state should turn a blind eye
    • A journalist has the right to step in through Carmichael and take the place to step in the shoes and I will use that phrase in front of the Supreme Court to step in the shoes of the prosecution and the state
    • If the state is negligent
    • If the state is obstructive
    • And worst case if the state shows malfeasance
    • Those are the three levels--a journalist can step in and make it right
    • All the paperwork's can be filed right here Thurgood Marshall
    • People want to know oh where is their law firm where is Winograd well typically they excuse me Rhoads and of course Gowen
    • Very famous Mr. Gowen Gowen roads and Winograd just write down this little capital court right down there
    • Very convenient small small retail office just to be able to come over here the Thurgood Marshall and file
    • But I think that's why we created the court system and I think we wouldn't have created three levels if we didn't need them
    • So we're gonna use all three
    • So if we lose Friday something happens
    • If Ms Chutkan I think it's C H U T K A N u t--if she waives this we got the appeals court
    • If we got don't have the appeals court we're gonna have the Supreme Court
    • Supreme Court's already ruled in favor that a journalist can open the door
    • Then consider on the merits
    • These are your fundamental rights as a citizen
    • Life liberty and the pursuit of happiness
    • I know you're gonna say life liberty and the protection of property all those purists out there
    • All right all right life living and the protection of property
    • Well states state the national security is protection of property
    • So either way on fundamental rights and I will argue a journalist Carmichael allows a journalist to stand in the shoes of the state
    • If the state is negligent
    • If the state is obstructive
    • If the state is it partakes and malfeasance
    • So now everybody says oh ex parte ex parte ex parte ex parte everybody wants to throw the Latin and the ex parte the secret meeting in the chambers last night they want to say his ex parte communication
    • What is ex parte? well it means I'm outside of the court out here in the court steps
    • I'm doing justice out here on the court steps
    • I'm doing side deals I'm doing this deal down the alley right here
    • I'm doing a deal down the alley ex parte
    • We're gonna do it outside the court
    • we're gonna do it down the alley
    • Well the American justice system says that isn't how it works! You don't do side deals at night...Down the alley
    • You do it him in a court of law in the daylight where everybody can see what's going on and record it
    • So now was a deal done by the defense last night--right down there down that alley--I don't know.
    • I don't know where that meeting took place for that protective order
    • Protecting the spy ring and Congress mind you
    • But if that deal is done right down that alley we're gonna call it ex parte communication
    • We are going to sue on ex parte
    • I've been trying to file my second case
    • But there's so much going on here in the first case
    • We haven't even got to the second case
    • So now I get to go work in my second case right down there down that alley
    • {{ Preacher Voice }} One more time: What ex parte? Right down there!
  • Day 313.5 Service at Gowan - YouTube
    • Washington Post about Washington Times Virginia lawyer
    • I've never served service before so I don't really know what I'm doing other than I just need to get a note something of the effect that it was received by Mr. Gowen
    • And he's quite a famous attorney obviously and so I'm humbled its presence yeah
    • Is this him on the cover? I think it is
    • Yeah I think this is Chris Gowen on the cover
    • No I don't have a day off
    • I don't know if there's a formal statement of receipt of service or how you guys do it but whatever you think's right
    • After database service I just lived it
    • So you have received Service? Okay. Thank you very much
  • Back To Court - YouTube
    • Walking down 2nd Street
    • Going back to 333 Constitution
    • Sorry about my poor production techniques my poor powers of persuasion!
    • Lots of stuff going on
    • I say it here it goes out in there it goes out into the Ethernet and then it comes back in the form of a True Pundit article!
    • Hey--just kidding
    • Thomas Paine wrote another article that confirmed what I said an hour later or before or whatever the heck--about FBI confirming that the DOJ is sitting on a ton of evidence
    • This is exactly what I said and I was trying to help everybody at DOJ avoid,
    • Because when they see the mountain. when people finally see the mountain of evidence the FBI has, they're gonna say:
    • "This wasn't negligence"
    • "This wasn't obstruction"
    • "This was malfeasance"
    • "This was Schumer and Schiff pushing people down and throwing people of color under the bus"
    • "...And it's not gonna look good"
    • And I try to help everybody let the record show
    • But we can't do anything about that now
    • And we're real close to the Capital Police right there--I think you might recognize a few of the laptops right over there
    • A few of the smashed hard drives right over there
    • How many Blackberries?
    • How many Blackberries?
    • More data coming out--more data something more than four!
    • Something more than four!
    • But that's not even our story we're just walking by that's all another story
    • So I went over to Manitoba, and I went back to the roots, right?
    • Of where Imran got his start
    • And then what I didn't want to say I was just explaining rings that's all I was doing I was just explaining ratlines and rings
    • And I was just explaining how you set those up
    • What I wasn't doing was saying Imran did all those things
    • I'm just saying when you get set up, when your ring gets set up it's one of those things, okay?
    • So you pick one of the rings
    • Think of it like if you were at the the old fairs or whatever and you grab the ring--you choose which ring you want
    • You don't have guys doing all four or five different rings
    • You either have a prostitution ring or a drug ring sometimes two--or a car theft ring. You get the idea.
    • For car theft right you want guys that are experts--there's enough cars here at different types of cars to keep one person busy
    • You got to be an expert in getting in those cars quietly quickly--getting the cars out
    • You got to be able to file paperwork and do all that there's a lot that goes into being a car thief and a car ring you got to get the paint you assurance and VIN numbers you got to make VIN numbers out of Red Bull cans and all that stuff 3d print VIN numbers on different places
    • There's enough to worry about being in a car ring, where you don't it
    • Here we go we're we're at the heart office building
    • It's it's funny talking and the people affected her right on the other side
    • But we're not going there
    • So I didn't mean to say--
    • Now I'm not saying that Imran didn't get started with the bag of rice
    • Bag of rice. From now on I'm using "basmati" or basmati or
    • Basmati that gets you started they get your ring started
    • And you're gonna wanna let's say you're gonna teach a guy to do a ring ratline
    • You go to the place you start saying a hey I'm a small-time dealer here's a couple--try my shit--get it going--start passing it around
    • So you the drugs are kind of more a handshake
    • >>>CONT
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What was your typical pay for a job? I had a base salary of $40k per year. I was also eligible for a bonus/commission depending on the video I was able to obtain.
What was the most you were ever paid for a job and why was that worth alot more money? I once received a $1500 commission for catching an attorney at a golf course while he was claiming disability. It was worth a lot because of the guys career and 'what he was giving up due to his disability'. He was BS'ing of course.
Plus expenses? Yes, the company paid all of my meals, lodging, etc.
How many of your jobs were typical "my wife/husband is cheating, etc."? I did maybe 4 or 5 divorce type cases. Those were the worst!
Were you ever commissioned by a corporation for a job? I was never really commissioned by any other corporations for jobs.
I noticed you said you worked for a company. I was always under the impression that PIs work exclusively, instead of a firm-like business. Can you describe how the economics of your profession work? We worked in the insurance biz, our main clients were the companies that insured the large freight companies (think semi-trucks). You'd be surprised at how big the industry is, especially with the economy being in the toilet. The company I worked for was a smaller company, maybe a total of 10 employees, we were ALWAYS SWAMPED! My job was to videotape claimants then put together reports we'd send to our clients. I was in the office one day a week at most. Lots of alone time.
Were you ever caught "spying" on someone by the person you were investigating? If so what happen. Claimant says, "I know you've been following me all day, I think it's time you get a real job and the fuck out of Aspen"
I say, "That's fine, but what about the last four days I've been here?"
The gears started turning in her head. I had caught the woman at the gym, landscaping around her house, hiking in the mountains, you name it.
She then says, "I've been in my house the whole time"
I then asked, "So, ya' going for another hike today"
She started crying and left ...
Once isnt bad going :) I am sure it the whole insurance thing is tricky, you can't really live that lie forever. Yeah the travel and being away from home all the time finally caught up to me.
What were the highlights of the Job and what was the complete downside, of course aside from being on the road every week? The best part was being in random cities and meeting so many people. I concluded that Denver has some of the most attractive women and Memphis is my least favorite place in the world. I also ate like a KING!
The downside was that I was fresh out of college and still in college mode. The job completely ruined the joys of travelling for me. I hate airports, suitcases, shuttles, etc. I also hate subway as a result of the job. Also, my friends always knew when I was out on surveillance because I'd blow up their phones when I got bored.
Blow up their phones when I got bored. I would call/text friends when I would get bored ...
What do you mean by that?? Then if they didn't answer I'd text them plastic explosives ...
What sort of basic "kit" I should say, did you always have on you? HD video camera w/100x optical zoom, voice recorder, binoculars, pen/paper, 32 oz. gatorade x3, granola bars, an occasional red bull/monster, change of clothes in case you needed to throw on jeans, and cash.
I also had a portable dvd player and would usually have a magazine of some sort. It was very frowned upon to read/watch a movie while you're on surveillance but everyone did it.
How about a .45? Did you ever need one? If we're talking malt-liquor, everyday! haha.
There was really only 2 or 3 times I thought I was in physical danger. Mind you, I played collegiate football and I'm not a small guy. Did you ever see Pineapple Express? I would occasionally have to do process server work ... that shit would get ugly real quick! People don't like finding out they're being sued! I had one guy in Memphis chase me for two blocks with a tire iron ... f'ng hate Memphis.
So you're saying you did have a gun? :) Haha just a nerf gun ...
Pfft, not a supersoaker then. Lots of liability issues w/supersoakers or something ...
How did you get involved in this sort of business? The girl I was dating at the time had a sister who was dating a manager at the company ...
They came to me, completely lucked out!
Most dangerous assignment? Garfield Park, Chicago. Not a great place to be a white boy. It made trying to go the bathroom really interesting.
The guy was a tow truck driver and typically would start work around midnight. It was horrible. Imagine how suspicious people were when they saw a white guy in his early 20's driving around in a mini-van while holding a video-camera ...
I live in Chicago and this does not at all surprise me. Yeah, some rough areas on the South Side.
So, has it changed you on how you view people? Are you a "paranoid" person? Ex. ops are always on the job even off duty does it happen to you? I've been away from it for awhile but it really opened my eyes to how much of a problem insurance fraud is in our country.
I'm a bit paranoid about people who sit in their vehicle for a long time. I'm also paranoid of unfamiliar vehicles on my block.
Thanks for the answer, IMO we do have a large amount of "frauders" i can't point fingers but some people seem to want to get the easy way out every time. It's everywhere you look to be honest. I followed an oral-surgeon taking home hundreds of thousands and I followed a cab-driver living in a closet-sized studio in the Bronx ...
Is this an easy job to get?/How much experience do you need for this job? - On a scale of 1-10 (10 being most), how boring of a job is this? - Do you enjoy traveling? - Do you feel like a spy/secret agent? Or does the act get old fast? I can't really comment on how easy it was to get the job, I lucked out and knew people. I had no experience, they hired me right out of college.
The job is either a 10 or a 2. It's a 10 when the claimant is out being active. It's a 2 when you're stuck in your vehicle trying to not fall asleep.
I'm indifferent on travel, I don't like the process but I like the reward of getting to a destination. I HATE airports, security, living out of a suitcase etc. The job turned me into a bit of a homebody for awhile ...
There were many times I felt like a spy, it's always fun to carry around a badge and flash it at the asshole that cuts you off on the freeway. It's also a lot of fun to casually flash your badge while paying for something ...
"There were many times I felt like a spy, it's always fun to carry around a badge and flash it at the asshole that cuts you off on the freeway. It's also a lot of fun to casually flash your badge while paying for something ... " If you had taken off the blinders you'd notice multiple times I stated the travel caught up with me and I began to loathe the entire process.
Really? In the State of Illinois? Good thing you didn't make it far in the business because that's actually a criminal act in many states. Then again maybe the reason you're no longer in it is because you were caught. You caught me ... I have a sneaking suspicion you're a Bears fan ... you mad bro?
Did you have to pay for you own van/supplies? It seems like a lot of job postings are requiring "Your own reliable vehicle, computer, etc. You should look into the staffing/recruiting industries. They like to hire people with CJ backgrounds ...
Tell some funny stories? I once followed an assistant volleyball coach at a Big 10 University. I followed her to a 'mega-gym' type place. She ended up doing some yoga/pilates class outside. Imagine me sitting on a park bench 40 yards away with a video camera videotaping a bunch of 20/30 something women wearing spandex. She was quite attractive ...
I once followed a girl who was a cashier at the Mall of America. I was paid to hang out at the mall for 3 days. I would walk by her place of employment about once every hour, pretend to be a tourist, take some video, then head back to the food court.
I followed a couple living outside of Atlanta to a Georgia Bulldogs football game. That was a good time, wish I could've gone into the game. I was down there during the huge gas shortage, while waiting to get gas once I must have 'budged' some woman in line. She was black, I'm white, she got out of her jalopy and started screaming 'McCain Lover'!
You weren't noticed walking the same bit over and over again? I already feel slightly watched if I double back where I came from once! Nah never noticed while at the mall, people have tunnel vision as they go about their daily routines and this girl was no different.
How do you stay inconspicuous? I would try to stay near groups of people and make sure she never had a direct line of sight with me ... it's easier than you'd think.
Haha. The Mall of America would be a good place to stake someone out- lots of random stuff to see when you're bored. Some solid people watching there, that's for sure!
This reminds me of blending in Assassins creed. Spot on!
I lived in Memphis for almost a decade and I can agree, it sucks. What are some of your stories about that city? I stayed at what I thought would be a nice Double Tree, I get in late and I'm climbing in the bed and find half a tuna sandwich in the bed.
I sat down at a BBQ joint just south of the city, have a table to myself and 3 black guys sit at my table, tell me I'm at the wrong place and I should 'get the hell on'. I showed 'em my badge and asked em if they wanted to try that again. They changed their tone pretty quick. If they only knew haha!
There just seemed to be a lot of racial tension in the city. I hated it.
Yeah im a white guy and I totally understand about the racial tension. I would have liked to have taken advantage of that situation and sit with them and ask them why do all that? I was thinking the same thing after the fact.
In their defense I should've known better, I was in black community and should've just waited until I was back near downtown to grab a bite. What can ya' do ya know? I'm lucky they dropped it when they saw the badge ... probably wasn't the smartest move on my part ...
This is so interesting! My boss works for an insurance company and she tells the PI's where to go/who to watch. I love hearing her stories about crazy shit that goes down sometimes in mediation after they're done gathering the surveillance. What would you say is the biggest fraud you've caught someone trying commit? Having to go to court/mediation was AWFUL!
I had to follow an oral-surgeon in Denver. The woman was loaded, had an awesome condo in downtown Denver, drove a real jazzy M6 BMW. Well she was claiming the accident she was in ruined her career. She was looking for a settlement in the millions, our client was set to pay it but figured what the hell, lets do surveillance for the hell of it.
First day I'm there she doesn't leave until about 6pm that Friday, she leaves with her boyfriend to some fancy steakhouse in downtown Denver right by Coors Field. I show up the next morning bright and early hoping to catch this tramp. A few hours later I see her 6 series leaving the parking garage with her driving and her boyfriend in the passenger seat. I follow them for about 10 minutes and they pull up to a park in the city. They both go to the trunk and start pulling out tennis equipment, jackpot! I ended up with about two hours of film with this woman playing tennis.
About what percentage of your subjects were guilty? Did you still submit evidence when a person was innocent? I'd say 9/10 were guilty and committing fraud.
And yes, we'd always have to submit the video we took, whether it was them playing golf all day or simply taking integrity video of their home ... we'd still always submit our findings.
What is "integrity video"? Does that refer to the integrity of the person making the claim or does it have something to do with their home? Integrity video is the process of taking video of the claimant's house/property every 30-45 min. It helps prove to the client that we're out there doing our job and watching the residence.
I apologize for not clearing this up earlier!
Mind if you tell us why you had to follow the stripper? Not a problem.
I mentioned earlier our main clients were companies that insured the large trucking lines. Well she was rear-ended by a semi-driver. Claiming she couldn't work, having troubles with her mobility, taking care of her kid, etc.
They (our client) then had our company look into her background, employment, etc. They ultimately decided they wanted to move forth with a 2 day surveillance on her ... so off I went.
Ahh ic ic! Your job sounds like fun! I always thought about doing private investigation after university for just a little bit. It had it's major ups and downs. There would be days when a claimant would never step foot out of their house. Imagine sitting in a van/suv by yourself for 7-10 hours.
You'd be amazed at the things you can come up with to entertain yourself!
Are you considered a police officer or a civilian? Police aren't to fond of PI's to be honest, especially in really rural areas. We're considered civilians.
What a boss. yeah, i feel like reading and xwords would be the best...other than reddit! did you ever smoke weed or anything on the job, or was it like drug test city for any potential employees? I never got into smoking weed honestly. I was drug tested almost weekly in college for athletics so it was never really an option. I've done it maybe 4 times in my entire life. The last time I did I was a wreck! I had a paper due the next day and when I woke up the next morning to read it ... holy shit! It was supposed to be a paper on the death penalty, I wrote about my favorite childhood cartoon, TaleSpin ...
Would you fly to locations generally or drive out to them? Act as casual as possible all the time. If I ended up following someone and would be stopped behind them at a stop-light I'd start air-drumming, pretend to be on my phone, and pretend the person in front of me didn't exist. Shorts and a t-shirt every chance you get, people always notice those who are dressed nice. Basically try to look like a slob ... I would fly to anything that wasn't in Illinois, Wisconsin, or Iowa. I would then grab a rental car from Enterprise, drive to my hotel, sleep, then start my surveillance the next day.
Thoughts on Salt Lake City, Reno, or Spokane? I loved Reno, I spent 4 days there following around a woman competing in some huge national bowling tournament. Luck would have it, my hotel room was actually right down the hallway from theirs. I've only visited Salt Lake to see friends, we spent the whole time snowboarding and getting drunk. So, naturally, I loved Salt Lake.
I would fly to anything that wasn't in Illinois, Wisconsin, or Iowa. Was the company you worked for in a far NW suburb of Chicago by chance? When I graduated college I interviewed for a private investigator job at a small company in a Chicago suburb and was wondering if it was the same place. Indeed it was ... Arlington Heights/Schaumburg'ish area ...
Wow, that wasn't the same company I interviewed at. The place I interviewed at was in Hampshire and practically in the middle of a field. Good ol' Hampshire, they were in our conference in high-school. Chik-N-Dip???
Can you elaborate on the badge you had? are PIs considered cops or do they just get a badge saying they are a PI and it looks alot like a police badge, so people just believe you when you say youre a cop? what actual rights, if any, does that badge you had give you? Link to images.landofnod.com
Looked something like the above link ...
In all seriousness, we were licensed through the state, had to have a valid PERC card. Carrying a badge was something our company had us do. I think it was a safety thing to be honest. I carried mine in a wallet built specifically for a badge. The badge gave me no rights whatsoever ... It said state of Illinois and had some numbers on it, it looked official but was worth fuckall ...
Nice. smart company. Did anyone ever ask for a closer look at the badge? I never had anyone ask fortunately ... I'm guessing I'd be in for a major ass beating if they looked closely haha!
Sounds like you've spent a lot of time sitting in a parked van or following people around - that would freak a lot of people out. Has anyone ever called the cops on you? I was 'made' twice in two years of doing the job. The cops will show up and you simply tell them what you're doing and they leave you alone.
The worst is in rural towns though. Everyone knows eachother so if you get caught, the whole town will know about it in a matter of minutes.
Do you have any interesting/funny cheating stories? I only did a few cheating/divorce type surveillances. The one that stands out was in St. Louis. The woman I was following stopped by a daycare to pick up her kids, she then drops 'em off at this HUGE mansion outside of St. Louis where a nanny answers the door, later confirmed this to be the ex-husbands house. On the way back to her car she keys the shit out of his car! The guy was driving a nice S-class Mercedes. I got the whole thing on tape, she ended up having to pay for the damages ... it was pretty comical...
Why do criminals always seem to have El Dorados? It's like a staple in a film that a crime boss or something will have one. El Dorado +10 to street cred.
Anyway, thanks for the answer. I'm going to go back to laughing at the clever pun in your name. Anytime, glad you were able to get a chuckle.
Were there ever legality issues regarding your recordings? I know some states require both parties to be aware an audio recording is takin place. Is that not true for video recordings? Or was it because you were typically parked and filming from a public area that it was all legal? I guess I'm just curious about the legality of an investigator filming someone's private residence, or filming someone inside a private business without their consent. Do you have some sort of warrant or something like that that gave you the right to film them as part of an investigation? Great questions ... You are correct about the audio recordings ... I never ran across legal issues. I once had a cop told me I wasn't allowed to videotape in public (which is wrong). I then asked him about his dash-cam and how about everytime you walk into a dept. store? He didn't know what to say ... guy was an ass. Anyway, I was told by my boss you can videotape anyone wherever one wouldn't expect to have privacy. Meaning if you're not inside of your house you can be videotaped. So if you're out in public you can legally be videotaped. You can also be videotaped in your home if the blinds/curtains or whatever are open. By leaving them open you're basically giving up your right to privacy is what I've been told.
What would you say your oddest "on the job" experience was? Following a bachelorette party into a gay bar was a bit odd ...
I didn't know anyone, I'm in a gay bar, with a camera ... I made up a story about how I was with an online company covering the party scene in major metropolitan areas ... they bought it.
Did you ever have a case after which you felt bad for the person you had to follow? May be if they were trying to go past the system because they had to and had no other way out? Honestly I never felt bad at all, more anger than anything to be honest.
I think he's referring to a scene in Silver Streak where gene wilder uses shoe polish to change the appearance of his race. Link to www.youtube.com. If you do that, may I recommend that you study how Wilder walks, that's what sells it. I would study Bernie Mac's character in 'Friday', I tried to act similar to that when in those rough neighborhoods ...
So is there a statute of limitations for insurance companies to catch people, or once the people get paid they're free and clear? Do the companies repeatedly send out investigators to collect evidence or do they give up eventually? And what if some dude just sits in his house all day, you ever have a really really difficult time catching someone because they were a shut-in? The companies seem to have a REALLY good idea of who is legit and who is not. They'll usually conduct 2-4 days surveillance max, if they don't have anything by then they give up.
We came across shut-ins all the time, those people made the job complete hell!
Is it possible the shut-ins are really injured or hurt and not trying to scam insurance companies? What happens with those cases? It's definitely possible they're legit. Those cases are usually resolved between the insurance company and the claimant with his attorney.
Thanks for the response - if I was trying something like that I'd commit to video games and take-out for a year. All they'd get is footage of me paying the pizza guy. And sadly, it really is that simple, I don't understand why claimants couldn't figure it out ...
Another quick questions can you or do you ever monitor cell phone or internet usage of clients? If so can you some how view everything they are texting or saying? Or is that a illegal for you to do and only reserved for government use (FBI, CIA etc) We would monitor social-networking sites. You'd be shocked at the dumbass information people will put on myspace, facebook, twitter, linkedin, etc. We never looked into phone records of any sort.
Teenagers are always dumb it's part of being one. If I could go back 12 years ago, I would have told myself how dumb I was and looked. I had a bowl cut in 7th grade ...
Easy to pick up girls doing this? stories? It actually was pretty easy. Hotel bars were the best, you knew everyone was their one business and most would throw away all inhibitions.
I met a woman in Charleston WV once. She was a total milf from San Diego. She was in marketing with one of the major auto-manufacturers. Well we started talking in the gym then she asked if I'd seen the hotel bar yet and if not I should check it out.
Being the idiot I was I didn't realize she was hitting on me. I told her her 'nah I haven't checked out, I'll prolly just pass out once I'm done here' ... She left shortly after, then it hit me once I got back up to my room to shower. 'SHIT, SHE WAS HITTING ON ME!' So I showered up and went down to the hotel barestaurant and sure enough there she was sitting by herself. I approached her, made small talk, then she invited me up to her room to rent a movie. She knew what she was doing, it was a struggle to keep up, not gonna lie.
What's your funniest story? Following a collegiate volleyball coach around campus, then following her to a yoga class. She's decked out in spandex and surrounded by other 20/30 somethings doing yoga. I'm the creep on a bench about 30-40 yards away videotaping everything ... I received some odd looks that day ...
Well a man in a trenchcoat with a long distance lens pointed at a female doing yoga wouldn't look so good. Boners in trenchcoats are tough to hide as well ...
Well next time don't have it in your hand. Dude ... yoga pants.
Whilst investigating someone. Did you or anyone you worked with stumble upon some serious shit? I came across a drug operation involving a 23 year old guy I was following near Overland Park (Kansas City). He lived with his parents but also rented out a 1br apt. where he was growing and selling marijuana. I did a fake package delivery to his apt. to try to confirm his identity, he had thought I was a customer and invited me in. I gave him a $100.00 and told him to take care of me ... I called my boss right when I walked out who then had me call the local authorities ...
Brilliant. What an idiot he is. Very friendly guy, but yes, he could've used a couple business courses ...
How many times were you asked to investigate someone but it came to nothing? Turned out the man wasn't having an affair after all, or the disabled person wasn't faking? Or was it almost always a case of someone having pretty valid concerns and just needing / wanting proof? 9/10 there was fraud going on. Insurance companies know what they're doing, they usually know who's legit and who's not. Like you said, the insurance co. knows there's an issue, they just want to cover their ass when/if it goes to court.
I didn't really do anything involving cheating spouses, the divorce cases I investigated usually involved finding out how much one of the parties was working. I think this went a long way in figuring out what sort of $$ they'd have to pay for alimony.
Thanks for answering. Great AMA and it sounds like your life was varied, interesting and at times risky! No two days were the same that's for sure! Thanks for stopping by.
Did you ever work any disability cases where they were claiming mental illness, and you found out they were faking it? Surprisingly enough I never had any cases involving mental illness. That would've been interesting.
How does someone get started in the profession? I lucked out to be honest. Girl I was dating at the time had a sister who was dating a manager with the company.
I majored in psychology and criminal justice, seems to be the background they're mostly looking for.
I'd recommend checking out indeed.com for various insurance fraud/private invest. type jobs.
I am just starting college and I am most likely going into criminal justice. Were you happy with your decision to take that major? In all honesty, not really. I wish I would've gone the psychology route, I'd recommend doing a few police ride alongs, there's a lot of misconceptions about police work.
Any cool LA stories? Followed a cab driver who did nothing but pick up people at LAX, 3 days of following him around, I wanted to stab someone!
I stayed in a Marriott right by LAX and went to the workout/weightroom they had there. I met a lady from New York while there and she ended up taking me all over LA, she had a Towncar chauffeur us all over. We went to Urasawa in Beverly Hills then a couple rooftop bars in LA, it was nuts and not my type of thing at all but it was cool to see how the 1% live.
She was probably in her mid-late 30's even early 40's I'd guess, real nice woman.
Sounds like something real raymond chandler. My mom used to tell me that all the time. After the 90th time of her telling me that I finally studied up on this Raymond Chandler fella, man was quite the novelist!
That's pretty cool. Did you dibble-dabble with her? We did indeed dibble-dabble ...
We ended up back at the hotel around 4am, drunk off our asses but still wide awake, don't ask me how. We had a nice drunken nightcap in her room then woke up and did it again the next morning.
She ordered this HUGE buffet of a brunch for us too after we 'cleaned up'. Champagne, mimosas, you name it ...
My man! Haha that is awesome. Sounds like LA treated you right. She was a classy gal, and LA definitely did me right. Now if something could be done about the traffic!
Thanks for the comments/questions
What was your most difficult assignment? Hmm, great question.
I had to follow a police officer in Boston. That was not fun, the guy knew what he was doing and knew what to look for. I was able to get him playing in his regular golf league. The guy lived about 5 minutes from the golf course but drove all around town before going. I bet I followed him for two hours before he went golfing. The 3 days leading up to that he didn't step foot outside of his residence.
Did you use any kind of photo\video equipment? I had an HD video camera w/100x optical zoom that was also capable of taking still photos.
We used windows movie maker to edit the video and cut out anything unnecessary. High-tech stuff lemme tell ya!
I guess practicality wins over quality, right? Which camera model was that anyway? It was a Sony camera if I recall. Retailed for around $450-500 at the time I believe. Most reliable camera ever, I beat the hell out of that thing!
From reading your comments, I can't figure out if you're a wanna-be cop on a power trip (which I tend to believe based on your college majors and some of your comments), or just a fairly normal guy with an interesting job. Which one is it? Very normal guy with an odd job. Trust me, I had considered being a cop and did a few ride alongs. That's all it took to turn me off from police work for good ...
Thanks for the reply. Good AMA, by the way. So, what do you do now, if you don't mind me asking? I'm a project manager with a telecom deployment company.
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