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TDAS Episode 2 Review. Discussion. Close. 3. Posted by 3 hours ago. TDAS Episode 2 Review. Discussion. Chester(talking while Mike sleeps): There's a storm comming danbbit (gasps) ... 1/2. Front of the shirt. 533. 58 comments. share. save. hide. report. 490. Posted by 4 days ago. Meme. Haha Guys This is a Funny Trend Haha. 490. 17 comments ... TDAS Camp Episode 2 - Usual Suspect - ... Total Drama Revenge of The Island episode 2 part 1/2 ... tdrepisodes 218,355 views. 14:31. Total Drama All-Stars Episode 1 Review - Duration: 10:39 ... Total Drama All-Stars Re-Write episode 2 Evil Dread Re-written and edited by: Joey Turner and Tanya Furness. Chris: (Voice-over as clips from the last episode play) Last time on Total Drama: I welcomed the All-Stars to the newly decontaminated island. Episode 2 is equal parts fascinating and frustrating, but Jude Law's compelling performance makes it worth the watch. Episode 2: Wanakwa Gone Crazy! Katie is sad when she hears Sadie cannot enter the competition in the redemption challenge. The challenge places previously eliminated castmates from TDI-TDR in a redemption style challenge, *Note: Castmates already competing in TDAS also have to participate.* neXt Season 1 Episode 2 Review: File #2 Paul Dailly at October 13, 2020 10:00 pm . If Shea was still on the fence about believing Paul's claims, neXt Season 1 Episode 2 helped her realize there ... Total Drama All-Stars is the first half of the fifth season of Total Drama, with the second half being Total Drama: Pahkitew Island. Total Drama All-Stars takes place on Camp Wawanakwa, the setting of Total Drama Island and Total Drama: Revenge of the Island, with fourteen players from the last four seasons returning to compete. This season, contestants are divided into two teams based on ... Total Drama All-Stars Re-Write episode 1 Heroes vs. Villains Re-written and edited by: Joey Turner and Tanya Furness (Fade to inside a prison, CHEF HATCHET and a guard walking past a row of prison cells, Chef is carrying a manila folder. Chef walks past 2 cells containing a one-eyed prisoner and what looks like the Insane Psycho Killer with a Hook) TDAS Camp Episode 1 - Duration: 7:42. ... Season 2 Episode 14 ... Total Drama All Stars Episode 8 You Regatta Be Kidding Me Review - Duration: 11:51. 10 Years of Total Drama: TDAS Review (Collab) Written by Peter Ruksenas & Erin Delgado Peter: Hello to all you anti-All Stars fans. Yep, it's time to review what many consider to be the worst season in Total Drama history; Total Drama All Stars. Me, I'm one of the only few that actually think that this season is really good.

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Chester(talking while Mike sleeps): There's a storm comming danbbit (gasps)
Svetlana(talking while Mike sleeps): i'm scarred. After all this years he's going to return(gasps)
Vito(talking while Mike sleeps): Hey yo, ho we gonna stop this goombah?(gasps)
Manitoba(while Mike is waking up): Hush mates, Mike is waking up (gasps)
Me: Hm, this is interesting.
Mike(waking up): uh huh,wuzzat? (looking around,still groggy from sleep) you guys say something?
The Camera pans over the other boys in the cabin,all fast asleep,Sam still cluthing his Gameguy. A mosquito sudenly lands on Sam's ear and begins draining an absurd amout of blood, leaving sam rather pale.
Mike shurgs and goes back to sleep.
Me: Mike ignores Sam having his blood drained and goes to sleep.
A sudden flash from Sierra's phone makes Courtney bolt up awake.
Courtney(growling): ugh,what the heck?
Zoey(From the top bunk): Courtney? What's Wrong?
Me: Zoey’s in a cabin with Courtney and Sierra oh I feel so bad for her.
Courtney: what's wrong is we're sharing a cabin with a super fan with a bad case of crazy.
Sierra(grinning): Hehehehe, Hey Courtney, I've updated the sleeping section of your picture gallery on my fansite,wheee(brandishes her phone and giggles.
Me: Hi Sierra still as annoying as in World Tour huh.
(Confessional: Sierra.)
Sierra: i hate to break Chris's rules about smuggling special items like my cellphone(shows a picture of Cody in the shower,terrified and holding up a towel to cover his crotch) but i have to keep my TD blogs current. (Typing) Zoey's even sweeter than she is on Tv. Courtney is even...(pauses and looks at the camera)...Courtney-er than ever! (pulls the phone back to herself) It's better this way! Last time, i had a teensy bit of a problem with the internet withdrall. Whitout this link to Cody Wody, I'd probably loose my mind.
(Confessional ends.)
Me: Wait she’s breaking the rules Disqualify her disqualify her.(Brain: Sorry favoritism) Fine.
Scott(grinning ): Oh. I am digging this! I can't wait to be a milionaire. (the butler hands him sausages) I got up at 5 AM to watch the releasing of the doves and i'm just gonna say it, it was beautiful (sniffles his nose on a napkin)
Me: Oh thank goodness a charming character(who isn’t Zoey).
Jo: I just hope Lightning doesn't find the invincibility statue. If we don't vote him off soon, he'll be too strong to beat later.
Scott: So, maybe we should do this right away. Throw the next challenge.
Me: NO you’re smarter than this Scott.
Jo: And give up all this? No way!
Scott: True enough! This is sweet! You know what I slept on last night? A pillow, filled with feathers! Back on the farm, it's a burlap sack filled with small animals. You ever had a pillow bite your face?
Me: Thank goodness it was just a suggestion.
Gwen covers her eyes in fear only for Lightning to hand her a shovel.
Lightning(catching the two remaining shovels without looking): Sha-yoink!
Me: Yes proof that Lightning isn’t heartless.
Zoey (To the huddle of Heroic Hamsters): we should divide our area into sections and each dig in one!
Courtney: No,let's separate the beach into quadrants and each pick a quadrant!
Cameron(Confused): that's exactly what Zoey said.
Courtney(Annoyed): Then...Good! We'll use the plan that Zoey and i came up with
Me: LIAR!
Zoey puts her hands in the center of the hundle)
Heroic Hamsters(minus Courtney, who glares) : GO TEAM (They throw their hands up in the air)
Courtney: (groaning)Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Can we start digging now?
(Confessional: Courtney)
Courtney: What's with the lovin'? Hello?! It's called Total Drama, not Total Friendship.
(Confessional End)
Me: Ugh unfortunately she’s right.
Gwen: Ugh! I can't believe Lightning made it to last season's finale. Does he ever sha-shut up?
Me: You ungrateful jerk, he gave you a shovel and this is how you repay him, oh right I forgot he isn’t “sane”.
Manitoba(To Zoey): Phew,looks like the real treasure is right here beside me! (laughs before winking awkwardly) Wink-wink.
Me: PIG!
Gwen(growling): Rrrgh...I give up (trips and falls at Alejandro's feet) WHOAh!
Alejandro: I hope you know I'm apreciative of your efforts. You are as wise as your skin is translucent.
(Confessionals)
Gwen: I know he's evil,but...Oof, those eyes.
Me: I ship it.
Manitoba: That's allright sweetheart,don't strain yourself,allow me! (smirks and begins to pull the piece)
Zoey(smiling,slightly touched): Well if you insist.
Me: It says touched Zoey’s not a cheater(Stamp 1) Not INTENTIONALITY!
Manitoba(tossing the head of the statue up onto the platform): Another! It's like taking vegemite from a rube!(To Zoey) I could show you sometime.
Zoey: Heh, no thanks, with Mike maybe. (walks off)
Me: Ha told you she’s loyal.
Scott steps over the line between the two sides, whistling innocently before poking the sand for a piece and, when he hits one, he digs it up and places it on the vilains side.
Me: Do my eyes deceive me Scott sabotaging the RIVAL team.
Manitoba(eyeing Scott suspiciously): what are you up to, kokaburra?
Scott: whatever you mean?(Manitoba gets in his face and glares at the farmer before sticking his finger in his mouth and touching the sand where Scott burried the piece then licking his fingers again. Then the alter pulls out the hidden puzzle piece) Ha! (yells, pulling Scott closer by the t-shirt) Nice try, you willy dingo! (smirks)
Scott steps back pressing a hidden pressure in the sand wich releases a swarm of bees.
Scott(screaming): Bees...BEES! (turns around and acidentally whacks Manitoba with his shovel,sending the alter flying into the ground)
Me: It was an accident.
The screen zooms on Manitoba, revealing the inside of his mind where the other alters are playing cards on a table. The room is mainly brian pink with a large picture of Mike on the wall.
Zoey: Mike? Mike?! Mike!
Svetlana(standing up in triumph): Go Fishing!
Vito(smirking): ey, yo, it's go fish!
Manitoba falls from the ceeling and the other personalities look scarred.
Chester(sighing): This can't be good.
Manitoba: Do you feel that? The Malevolent One...He's coming!
The other alters shriek as they turn to the portrait of Mike, wich burns away be Mfore showing a picture of Mal.
Zoey:Mike! Oh, please be okay! Mike!(the camera pawns out of Mike's mind and fades into his unconcious face) Oh please be ok,Mike! (kneels beside him,scarred)
Mike(groaning while getting up): Ughh,my head( rubs his head)
Zoey: No,stop! You need to rest.
Mike: No, i'm ok (grabs the fedora) C'mon, we gotta go back to digging (puts on the fedora and walks away while Scott runs away from the bees in the background) Huh, weird, I can't find Manitoba...
Me: This scene was awesome.
In the end Lightning got eliminated because he miscounted despite getting most of the pieces that’s all for now.
Overall: A
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DropShip Dovana, Galatea Drop Port C
Galatea, Lyran Commonwealth
July 9th
, 2954 0340 Local Time
Jake Natchez hated landings almost as much as he hated deserts. The DropShip Dovana had finished it's riotous descent towards Galatea and his nose stung from the acrid dropship air of the past few weeks and the film of lubricants and ozone that seemed to permeate everything when a two hundred year old, three thousand ton lawn dart hurtles to the ground. His olive skin was odd shade when you added the irritation.
Most of his long journey to Galtea had been miserable, but the last leg seemed to be the worst. The crew of the Dovana Capellans but from a much different world than Carver V, one much more rimward, with worse cuisine. Jake shook his head at the thought of more beet stew as he unstrapped from his his seat. When he grabbed his faded green, mildewed flight bag he began to think of how the smells right now were so different from those of home. He thought of freedom, he thought of the ocean back on Carver V and the warmth and familiarity of home.
The klaxon broke the spell of home. There was short burst of noise and then a recorded voice boomed in a proper Star League accent: VESSEL CLEARED FOR DEBARKATION, PLEASE ENSURE YOU HAVE ALL OF YOUR BELONGINGS. Jake heeded the voice and made a quick sweep of the room. He had gotten the habit of making sure not leave things since he lost his assigned technical manual on a commuter train in Sian on his first weekend pass from the academy. It was his last pass of that semester.
He stood in line behind the other few passengers as the bay door hissed open. The changing pressure popped his ears immediately and he wished to God that there was one DropShip Captain in the entire Inner Sphere who knew how to equalize the pressure properly instead of boasting that it didn't bother him and the ability to avoid the disorientation made you more of a man. Thanks a lot Cap, I only need my eardrums to pilot a 60 ton war machine without falling over the first rock I encounter. The thought was interrupted by the the wonder of whether or not he needed to physically push his eyes back in.
He was next assaulted by the air rushing in. He had expected the heat of it, but what he didn't expect was that the Dovana's recirculators produced better air than Galtea. The noise was about what he expected, he leaned to the side so he could see the ground crew member yelling to the first person in line.
He was nothing but an orange vest and hat, aviator glasses and lots of gesticulation. There were words coming out of the mans mouth but they were a secret between himself, the first passenger in line and the DropShip engines. He patted the first passenger on the shoulder and moved his arm over his shoulder in a “follow me” gesture.
As the passengers filed out of the bay and began their flight from the Dovana he could feel the heat in the night air. The drop pad was hot from the superheated plasma of the descending Dropship engines that were battering it just minutes ago. He was glad his boots weren't rubber soled as he could see that the passengers before him were leaving black smudges on the ferrocrete surface. After a hundred meter shuffle they reached the concourse blast door. The group kept their eyes fixated door as the whirlwind of unbearably hot air coming from a nearby landing kept backs in that direction. They huddled as the door opened, trying to keep airflow from coming through them just to come back towards their woefully unprotected faces.
*Blake's blood!* he thought as first cracks of light peered between the two halves of the door. *I really hope the drama isn't on purpose*, a few moments later and there was enough room for people to squeeze through but as the first passenger moved to duck through the ground crewman intervened. Using two hands into a “stay back” gesture. His mouth moved uselessly as he motioned is hands together in a clap. Are you kidding me? The door is taking frakking 5 minutes to open it can't possibly just snap shut like that. Jake hated safety, not true safety of course just the fake “safety” made by those with no real world experience. The kind people write in manuals.
Jake and the rest of the passengers stepped quick-time as they waited for the door to open. He was sure there was a loudspeaker somewhere impotently playing “Also Sprach Zarathustra” into the cacophony. After a dramatically suitable amount of time the ground crewman was satisfied the door wasn't going to magically snap shut and crush them all the motioned them forward. They moved through the blast door and down a corridor. The noise began to subside as they delved deeper into the Drop Port.
After a few turns in the corridor they came through a sliding door into the Port proper. Here the structure opened up and reached towards the sky. There were at least a dozen levels that could be seen, people filling all of them. The group he had traveled with the past few weeks dispersed without a word to each other. He made his way to a customs officer in Lyran blue. The man put on a concerned face as he appraised Jake Does the Capellan Flag bandanna say, “too out of work and desperate'? I knew I should have kept it stowed. He thought about taking it off but instead just fumbled with it nervously, inadvertently loosening his longish black hair into his face.
The customs officer looked at him skeptically in a heavy German accent “Papers, sir?” The color drained from Jake's face as he looked at the man. He felt dizzy. The man persisted, “Sir, your papers?” this time in a slightly more stern and annoyed voice. Jake started to pat his vest pockets for documentation that he knew wasn't there. He began to feel panicked. Just at that point the officer began laughing. He spoke again, this time in a much less heavy accent. “I'm sorry! I'm sorry! But you looked the nervous type and that joke works so well on first-timers. All I need is a peek in your luggage to make sure you aren't bringing a rocket launcher into the building.”
Relief washed over Jake as lugged his flight bag onto the counter, making sure let it's mildewed odor waft onto the man. He stood a little more confidently as he set down the bag. He smirked as he finally spoke, knowing that the contents of the bag would change the customs man's opinion “Have a look”. The man looked indifferent as he unzipped the bag, sitting on top and taking up most of the space was Jake's pride: a large helmet with an translucent faceplate bolted and affixed to a set of shoulder pads to support it's unwieldiness-- his Neurohelmet.
“Ah, a MechWarrior.” the officer replied, his eyes a little too wide for genuine surprise. “One in a million, you must have very good genes.” he continued as he rummaged through Jake's other meager belongings. Jake fumed, his ego burst as he realized this man has to see a hundred MechWarriors a day.
“What unit are you with?” the customs man asked?
“Uhh..independent.” Jake got out as he watched the man poke between his only other change of clothes and his flack jacket.
“I see, what machine do you pilot? I figure you for a *Blackjack* pilot.” he continued, squinting at Jake as if he could see beyond him to grab his prediction. He looked back down to purposefully avoid touching Jake's rolled up socks, which for some reason Jake took as more of an insult than the patronizing questions.
“I'm..uhh...at the moment...dispossessed...for now.”
The custom's officer feigned shock and sympathy with an aghast look. “I'm very sorry for your loss, sir. Dispossession seems to be such a common malady these days.” as he finished he looked at Jake mockingly, lips almost in a pout. Finally Jake had had enough, “I think we're done.” Jake uttered as he gathered the handles to his bag without even zipping it. Mustering up as much dignity as he could, Jake gathered all his worldly possessions.
“Indeed we are.” the customs man replied. He called to Jake after he had take a few steps from the desk, “May you find glory and fortune, MechWarrior!” in his best Immortal Warrior imitation, chin tucked down to accentuate his mock seriousness. Jake didn't look back but he could he the man's chuckle.
Blessed Blake, why are there people like that? Jake continued to the nearest eatery where he could find some non-beet food. He settled on a falafel stand on the periphery of the atrium and sat down after getting his food. It wasn't bad. He looked at the giant screen above him. Showing advertisements for all manner of equipment and food and other wares. He had expected to see a lot more advertisements for recruiting. He munched on his falafel as he counted his cash, it wasn't much and he hoped it would get him far along until a paycheck. After tucking his cash back into his sock he finally noticed what he had been looking for.
*Honor and Glory Await!!
Do you have what it takes to earn your way in the galaxy?
Come to the Hiring Hall!
Comstar and the MRB will help put you with employers who will pay top dollar for your skills!
Sign up today!*

Following the ad was an address and directions from the Drop Port atrium. Jake swallowed the last of his falafel and went straight to the Hiring Hall. It wasn't hard to find, but it did involve a lot of jostling with the crowds and Jake was the the victim of either three sexual assaults or three failed attempts to pick his back and front pockets. He had to kick one urchin that tried to get at his sock.
He entered the Hiring Hall and was disappointed when it involved less drama than the blast door outside. It was loud and raucous enough, but would-be soldiers of fortune didn't seem to have their heart in it. Jake looked at the kiosk and seen an arrow that said “MechWarriors over it and went in that direction. The line seemed a bit shorter. He took a number from the dispenser. His number was 86, The counter was on 78. It wouldn't be long, he thought. He found a spot with two empty seats on the end. He put his bag on one seat on the end and took the other. He put his head back against the wall, closed his eyes, and exhaled. No sooner had he done that when he felt a foot nudging his leg. He opened his eyes to see a tall, bald, fat man squinting at him. He was well over two meters and Jake guessed at least 180 kilos.
He had the daisho of a Combine MechWarrior strapped to his waist. “Hey buddy, no saving seats” the fat man informed him. “Sorry, just wanted to keep a good eye on my gear.” Jake responded.
“Yeah, well, under the seat works well too, kid.” the man lectured. Jake took his bag off the seat and held it awkwardly in his lap as the man settled down into the end seat that Jake immediately regretted using for his bag and not himself. The enormity of the man and his presence took up a good portion of Jake's space, that combined with the space his flight bag took up left little room for Jake who was now looking for anyplace besides under the seat to stow his bag. As Jake sat hugging his bag the man looked at him, “Pretty stubborn, huh? Must be a Cappie.”
Jake glared, “And?” he questioned.
“And nothing.” the big man replied. “Just you guys are known to be stubborn. Look, we got off on the wrong foot.” The man extended his gigantic hand, “The names Edqist, Kinta Edqist. From Rasalhague.”
Jake allowed the hand to envelop his, “Jake Natchez, most recently from Douglas P. Hasek Prisoner of War camp on Lee.”
Kinta winced at the mention of Lee, “Ouch, I heard that was bad for the guys on the ground. They're calling it 'The Great Lee Turkey Shoot' or something like that. Sounds bad, how did you spring it?”
Jake sighed, “I'd rather not say.”
Kinta nodded. “I hear ya. I got my Javelin shot out from under me by some mewling Sandoval brat. It looked like we were all lined up to duel, his P-Hawk had a few tons on me but the way his voice sounded on the comm demanded that he be shut up in the most definite manner possible. Blake, he sounded like he was having tea in his cockpit.” Kinta mimed putting up a monocle and holding a dainty tea cup with his pinky finger out.
Jake continued to listen as he stuffed his bag under his seat. “Anyway, we get down to it and as soon I put an SRM salvo into his chest , an LRM strike blast off my right leg.” He slapped his own right leg for emphasis. Apparently, Daddy Sadoval didn't appreciate his little boy being messed with. He tells the kid to put me down like I'm his sick hamster. Of course my lance tries to cover for me but they were outmatched by the command lance. My reactor was done for by then and there I was siting in a swamp on Mallory's World. If I went back to Regiment without my 'Mech I had a feeling I would be expected to commit seppuku. Even though the duel was broken, I had upset my Sho-sa months ago and was looking for a way to get rid of me. He had wanted to duel but we were in the middle of repelling a raid. I would have had to refuse his duel. So here I am until I can get my own ride to go back and give him satisfaction.”
“NUMBER 86” a voice called out. It was the same proper Star League voice as the dropshipi. He wondered if anyone has developed a different computer voice since the Cameron's were a House. “Well, that's me.” He let go of his flight bag to shake hands with Kinta again. “Take care. Let's go blast some Fedrats together sometime.”
Kinta took his hand and gave a slight nod, “Sure thing, kid. See ya' out there.”
Jake reported to the front desk to talk to the young lady in glasses seated behind a plate glass window.
“The MRB fee for new MechWarriors is two-thousand C-Bills how do you want to pay?” The receptionist asked in what seemed a purposefully nasally voice.
“What?” Jake looked at her quizzically.
“The fee for new MechWarrior Registration is 2000 C-Bills. If you don't have the cash we can hold lien against your BattleMech until you get a contract."
“That's ridiculous!” Jake was exasperated.
“Well sir, that's the fee.”
“I have my Neurohelmet, that has to be worth something, right?”
“That may be sir, but we can't hold for payment.”
Jake briefly though about asking Kinta for the loan but decided against it. Jake huffed: “Fine, I'll
be back with the money.” He turned around and walked out. It took Jake all of thirty seconds after walking out of the front door to find a surplus shop. Han's Discount Hardware and pawn was flanked by a liquor store on one side and an even less reputable business on the other. He entered the front with his flight bag over his shoulder the shop was about as dingy as the rest of this street on Galatea, there was a balding and graying man with a hooked nose behind what he assumed was ballistic glass inspecting a computer monitor, seemingly uninterested in the interloper coming into his store.
Jake positioned himself in front of the desk. Finally, he had to knock on the glass to get service.
“Can I help you, sir?” the old man asked.
“Yeah” Jake replied, “I need to pawn this Neurohelmet.” He pulled the bulky helmet out of his flight bag and hefted it onto the counter.
“I'll give you 1,500 for it.” the old man spat the words out like a curse.
“No way, this is worth at least five thousand.” Jake shook his head and thought, Is every person on this planet trying to chisel me? Jake appealed to the store clerk, “They barely make these now days, it's practically Lostech.”
“I don't know about that, sir.” The old man sucked in his lips trying to divine some fault in the ancient piece of gear. “The heraldry is a bit off-putting, it'll make it a hard sell, seventeen-fifty.”
“Look, I need some cash, but I'll be back for it before the end of the week, thirty-five hundred and it's yours.” Jake gave the owner a pleading look.
“Oh, you'll be back by the end of the week, you say?” the old man started laughing in a manner more menacing that his role as cranky shopkeeper should have allowed. “I bet you're going to go get some big Mercenary contract, huh! Hoohoo! We'll how about I just give you the two thousand the MRB wants from you and just march back in here after you get your fat contract and get it” he spoke between
breaths, trying to put himself back together. Jake wasn't amused by the sarcasm.
“I have a feeling that is all I'm going to get.” Jake resigned himself as the shopkeeper started counting out Comstar notes to him. They were all 100 C-Bill notes with the visage of the Blessed Jerome Blake on them. He looked back at his last familial possession and wondered if he would really see it by the end of the week.
After going back through the line and paying his fee Jake found himself in front of a suited man behind a desk. There was an overfull ashtray on his desk and eight empty soda cans. “Welcome to the hiring hall.” The man reached across to shake Jake's hand. “Have a seat.” He motioned an open hand toward the seat in front of the desk “Here's how it works: we do a little interview here, take a picture for your dossier, get some specifics on your ride and pair you up with an outfit that needs you.” Jake squirmed a bit in his seat at the mention of “his ride” but he needed to get to a unit so he hoped that making it through the interview would get him back in the cockpit.
“Let's get down to brass tacks, then, so to speak. First things first, name?”
“Jake Ellis Natchez...the fourth”
“Oh?” the man asked curiously, “Titled?”
“Uhhh..no.” Jake replied sheepishly.
“Moving on, education” the man continued.
“Sian University, MechWarrior Academy, Hen gao Xiao-lu. I was commissioned as a Subcommander in 2949.”
The interviewer made a nod as if impressed, “Impressive, what about after graduation?”
Jake sat up a little straighter, “Yes, after my commission as a MechWarrior I was assigned to the First Tikonov Lancers, there I earned the Citation for Meritorious House Service for leading a hot-drop during a raid on Ulan Batar. After that I was promoted to Commander and assigned to the Second Kearney Highlanders where I served as a Lance Commander for Fires Lance, Third Company, Second Battalion.” He kicked himself for ending so abruptly.
The interviewer stared at his questionnaire, “Any actions after that?”
Jake thought about his answer, the replied “No.”
The interviewer cocked his head to the side, “Alright, then. Let's get to the important stuff. What do you pilot?”
Jake knew what the man was asking, but skirted the question. “I piloted a Clint for most of my career but trained with Catapults with Fires Lance.”

The man didn't write anything, and continued to stare at his paper. “So what is the disposition of your Clint. Do you need repairs? Is it in a bay here?”
“It's not...” Jake began to fumble.
The man, looked a Jake and cocked a half smile, "It's alright, son. I know where you going with this, but it's alright.”
Jake felt like a balloon that just sprung a leak to keep from bursting. “It is?” he replied with a slightly raised eyebrow.
“Oh yeah, do you think everyone comes here with a pristine machine fresh from Kerensky's hidden base? Of course not, son!” He leaned back in his chair, so what do you need? New autocannon, engine rebuild?”
Jake then felt the air come out of him past the point of relief into despair. “I'm dispossessed.”
“I see.” the man replied as he lit a cigarette. “How do you feel about the Infantry, son?”
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2020.10.17 18:54 Oculusfluffy Hidden hamster x

Sam Adams Guide Chapter 3 - Buwwito, AIDS, FierceDeityLynx Pastebin entry: https://pastebin.com/QwpPkVUA
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Mr. Adams' Guide to Practical Fluffs - Part 3 by Oculus
featuring art by Buwwito, AIDS and FierceDeityLynx

“Wewcom, kind mistah, to ABAP!”
A large, fairly strong Marcusmaximus fluffy usher opens the door for you, as you enter the Advocacy for Biotoy Adoption as Pets (ABAP) building. You have made an appointment with Mr Adams previously, and he has agreed to meet you. However, and because of some business negotiations, a formal meeting had to be arranged. Mr Adams has currently scheduled your next meeting with him between two high profile business negotiations, so, and in order to free up some time, the appointment had to be scheduled under the guise of “discussing ABAP business.” You are currently dressed formally, in a business suit, complete with tie and leather shoes.
As you step into the ABAP building, you see various people, with their fluffies, walking to the different sectors on the ground floor. There's a fluffy cafe nearby, as well as a small veterinarian clinic. There is even a shelter for people to pick rescued and rehabilitated fluffies from all corners.
~Buwwito~
And at the centre of it all stands a statue of a fluffy, hugging a bunny.

Stuffy fwend haff owwies! (Artist: Buwwito)
You speak to the receptionist. She informs you that Mr Adams will come down to meet you at the foyer. As you wait in the centre of the foyer, you decided to take a good look at the statue. You can recognize its breed. It is a Buwwito. Buwwito's are a bit larger and more rotund than Carpdime's and are suggested to be one of the Type 1 fluffies descended from the lines like the Marcusmaximus. You recognize it because, you had a Buwwito just like it.
Though the figure is of metal, you could see the genuine concern and anguish of the Buwwito, as it hugs its stuffed toy, now forever immortalized in gold-plated cast-iron. The detail is painstaking, as you noticed the simulated "tear" and “cotton” fluff coming out of the statue of the stuffed Bunny, and the Buwwito crying, hoping that its immortal hug will fix the visage of a stuffed rabbit toy. The exhibit is covered within a glass cube and has cameras surrounding it - one too many abusers who had nothing better to do had attempted to deface the statue and had to be deterred by security rather forcefully.
You are in awe of it because, you wonder to yourself, why such a statue of such a simple moment? Why even make a statue of a fluffy hugging a damaged stuffed toy?
"That was my Buwwito."
You turn around and see Mr. Adams. Like you, he’s well-dressed. He’s a little tired, and you can see the eye bags forming from a sleepless night. But, ever the optimist, he retains his youthful smile. You shake his hand and greet him. And then, you ask him.
“Why such a statue?”
Mr Adams smiles, as he reminisces.
“Sheila was a Buwwito I had many years ago.
I had Sheila when I had my first daughter.” But you’re not even married, you remarked in your thoughts rather snidely.
“Fluffies had only been out for about half a decade, and she wanted one very badly. I remember there was a day when my daughter had torn her stuffed bunny and just threw It away. I bought the stuffed bunny for her for Christmas, and within a month, she already tore. However, because Sheila was also fond of the bunny, she started hugging it. She kept saying
“Huuhuu! Stuffy fwend haff owwies! Nee’ gib huggies! Huu!”
That image stuck in my head.”
“Why?”
“I find fluffies to be endearing. I love fluffies. Some of them may seem incredibly stupid, and are overly dependent on their human masters, but, when you take good care of them, they have the kindest of hearts. Yes, Sheila couldn’t fix that bunny. But she wanted to. And even when my daughter wanted to throw it away, she still saw the value in it.
So when I had the stuffed bunny fixed, Sheila was ecstatic. And the bunny lasted longer under Sheila than it did under my daughter.”
A team formed on Sam’s face. Taking out a handkerchief, he wiped it off, and maintained a brave composure as he said his closing line on her.
“Sheila had it until the day she died.”
Feeling a little moved, you interjected, “Buwwitos really are something, huh?”
“They are.”


Buwwitoes at play (Artist:Buwwito)
Mr Adams keeps walking, as he takes you to the fluffmart on the first floor. While walking along the way, you glimpse various artworks of fluffies. You eye a picture of a Buwwito family at play. The stallion, an alicorn, is chasing his Earthie special friend along with his various foals, who too are trying to catch the mother. While admiring the painting, Mr Adams feels its appropriate to chime a little fact.
“There aren’t many Buwwitos left in the world.”
“Really?”
“Yes. They are a well-known breed, but only a handful were distributed by Hasbio back in the day. As such, a lot of Buwwitos that exist amongst breeders and in the wild are very watered down. A Buwwito you currently own is most likely a Carpdime or a Marcusmaximus.” Mr Adams sighs a bit, as he continues, “Those two lines have also been discontinued.”
“Is that always the case, that a line of fluffies would be discontinued by Hasbio while they introduce new ones?”
“Seems to be. There’s a reason why no new pure Carpdime or Marcusmaximus has been released by Hasbio to the public in recent memory.”
You raise an eyebrow. “For a person who claims to be independent of Hasbio, you seem to know A LOT about the fluffies they directly genetic engineer.”
Mr Adams gives you a vague grin. It seems almost sinister. But, and due to your friendship to him, you can’t help but feel its genuine. “I have my sources.”
The two of you enter the fluffmart, and see the various breeds that ABAP has on sale. In the past, Fluffmarts have included options to amputate and turn store-bought fluffies into pillowfluffs, but ABAP has actively campaigned against the practise. Most Fluffmarts now, especially those run by ABAP, do not have pillowfluffs.
“I’ve never seen this many breeds of fluffies before!” you gasp in awe.
“There’s a lot I have to show you,” Mr Adams smiles, as he notes, “We have currently estimate at least a 100 different breeds of Fluffy Ponies had been created directly from Hasbio over the past decade. And the number may grow, even if they may discontinue some older breeds.
But I’m not here to show you all of them. I’m in this fluffmart just to show you one last little fact about Buwwitos.”
Mr Adams takes you to the Microfluffy aisle. There, you see various fluffies in little nutrigel enclosures, creating pathways through the nutrigel. You also see some sturdier microfluffies in little cages, acting like hamster-sized versions of the fluffies you know. Sam takes you to an area within the aisle, that has a breed of micofluffies at a price higher than the ones you had just see.

Buwwito Micro Fluffies (Artist:Buwwito)
“These,” he introduces, “are Buwwito Microfluffs!”
“I know what Microfluffs are-”
“Yes my dear friend, but Buwwitos were the first line of Microfluffs that were released! Microfluffs were an evolution of the earlier Toy Fluffy line of miniature fluffies that Hasbio created with the Coalheart breed.” ( >>9062 )
“So you’re saying that Buwwitos were the first microfluffs made?”
“Yes. But even then, the genepool is a bit watered down,” bemoans Sam. “Trying to recreate the original Buwwito microfluff is difficult, even with extensive breeding and engineering. Plus, it is not really good to have to pure a pedigree. It’s a reason why Buwwito microfluffs are so rare. And, sooner or later, they might go extinct.”
~
You want to keep gawking at the Buwwito Microfluffs, but Mr Adams urges to move quickly.
As the two of you move, you felt obliged what breed that Sam wanted to show you next, and why he couldn’t just show it to you in the mart.
“Well, today, we’re going to look at three breeds connected to the popular Carpdime breed. The Buwwito breed is often seen as an influence on Carpdime breeds mainly through cross-breeding. The next two breeds we’re going to see were developed from the Carpdime breed.”
“Yeah, okay, but where are we going exactly?”
“We’re going to Sweden.”
Raising an eyebrow at the incredulity of the idea, you ask “Why Sweden?”
“For the next breed, I feel it makes sense to go to its country of origin.”
Mr Adams takes you to a large glass elevator and presses a white button with the number “13” on it.
“We’re going to the 13th floor.”
“What’s there? A helipad?”
“No, that’s on the 30th floor.”
Upon arriving at the 13th floor, Mr Adams guides you, down the corridor. You take a quick peak at the labels placed on the rooms. “Food toxicity review – No Fluffies Allowed”. “Fluffy Polymer Research – Shear with care”. This had to be an R&D section of ABAP. Mr Adams directs you to a room that says “Energy-Matter Transfer Research”, with another label below it that reads “Now using: Fluffsplosion.”
Stepping inside, you see various men working on various equipment and computers, as well as a spectrometer. Nearby, you see a few carboard boxes. They’re all sealed. However, these cardboard boxes are all wired to a door at the centre of the room. Bizarrely enough, it’s a normal looking wooden door.
“We’re going to be using that door.”
“How exactly are we going to go to Sweden through this door?”
“Just step into the damn door.”
As you walk towards the door, you hear Mr Adams say, “Fire up the spaghetti machine!”
A bald-headed scientist flicks a switch. Some of the boxes rumble. Out of one of them you hear the unmistakable sound of an excited fluffy saying “SKETTI!”
You grasp the handle. You lower it. Sweat is dripping down from your forehead.
You open the door.
~
You can’t believe your eyes.
You ARE in Sweden. You are right in the middle of the busy streets of Stockholm.
“How… Wha… what the fuck…”
“Welcome to Sweden!” says Mr Adams, very genially. He has stepped through the door and has just closed it.
You reached for the door handle in an attempt to get back to the ABAP Lab you just came from. However, upon opening the door, you only see the interior of an antiques shop. Feeling rather exasperated, you confront Sam.
“EXPLAIN THIS!”
“All in due time, my friend, all in due time.”
He whistles loudly. On cue, as if the whole thing was planned, a car with the ABAP logo on its side drives up, towards the two of you.
Mr Adams says to driver “Take us to Haddockspike Manor.”
~
The two of you are walk towards Haddockspike Manor. A rather luxurious looking residence, the grounds are accompanied by some magnificent lawns and gardens. However, from the distance, you feel like it’s the sort of residence that doesn’t fit in a country like Sweden.
“That’s not a very Swedish looking house.”
“Oh, and what do you expect a Swedish mansion to look like?”
Mr Adams laughs, as he explains. “This house is modelled after the central section of the Château de Cheverny, a manor in France. The French original is much larger, but the owner of this residence had chosen not to include the outer wings of the original building.”
“Just who owns this house?”
“Captain Marlin. He’s a retired shipping magnate, as well as the Head of ABAP in this region.”
“Marlin? That’s not a very Swedish name.”
“Well, his real name is quite long, so he prefers to be called Marlin for short.
Anyway, we are here because we are going to meet the AIDS which is unique to Sweden.”

~AIDS~

Upon hearing the name, images of the human immunodeficiency virus, and the much-dreaded acquired immunodeficiency syndrome flood your mind.“I’m very sorry to hear.”
Mr. Adam sighs, as he shakes his head. Angry, not at you, but rather with himself for causing the confusion.
“I meant to say that he owns an AIDS breed.”
“You’re still puzzled.
“That’s a very odd name for a breed.”
“I know right? Like, can you imagine going up to to someone and saying “I have a pet AIDS!” Or going to a pet shop, seeing a nice fluffy for your child, go home, and surprise your daughter with the message “I’m going to give you an AIDS!” for your birthday!”
“Hasbio seems to come up with the DUMBEST names for their fluffy breeds.”
Mr Adams sighs. “Its very possible that AIDS is an acronym for something. But to date, we don’t know what it is. The only person who knows is the Swedish bio-engineer at Hasbio who keeps producing the fluffy breed. He’s been rather secretive.”
~
"Festering fetlocks! Sam! Nice to see you!"
The Captain is a tall man, with very clear Aryan features of blonde hair and blue eyes. In addition to that, he possessed a thick beard, unshaven with age. As he grasps your hand, you can feel the strength acquired from a lifetime of adventuring and daring on the high seas. In the midst of these introductions, a red fluffy comes into the living room to greet Sam and you
"Huwwo mistahs! Huwwo Sam!"
"Hello Erik," smiles Mr. Adams, as he introduces you to the fluffy as well. You take a good look at Erik. Remembering how Type 1 fluffies like the MarcusMaximus and Buwwito look, this fluffy looks almost identical to the Carpdime fluffies. Except, perhaps a little less fat.
"Erik here," narrates Mr Adams, "is an AIDS." He sighs as he says out, very loudly, "God DAMN it. Its just too weird!" Everybody in the room laughs from the joke. You take this moment to interject.

AIDS foals (Artist:AIDS)
"He really looks like a Carpdime from up close!"
"That's because they were bred from Carpdimes!" Marlin said this with a joyful boast. Mr Adams is about to take out his smartphone, but, before he could, Captain Marlin takes out his own tablet. Mr Adams lets it slide, but you remark to yourself that Mr Adams has some competition here. The Captain shows you photos of the AIDS breed foals and fillies. They are all lacking fur, and thus, look remarkably similar to Carpdime foals.
"Some say AIDS are literally Carpdimes, but I prefer to think of them as an offshoot of the Carpdime. Or rather, an attempt to recreate the Carpdime in Sweden. But Hasbio had imported Carpdimes into Sweden eventually, so the lineage is not certain. Whatever the case, the similarity is so painstaking that we call AIDS the ‘Carpdimes of Sweden’".
"What makes them any different from the Carpdime breed then?" you openly wonder.
“Well, for one, the AIDS breed is still being produced in Sweden, whereas the Carpdime line has stopped production. Any Caprdimes you see today are mostly from breeders who bred the Carpdimes that were released by Hasbio up until a few years ago. However, since its inception, Hasbio has kept producing new AIDS fluffies fresh from their labs, though in limited quantities. In addition to that, the Hasbio-released AIDS fluffies have been restricted mostly to Sweden. You could say it is our National breed."
The Captain proceeds to sit down on a chair. Erik lays down besides his master. A butler comes in with a bottle of whiskey to serve himself. He takes a moment to pour a drop whiskey in a bowl, for Erik to drink. ( >>55734)
"I like to think that the AIDS breeds are like a more diligent Carpdime. Carpdimes may be popular, but they eat too much, and they aren't as loyal. Also, they tend to develop negative traits, such as abandoning their young if they do not have a nice smell or colour. In contrast, AIDS are very accommodating."

Shmoo finds Esmerelda (Artist:AIDS)
The Captain looks to the ceiling, as he starts to reminisce. "I remember there was this one fluffy who had found a foal, abandoned in the street. Shmoo, I think was his name. He raised the little filly like as though she was his sister. The filly grew up well and it is that sort of foster care and adoption that you don't see in many fluffy breeds.

Shmoo and Esmerelda (Artist:AIDS)
They also have a lot of loyalty. AIDS fluffies usually do not run away from their home, and, if anything, will be the first to defend their home should a feral herd attempt a lawn invasion. Of course, they will be outnumbered, but that kind of loyalty is very doglike. Reminds me a bit of the Waggytail."( >>42167 )
"But surely, because they have similarities to the Carpdime breed, that they would develop smarties?"
"Yes, they do develop Smarties, but even AIDS smarties are a bit more unusual that smarties from other fluffy breeds. Granted, you still get your typical lawn invasions from particularly aggressive feral herds, but then you have this one story.
I remember this one Smartie wanted to get food for its herd during Christmas so, it approached a family for food for its herd. The family, seeking to mock the Smartie, made a deal that it would give their leftover food to the Smartie, provided the Smartie was their entertainment for Christmas. They were a bit cruel to him, but at least they didn't torture him. However, they kept their end of the deal, and the smartie was allowed to go back to its herd, with enough Christmas goodies to last the rest of winter." ( >>43574 >>43577 >>43578)
"That sounds amazing," you gasp. "I usually don't hear of Smarties being very altruistic or self-sacrificing."
"Thats whats makes the AIDS breeds special. Even if they're descended from the Carpdime, they're not quite like the Carpdime. Its also part of our belief that fluffies can develop a level of altruism and empathy unseen in other fluffy breeds."
"Speaking of Christmas," Mr Adams said, while getting out of his seat, "you do know why I came here today right?"
"Oh yes, thats right, Sam."As Marlin says this, he passes a slip of paper to Sam.
"That's where she is currently in Berlin."
"Good. Is the Door in your house ready?
The Captain has a slightly annoyed look on his face "Bilious of abyssal abusers, do I have to fire up that infernal contraption for you again?"
You turn to Sam as you ask with a little incredulity, 'Wait, he has a teleporter here too? Just how many of these teleporters do you have?"
"Not many, my friend. And actually there's a little bit of danger with using these doors."
The Captain guides you and Sam up the staircase of his manor. He brings you to a room. You could tell that it was previously a luxurious bedroom, perhaps for a guest, but it has now been converted into a makeshift lab of sorts. You see the same apparatus that you saw back at the ABAP headquarters, but with less personnel involved. Like at the ABAP building, there is one scientist working at the machine, but instead of observing the screens, he is busy observing a little pendulum he’s holding with his right hand.
And the same cardboard boxes are there. All connected by wiring to a similar door at the centre of the room. One of them wiggles and gives a light squeak. Not a mousey squeak, but it is definitively a squeak from a genetically engineered equine with a lot of fuzzy hair.
"Is that-"
Mr Adams quickly grasps your lips in a rather uncharacteristically desperate attempt to keep your mouth closed. You are surprised he would resort to such manhandling, but then he whispers something in your ear.
"Don't say a thing a thing idiot! Otherwise you'll get all us all in trouble!"
The scientist proceeds to flick some switches, leading the boxes to rumble as you once again hear the unmistakable sound of "SKETTI!" In a very brief moment, Sam says to the Captain "Say hi to Pinpin for me!" before he grabs you by the collar, and barges through the door. Within a single moment, you have left the confines of a recreation of expensive French Manor somewhere in Sweden, and have instantaneously travelled, thousands of miles, to the bustling streets of Berlin.
"Godammit Sam! Why did you do that for?"
"Sorry about that mate, have to do this quickly or some onlooker will get curious about the door. Also, the effect only lasts a while."
"Those were fluffies, weren't they?"
Looking behind, and opening the door to make sure that it does not lead back into Captain Marlin's manor, Sam nods.
"Yes. It is part of our research into Type 2 Fluffies. However, not all Fluffies have this ability, and there's a fair amount of dangers. Not to mention, its one way: the door can randomly bring you to a specific location, but only briefly."

~FierceDeityLynx~
~A tribute to Plum, A Loving Mother~

"Alright, so we're in Germany now. I take it you finished talking about AIDS."
With a sigh of relief, mainly due to the unfortunate choice of name, Sam nods his head.
"Yes. And we're here to check out the German offshoot of the Carpdime breed - the FierceDeityLynx."
"Ah yes, that same weird name you mentioned last time."
Sam shrugs, as he continues "I have this theory that Hasbio engineers may be members of some online furry community. Maybe. There are a lot of fluffies with fairly normal or descriptive names, but a name like FierceDeityLynx, or FDL, really gives off that vibe." He proceeds to take out a slip of paper, as he notices the address. He then looks up and sees the street name. "What luck. The address we are looking for is not too far from here."
As the two of you walk down the street, a thought crosses your mind, as you say "I can understand taking me all the way to Sweden, since AIDS aren't as prolific back home, but we have plenty of FDL's back home."
"Ah yes, but we are looking for one particular fluffy of the FierceDeityLynx breed. A one of a kind. Also, only Germany has a particular morph of the FDL breed that you will not see back home." ( >> 49271 )
After some walking, the two of you reach a shop that says "Käthe Wohlfahrt". From a distance, and even though its springtime, you can see that shop sells all manner of Christmas memorabilia and trinkets Just adjacent to it, is an ABAP licensed Fluffmart.
"Speak of the devil. Looks like Hilda did my work for me."
The two of you enter the ABAP fluffmart. There you are greeted by a blonde, rather buxom woman, wearing a pink wool sweater, and denim jeans. Upon seeing Sam, she displays an excitement at seeing an old friend.
"Guten tag, Herr Adams!"
"Guten Tag, mein Fräulein!"
Sam goes up to give her a hug, and trade kisses. For a brief moment, you feel like as though Sam gave her a pat on the back. Or to be precise, a squeeze on the bum. Yup, Classic Sam Adams. As Hilda introduces herself to you, Sam explains, "Hilda here, is one of our ABAP representatives in Germany. She works throughout the EU, but she's mostly focused on Germany."
He then turns back to her, as he notes, "Hilda, I didn't expect you to open up a ABAP fluffmart all the way here!"
"Well, Sam, you said that you were looking for Plum, she just happens to be next door at that particular Käthe Wohlfahrt. We got word about her presence not too long ago, and it just so happened to be that this space here was for rent. I filed the papers, and ABAP was able to open up a fluffmart here. It is also a good thing there isn't a competing fluffmart from Hasbio or Filly in the area."
"Filly?" you ask
"Long story.
Hilda, my friend here wants to learn about FierceDeityLynx's. Does this store have any?"
"Or we have plenty, Herr Adams. But you know that most of the FDLs we have now are from breeders, ever since Hasbio Deutscheland GmbH discontinued the breed in 2017?"
"Ja, I am aware, mein fraulein."
"Herr Adams, if I may, instead of showing your friend the average FierceDeityLynx, how about I introduce him to the more unique morph of the FDL breed that you will not get back in your fatherland?"
"Oooh, so you want to show us the munchkins?"
"Ja. A breeder came in today with a fresh batch."
Hilda departs for a minute to go to a restricted area of the mart. She then brings outs a cage holding two to three munchkin fluffies. You instantly recognize their one defining feature - their shorter legs.

FierceDeityLynx Munchkin Fluffies (Artist:FierceDeityLynx)
"These are like munchkin cats!" ( >>48987 )
"Ja! But these fluffies are used to their shorter legs. They were developed by Hasbio as a safer and less cruel alternative to the pillowfluff. They are pretty much similar to the average fluffy in every way, except that they exhibit a happier disposition general, and have less chances of becoming smarties. Munchkins were designed for a purely domestic lifestyle, and thus, do not ever become feral."
"With such short legs, how do they reproduce?"
"Well, my freund, you have to help them!" she says rather suggestively. As she continues. "The idea is that you hold the munchkin stallion up and help bring him towards the female. Either that, or you get the mare artificially inseminated." ( >>49039 )
"Goodness gracious, it is like these things were literally made not to reproduce naturally."
"Ja, but they don't mind. Like all other fluffies, even if a munchkin gets lonely, if you keep them adequately busy or entertained, they will never ever feel lonely."
"It seems to be that the munchkins are very much like the toy fluffies and microfluffs."
"They are something within that line of thinking, mein freund. The difference is that munchkins are much larger than those miniature fluffies and, as I mentioned earlier, they were developed as an alternative to the pillowfluff, which is a fairly violent and cruel way to treat a fluffy.
Alas, though, Hasbio stopped releasing FierceDeityLynx fluffies after a while, and with it, also terminated the munchkin programme. Any FDLs and munchkins we have today are totally reliant on approved breeders."
Liking the novelty of the munchkin fluffies, you feel inclined to purchase one. "I really like these fluffies. Can I buy one?"
"Ah, nein. I mean, you could buy them, but they're not allowed to be brought outside of Deutscheland. You could, however, purchase a normal FDL. And I think it is time I introduced you to one."
~
"Why are we going to that Christmas shop there?" you openly wonder, as both Sam and Hilda escort you out of the ABAP fluffmart.
"Well, according to Hilda, the FDL that I wanted to meet is here. And it is a very special FDL."
"Whats so special about her?"
Sam takes a deep breath, as he begins to narrate the story. ( >>49172 )
"It is rather sordid tale, but there was a time when I was visiting a friend's house in the Black Forest of Germany. That day, he had a lawn invasion by a particular violent Smartie and his herd. I tried to dissuade him, but my friend was a hunter and, with his hunting rifle, killed the smartie, as well as his toughies. The mares, with their foals on them, ran off.
He ran after to them, perhaps to finish what he started, when he found this poor brown mare not far from his house. She was bruised, bloodied, and heavily beaten. There were signs that she had been recently violated by the Smartie and his toughies. He was going to put her out of her misery when she weakly said,
"Pwease kine mistah..... hewp fwuffs babbehs."
I intervened. It turned out that the reason why she was beaten up by her herd was because she had hidden her progeny away from the Smartie, who was about to violate them. ( >>49580 >>49714 ) Feeling a sense of pity for her, my friend agreed with me to take her to the nearest ABAP, where she was treated for her wounds, and her young taken care of. And that was the last I saw of her - I had to return home at the time."
"But her story does not end there, Sam. While being taken care off, a man one day came in, asking to purchase Plum here, and her foals. We were not keen at first, but we relented. However, Sam was very interested in finding Plum again, with that memory of her fresh in his mind. So, we combed Germany, based on the description of the man who purchased Plum that day. Then one day, Johann found him."
"Whose Johann?" you whisper to Sam.
"That's Marlin's real name, One of it."
"And it turns out, he was an owner of that Käthe Wohlfahrt. She has become a sort of mascot for that particular shop."
The three of you step into the shop. There, you are greeted by a jolly Berliner, dressed in the manner of Kriss Kringle. Next to him is a brown fluffy, wearing a bobble hat. The fluffy was busy helping the Berliner carry some figurines and boxes around the shop.
“Guten Tag, Nicholas!”
"Ah guten tag Hilda! And I see Herr Adams is with you!"
"Huwwo fwens! Mewwy Kwissmass!"
The fluffy waves to you rather genuinely. She is rather plump, with two very apparent horse breasts. It is likely that is still lactating, as fluffy mares are able to lactate even after giving birth. ( >>49228 )
"I see Plum is doing fine."
"Ja, she is Herr Adams. I heard about her story from Hilda here, and I was reminded of a brown munchkin I once owned, who died of old age. I felt sorry for Plum and wanted to raise her and her children well. But of course, her children grew up way too fast."
"What do you mean by way too fast?"
As you asked that question, Sam takes the opportunity to whip out his smartphone.
"There's one BIG difference between Carpdimes and FDLs, despite looking so similar. FDLs age VERY rapidly."

Lifecycle of the FierceDeityLynx Fluffy (Artist:FierceDeityLynx)
He shows you an image of a Carpdime ageing, from birth to being a foal within a month. He then shows you the age of a FDL newborn within the same time period. Unlike the Carpdime, the FDL reaches adulthood within a month.
"T-thats fast." you remark.
"Aye. A bit too fast in fact."
"Ja, and that is why two of Plum's children, Quin and Blue were sold off. They grew up quite fast and, after a while, expressed a desire to see the world. So I brought them to another ABAP shop, and had them sold. As far as I know, they have happy owners now."
"But what of the third. What of Hazle?"
As Sam asks this, a fluffy, with a light, orange colour, comes into the shop, carrying a bundle on her back. As she comes beside Plum, she lowers, her legs, and lets Plum remove the package from her. She then hugs Plum.
"Mummah!"
"Babbeh!"
The Berliner smiles, as he dotes on the mother fluffy and her child.
"Hazle could not bring herself to be separated from her mother, so I kept her here. As such, Plum has never been lonely, as one of her children is always by her side, and is helping me run this shop.”
As he says this, Hilda feels inclined to chime in.

Plum, A Loving Mother (Artist:FierceDeityLynx)
"Aside from helping out at this Christmas shop, Plum has also been helping to raise the FDL foals that come into the ABAP fluffmart. Because she is still lactating, she provides milk, as well as motherly care to the foals we receive, and she nurses them until they are old enough to be sold. She is one of a kind, and perhaps one of the best, and most loving mothers I have come across."
As Hilda says this, Hazle takes the moment to hug her mother again.
"Fwuffy wuv mummah! Mummah am bestest mummah in whowe wowl!"
As she says this, you look at Plum. She is smiling a bittersweet smile, as a tear drops from her eye.
END OF PART 3
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2020.10.14 21:52 THE-FLOATING-HEAD X hamster hidden

Consider the following, and take it with a hint of salt.
As we all know, Hamster Dance has an interesting presence on this album. While it’s only sampled once and in a blink-and-you’ll-miss-it spot, it is still featured prominently in Neil’s glasses. Now, why would Neil choose to put them in his glasses even if they weren’t that important in the first place? Just to be funny?
...
Well, probably. Yes. However, it’s always fun to speculate. Imagine if Neil was providing this as a clue of sorts to the true overarching story of this album, and the rest of what we need is hidden in plain site.
Hamster Dance is not a completely original composition. As many already know, the legendary dance track samples from Alan-A-Dale from Disney’s Robin Hood. Now, what’s the first thing that one thinks of when relating the internet with Disney’s Robin Hood?
Furries.
The anthro Disney connection goes deeper still. Two other tracks, Best (the Tailspin theme) and Sexual Lion King, sample from such projects. Sexual Lion King is a huge key here, as, well, it’s Sexual Lion King. Also, the track “Furries” uses Jimi Hendrix’s “Foxy Lady”, an interesting coincidence as the main love interests of Disney’s Robin Hood were both foxes. Hell, even having the Tailspin theme was one hell of a coincidence, seeing as Little John in Disney’s Robin Hood was voiced by the same voice actor as Baloo in the original Jungle Book, which in turn inspired the character in Tailspin.
Furthermore, the presence of Pokémon, another franchise with connections to the anthro community, and Rollercloser’s “I wanna [] you like an animal” indicate to me that at the very least foxy ladies were on Neil’s mind while making Mouth Silence.
What does this all mean? Hell if I know. Probably nothing, if I’m being honest. However, it is something interesting to me, and it makes me wonder if there’s something deeper.
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What this is: This is a weekly, curated listing of Kickstarter board game projects that are either:

All board game projects meeting those criteria will automatically be included, no need to ask. (The occasional non-board game project may also sneak in!)
Expect new lists each Sunday sometime between midnight and noon PST.
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Broadside Empires of Steel A fully printable tabletop miniatures game set in the era of the Dreadnought Battleship. // Has raised A$11,322 of A$3,000 so far. (~377%) ☑ 2 206 $22 / A$55 Oct 11 kicktraq bgg
PERTHRO A Norse mythology-inspired dice game for two players. // Has raised CHF13,392 of CHF3,500 so far. (~383%) ☑ 2 484 $20 / CHF28 Oct 12 kicktraq
Random Fun Generator, Dice Games from Steve Jackson Games A collection of over twenty dice games from Steve Jackson Games! Use any existing six-sided dice, or play using our many custom dice!!! // Has raised $79,119 of $500 so far. (~15824%) ☑ varies 3166 $15 / $25 Oct 12 kicktraq
Sharks Feeding Frenzy Life getting you down? Wouldn't you rather be a shark? Eat new and exciting people! // Has raised $11,309 of $10,000 so far. (~113%) ☑ 2 - 6 169 $29 / $67 Oct 13 kicktraq
Kingdom (2nd Edition) Build your community together. Fight for what you believe in… or watch it burn. A game about communities by the author of Microscope // Has raised $35,010 of $2,500 so far. (~1400%) ☑ 2 - 5 1214 $10 / $29 Oct 13 kicktraq #rpg #newedition
The Thing - The Boardgame The official board game inspired by the 1982 movie The Thing. // Has raised €318,357 of €42,000 so far. (~758%) ☑ 1 - 8 3995 $93 / €80 Oct 14 kicktraq bgg
Apogee: A New Space Tale A card management game from 1 to 5 players to discover the New Space // Has raised €110,467 of €20,000 so far. (~552%) ☑ 1 - 5 2014 $43 / €55 Oct 14 kicktraq bgg
Soulgivers Absorb the Souls of the fallen heroes and capture the Fragment to survive the Decay in this competitive strategy game for 2 players. // Has raised €64,148 of €40,000 so far. (~160%) ☑ 2 863 $82 / €74 Oct 14 kicktraq bgg
Fruit Salad: The Multiple Games in One Game We will be creating a board game called Fruit Salad. This game comes with 8 different games perfect for all kind of players. // Has raised $4,301 of $7,064 so far. (~61%) 1 - 10 30 $25 / $143 Oct 14 kicktraq
Bots Up Build a bot, send it to battle and compete to be the last bot standing!Find out more at botsupgame.com // Has raised £15,831 of £3,500 so far. (~452%) ☑ 2 - 5 546 $20 / £29 Oct 15 kicktraq bgg
Hogs Of War The Miniatures Game A 1-4 Player Tabletop Miniatures Game with Tech-Tree, Hidden Movement and Base-Building mechanics. Solo and Co-op Modes included! // Has raised £101,206 of £18,000 so far. (~562%) ☑ 1 - 4 1091 $88 / £93 Oct 15 kicktraq bgg
Office Buzz The Drinking Game To Become The CEO // Has raised $6,553 of $5,000 so far. (~131%) ☑ 3+ 231 $18 / $28 Oct 15 kicktraq
Machina Arcana ~ To Eternity A dark and immersive experience awaits you and your group of explorers. Travel the unknown, face cosmic horrors and fight for survival! // Has raised $447,554 of $30,000 so far. (~1492%) ☑ 1 - 4 5682 $25 / $79 Oct 15 kicktraq bgg #expansion
Best Left Buried: Deeper A new version of the rules light fantasy horror roleplaying game, Best Left Buried. // Has raised £23,277 of £10,000 so far. (~233%) ☑ ? 447 $13 / £52 Oct 15 kicktraq #rpg
Night Parade of a Hundred Yokai Raise an army of supernatural beings to haunt the islands of Japan in this asymmetrical engine building game! // Has raised $51,323 of $10,000 so far. (~513%) ☑ 1 - 4 904 $50 / $57 Oct 15 kicktraq bgg
10+ Game A Card Game for Players & Inventors // Has raised HK$104,132 of HK$46,500 so far. (~224%) ☑ 2 - 6 284 $24 / HK$367 Oct 15 kicktraq
Forgotten Depths A quick-playing but substantial experience of exploration and combat // Has raised $29,423 of $26,000 so far. (~113%) ☑ 1 - 3 994 $30 / $30 Oct 15 kicktraq bgg #take2
Mythalix: Chapter 1: Greek Mythology Gods and Titans clash in a new world.Battle opponents, control areas & build your deck in this light strategy board game. // Has raised £14,588 of £10,000 so far. (~146%) ☑ 2 - 4 316 $32 / £46 Oct 15 kicktraq bgg
THE 7th CITADEL After The 7th Continent, explore the world of the Collapsing Lands! // Has raised €2,238,010 of €300,000 so far. (~746%) ☑ 1 - 4 27409 $81 / €82 Oct 15 kicktraq bgg
Brick Logic: The Game A kid designed logic game that uses LEGO bricks. Great for pandemic fun. // Has raised $2,227 of $204 so far. (~1092%) ☑ 1+ 130 $12 / $17 Oct 15 kicktraq
Castaway Curse (Second Printing) The shipwreck adventure game, now available with international shipping! 2-6 players, 20 min/player. Ages 13+ // Has raised $1,748 of $1,000 so far. (~175%) ☑ 2 - 6 22 $100 / $79 Oct 15 kicktraq bgg #newedition
RUMSKI (Second Edition) A quick-thinking, rummy style, strategy card game // Has raised $2,904 of $3,500 so far. (~83%) 2 - 6 81 $13 / $36 Oct 15 kicktraq #take2
Set 🔥 Watch: Swords of the Coin ⚔️ The highly anticipated stand alone expansion to our acclaimed 1-4 player cooperative game, Set a Watch // Has raised $167,927 of $20,000 so far. (~840%) ☑ 1 - 4 3554 $28 / $47 Oct 15 kicktraq bgg #expansion
Ultimate Bestiary Miniatures A horde of miniatures for your tabletop adventures! Based on the best selling monster book; Revenge of the Horde! // Has raised $85,513 of $75,000 so far. (~114%) ☑ - 1229 $10 / $70 Oct 15 kicktraq #minis
What's The Point? - The Cactus Card Game What's The Point? is an exciting, family-friendly, and cacti-loaded card game! // Has raised $7,925 of $3,000 so far. (~264%) ☑ 2 - 6 156 $25 / $51 Oct 15 kicktraq
Lucky Luau Flower matching and lei making fun from beautiful Hawaii! // Has raised $5,204 of $4,000 so far. (~130%) ☑ 2 - 6 180 $15 / $29 Oct 15 kicktraq bgg
Choo Choo Game. The Choo Choo card game is a train building game for everyone. // Has raised A$761 of A$750 so far. (~101%) ☑ 2 - 12 19 $20 / A$40 Oct 15 kicktraq
Pets Gone Shady - Card Game A card game that lets you throw octopuses, deal with naked turtles and avoid hangry hamsters! // Has raised $25,190 of $12,500 so far. (~202%) ☑ 2 - 5 520 $20 / $48 Oct 16 kicktraq #newedition
Good vs Gooder Fun debates for funny people—a family-friendly party game celebrating the gooder things in life // Has raised $17,758 of $18,500 so far. (~96%) 3+ 209 $29 / $85 Oct 16 kicktraq
Dinosaur World and Dinosaur Island: Rawr 'n Write Dinosaur World and Dinosaur Island: Rawr 'n Write are two stand-alone games set in the Dinosaur Island Universe! // Has raised $642,373 of $25,000 so far. (~2569%) ☑ 2 - 4 7422 $30 / $87 Oct 16 kicktraq bgg
Brinkwood: The Blood of Tyrants A castlepunk Forged in the Dark roleplaying game. Mask up. Spill Blood. Drink the Rich. Join the discord! https://discord.gg/R72Endm // Has raised $48,598 of $10,000 so far. (~486%) ☑ ? 1644 $10 / $30 Oct 16 kicktraq #rpg
DOPPELT ODER NICHTS Ein Kartenspiel, bei dem niemand sicher ist. Du hast die Wahl, aber wenn du dich überschätzt, trifft es dich doppelt -ENGLISH AVAILABLE // Has raised €5,803 of €7,000 so far. (~83%) 4 - ? 115 $20 / €50 Oct 17 kicktraq
Escape Deathrace 2182 A pocket-sized table-top dungeon crawler that pits you against your friends (and aliens!) in a cosmic street race to save the galaxy! // Has raised $4,044 of $8,200 so far. (~49%) 1 - 4 45 $25 / $90 Oct 17 kicktraq bgg
Arms & Influence A political strategy card game, where you compete with neighboring nations to achieve world dominance. // Has raised $10,916 of $7,500 so far. (~146%) ☑ 3 - 4 215 $19 / $51 Oct 17 kicktraq bgg
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"Really Karen?" Party Board Game Live the life of a 'Karen' as you argue and complain around town with your friends in this hilarious party board game. // Has raised $2,715 of $10,000 so far. (~27%) 2 - 6 43 $30 / $63 Nov 06
13 Monsters: Armed to the Teeth - Battle expansion pack Supercharge your battles with 13 Monsters: Armed to the Teeth, the brand-new expansion pack for 13 Monsters: The game. // Has raised €1,558 of €6,500 so far. (~24%) 2 - 8 37 $30 / €42 Nov 05 bgg #expansion #reprint
Additive Drinking: The Card Game For Drinkers A fast paced and competitive drinking game. Influence your opponents drinking tasks to impossible levels using cards like +1, +4, x2. // Has raised $451 of $500 so far. (~90%) 2 teams 16 $12 / $28 Nov 02
Ambush Epic A semi-cooperative Dungeon game. Lead your hero to the creepy and darkest nook of the dungeon. // Has raised €14,570 of €25,000 so far. (~58%) 1 - 4 309 $42 / €47 Oct 29 bgg #take2
Animal Family A card game for the whole family. It matches animals in different family dynamics, which has rules for both ages 3 - 6 and 6 - 10. // Has raised $1 of $5,000 so far. (~0%) ? 1 $12 / $1 Dec 06
ANiMOZ - The trading card game of Australian animals The game changing conservation. Come be a Ranger! // Has raised A$12,836 of A$5,900 so far. (~218%) ☑ 1 - 4+ 198 $11 / A$65 Oct 31
Blood & Plunder: Raise the Black Golden age pirates join the world of Blood & Plunder as we move into the 18th century! // Has raised $220,954 of $120,000 so far. (~184%) ☑ 2 1133 $50 / $195 Nov 04 bgg #expansion #reprint
Bluffy pirates An extremely fun, highly competitive, strategic party game, suited for groups from 4 to 6 people. // Has raised €862 of €5,000 so far. (~17%) 4 - 6 25 $19 / €34 Oct 26
Card Bard A highly thematic card game where players take up the mantle of the bard! // Has raised $4,182 of $12,000 so far. (~35%) 2 - 4 70 $38 / $60 Nov 05 bgg
Cartographers Heroes + 3 Map Pack Expansions The stand-alone follow up to the critically acclaimed map-drawing game - Cartographers: A Roll Player Tale. // Has raised $218,516 of $20,000 so far. (~1093%) ☑ 1 - 100 4073 $22 / $54 Oct 23 bgg
Cooking Customers - Play Cards, Roll Dice & Don't Get Fired! Cooking Customers is a "stick it to your competition" card and dice game where you play cards, roll dice and try not to get fired! // Has raised $22 of $100 so far. (~22%) 2 - 10 3 $15 / $7 Oct 24 bgg #take2
Dice Command A semi-abstract tactical wargame for 2-4 players with dice action selection and engine building! // Has raised C$10169 of C$7000 so far. (~145%) ☑ 2 - 4 183 $35 / C$56 Nov 05
DICTATOR-Y LITTLE BITCH: A Cooperative Card/Board Game Team up with intelligent life forms from all over the Universe to resist the DICTATOR-Y LITTLE B!†₵Ħ before he totally Fµ₵кs the WORLD. // Has raised $1,357 of $13,000 so far. (~10%) 2 - 6 22 $34 / $62 Nov 02
Disciples - The Immoral Game of Cults and Consequences Start a cult! Perform ridiculous rituals, collect disciples and forget your morals in this fun global strategy tabletop game. // Has raised $2,653 of $3,333 so far. (~80%) 2 - 4 35 $38 / $76 Oct 30 bgg
Do You Realize How Much? An engaging, fun and surprising card game about our human footprint // Has raised €5,721 of €6,000 so far. (~95%) ? 145 $18 / €39 Nov 11
Dungeon Decorators A new tile-drafting light strategy game from the makers of The Red Dragon Inn! // Has raised $26,777 of $40,000 so far. (~67%) 2 - 4 476 $39 / $56 Oct 29 bgg
Dungeon Drop: Dropped Too Deep and Tavern Tales Prepare to drop deeper with an epic expansion to the premier "drop-style" tabletop game. Then complete your story with Tavern Tales! // Has raised $143,731 of $14,500 so far. (~991%) ☑ varies 2357 $16 / $61 Oct 29 bgg #expansion
Eternal Eight A Miniature War game with True 3D Castles and Villages! // Has raised $1,855 of $100,000 so far. (~2%) 1 - 4 19 $89 / $98 Nov 09
EvenQuads A new card deck, and five new games, featuring the biographies of women mathematicians through history. // Has raised $6,043 of $3,000 so far. (~201%) ☑ 1 - ? 146 $18 / $41 Nov 19
Fearsome Wilderness: the board game & miniatures collection a tabletop gaming experience crafted for gamers, hobbyists, and horror fans alike. // Has raised $17,390 of $10,000 so far. (~174%) ☑ 1 - 4 289 $49 / $60 Nov 05 bgg
Filibust! Party Card Game A party card game full of laughter; just don't let it out! You and your friends must keep a straight face saying your whacky lines. // Has raised $587 of $10,000 so far. (~6%) 3 - 8 10 $25 / $59 Dec 08
Frostpunk: The Board Game A city-survival game where heat means life and every decision comes at a cost. From the designers of Nemesis and This War of Mine: TBG. // Has raised €1,093,059 of €200,000 so far. (~547%) ☑ 1 - 4 9962 $89 / €110 Oct 28 bgg
Gun and Gun A fast-paced competitive card game featuring action-packed 1v1 duels and a two-deck draft system, brought to you straight from Japan. // Has raised $27,313 of $10,000 so far. (~273%) ☑ 2 438 $30 / $62 Oct 22 bgg
Herbaceous - Pocket Edition A new, compact version of Herbaceous that's just as relaxing and beautiful as the original // Has raised $18,466 of $4,500 so far. (~410%) ☑ 1 - 4 925 $15 / $20 Oct 19 bgg #newedition
Hey Doc, A adult party game for health care workers, students and anyone who finds bodily functions humerus! // Has raised $12,005 of $11,000 so far. (~109%) ☑ 3+ 269 $35 / $45 Nov 01 #take2 #lolwut
Hidden Society of the Gnomes: Great Invasion Gnomes are taking over the world! The invasion is inevitable! Will they succeed, or will the human race prevail? The choice is yours! // Has raised €222 of €60,000 so far. (~0%) 2 4 $47 / €56 Dec 08 #hmm
High Rise: The UltraPlastic Edition The tabletop board game about construction and corruption, now with gorgeous plastic buildings // Has raised $49,273 of $50,000 so far. (~99%) 1 - 4 706 $5 / $70 Oct 29 bgg #newedition #expansion
Jack Rabbit JAM: Battle Roulette A casino-style 1v1 game of strategy and luck, inspired by classic arcade fighters. // Has raised £83 of £777 so far. (~11%) 2 13 $10 / £6 Oct 28
Journey to Ecrya: A roleplay-driven board game Play as 1 of 8 unique heroes and embark on a dangerous journey through a rich fantasy landscape in this 2 to 4 players game. // Has raised €2,180 of €13,000 so far. (~17%) 2 - 4 53 $30 / €41 Nov 10 bgg
King of the West A quick Weird West area-control card game that fits in your pocket. Only $9! // Has raised $2,169 of $3,500 so far. (~62%) 2 - 9 86 $9 / $25 Nov 03 bgg
Mighty Armies: Invasion The dead have risen! The living must form armies as they combat the forces of foul necromancers. Welcome to Invasion. // Has raised $1,441 of $500 so far. (~288%) ☑ 2? 22 $10 / $66 Oct 18
MUD: A Political Card Game The dirty game of American elections. // Has raised $19,427 of $12,000 so far. (~162%) ☑ 2 - 6 394 $25 / $49 Nov 02 bgg
NOONGK - the future is already here! Harness the power of technologies and leverage them as a tool to achieve the sustainable development agenda. // Has raised €182 of €30,000 so far. (~1%) ? 5 $35 / €36 Nov 11 #hmm
Pocket Paragons 3-minute Asymmetrical Duel // Has raised $11,591 of $8,000 so far. (~145%) ☑ 2 214 $20 / $54 Nov 05 bgg
Prosperitea A simple and elegant card game about blending, selling, and trading loose leaf tea. From the studio that brought you Cantankerous Cats! // Has raised $3,714 of $20,000 so far. (~19%) 3 - 6 95 $29 / $39 Nov 02 bgg
Rainbow Unicorn Rescue Rainbow Unicorn Rescue is a true family board game; created by two young sisters and brought to life with a little help from dad. // Has raised $4,046 of $5,000 so far. (~81%) 2 - 4 56 $30 / $72 Nov 01
Random Fun Generator, Dice Games from Steve Jackson Games A collection of over twenty dice games from Steve Jackson Games! Use any existing six-sided dice, or play using our many custom dice!!! // Has raised $79,119 of $500 so far. (~15824%) ☑ varies 3166 $15 / $25 Oct 12
Rathskellers Modular Table : For Dining, Gaming & RPG's Rathskellers' 1st kickstarter project ! Presenting Sunnygeeks: A truly epic & modular table for Dining, Gaming & RPGs. // Has raised €269,740 of €100,000 so far. (~270%) ☑ - 231 $1182 / €1,168 Nov 12 #bling
Reputation: The Game of Fame A scandalous card game about your journey to superstardom. // Has raised A$1,155 of A$1,500 so far. (~77%) ? 25 $18 / A$46 Nov 02
ROTTEN MINIATURES MMXX Resin miniatures in dark fantasy style for players, collectors, and painters. // Has raised €4,486 of €2,500 so far. (~179%) ☑ - 79 $10 / €57 Nov 07 #minis
RPG Battles: The Card Game The easiest roleplaying, cards, and strategy game ever! Based on the mechanics of the Pathfinder RPG, without the complication. #TTRPG // Has raised $961 of $1,000 so far. (~96%) 2 - 6 31 $15 / $31 Nov 06 bgg
Sig: City of Blades Cosmopolitan Planar Fantasy, Forged in the Dark // Has raised C$15246 of C$10000 so far. (~152%) ☑ ? 354 $19 / C$43 Oct 30 #rpg
Solid Oak Dice Tower Evolution Dice tower / tray / storage combo // Has raised £1,605 of £400 so far. (~401%) ☑ - 26 $39 / £62 Oct 29 #bling
Spindlewheel A tarot-like interpretive storytelling game where you weave a story from card to card. // Has raised $19,970 of $5,000 so far. (~399%) ☑ ? 321 $35 / $62 Nov 07 #rpg
Studies in Sorcery Studies in Sorcery is an engine building and drafting game for 1-4 players about getting your master's degree in the dark arts. // Has raised $16,327 of $5,900 so far. (~277%) ☑ 1 - 4 545 $19 / $30 Oct 29 bgg
Takkure, a cyberpunk rugby game In a violent cyberpunk universe, the players take on the role of coaches to lead teams of 4 players. // Has raised €19,734 of €13,000 so far. (~152%) ☑ 2 282 $77 / €70 Oct 25 bgg
The Conquistadors A game simulating the Spanish conquest of the Americas from 1518-1548 // Has raised $6,373 of $2,500 so far. (~255%) ☑ 1 - 5 80 $64 / $80 Oct 27 bgg
The Sleepover A lightly horror themed family friendly co-op board game. Where you have to restore power to the house before the Boogeyman gets you. // Has raised $2,569 of $27,000 so far. (~10%) 2 - 6 32 $45 / $80 Nov 06
Time Vault Soccer - The football card game A 2 player starter pack and expansion for the original Time Vault Soccer "Debut" set - with added World Cup-ness. // Has raised £613 of £1,000 so far. (~61%) 2 - 6 14 $27 / £44 Nov 05 bgg #expansion #newedition
To The Moon And Back A fun and highly tactical board game where in up to six players compete against eachother as intergalactic parcel couriers. // Has raised €3,724 of €20,000 so far. (~19%) 2 - 6 68 $48 / €55 Nov 05
TorKings: The World's Greatest Strategic Alignment Game UNTAMED and UNLEASHED - The genre's EXTREME UPGRADE of gameplay and hardware is here. // Has raised A$38,686 of A$5,000 so far. (~774%) ☑ 2 - 6 406 $39 / A$95 Oct 27 bgg
Truth or lie, do you know your friends? The boardgame where you will have to discover if your friends are lying or telling the truth, with the most intimate questions // Has raised €322 of €2,200 so far. (~15%) ? 8 $24 / €40 Nov 03
Unforgiven: The Lincoln Assassination Trial Relive one of the most famous trials in US history--a tense, tabletop duel where you sway a jury & a nation for swift justice. // Has raised $22,177 of $7,999 so far. (~277%) ☑ 2 373 $29 / $59 Oct 31 bgg
WOKE UP! “There is no such thing as a single issue struggle"Audre Lorde (Black, Lesbian, Mother, Warrior) // Has raised £1 of £4,600 so far. (~0%) 2 - 6 1 $20 / £1 Nov 04
Yonder: A Fantasy Tabletop Roleplaying Game Refugees from a cataclysm venture into a magical land where they are transformed as they reveal their inner nature. // Has raised C$8192 of C$6000 so far. (~137%) ☑ ? 176 $19 / C$47 Nov 01 #rpg
You Don't Know Me: The Friendship Party Game Testing friendships since 2020. // Has raised C$2957 of C$8000 so far. (~37%) 3 - 6+ 36 $19 / C$82 Nov 05
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Footnotes Tip Jar These lists take time and money to put together. Not a lot, but a little. If you enjoy them, maybe toss me a buck now and then. Signing up for a free AirTable account via my referral link can help, too. Plus, it's swell!
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2020.10.09 13:29 gamerboy123p New possible clues?

Not sure if anyone has thought of this, and when I google it I don't see anything come up. I've never played any of Accounting Plus but love the idea of this mystery, so thought I'd put it out there if anyone else with more knowledge of the game and zoo level mystery wanted to check it out? Earlier this year the new Justin Roiland series "Solar Opposites" released on Hulu, and in the 7th episode, there is a hidden backstory where the alien family kidnaps a bear from a zoo. It's seen in the background behind the main plot, which is a bunch of shrunken people living in a sort of hamster-habitat (I absolutely love this story line btw) but you can see the family and the story unfolding through the hamster cages glass. This episode is insanely different from the rest of the season, and it just hit me that once again, there's now a second zoo-themed mystery Roiland has made and released. I don't know if there's possibly any hints in the episode, like if someone can read animated lips or spot any details around, that might help the zoo level mystery? I just love a good easter egg hunt, hopefully this helps someone!
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2020.09.27 07:54 Zelbinian Hamster x hidden

What this is: This is a weekly, curated listing of Kickstarter board game projects that are either:

All board game projects meeting those criteria will automatically be included, no need to ask. (The occasional non-board game project may also sneak in!)
Expect new lists each Sunday sometime between midnight and noon PST.
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Assault on the Marmot King Assault on the Marmot King is a flip-and-write game, in PnP format,of square puzzle, patterns and road building. // Has raised €2,235 of €250 so far. (~894%) ☑ 1 - 5 362 $2 / €6 Sep 28 kicktraq bgg
CH35S a 2-player, 20 min. war game for $1 // Has raised $1,878 of $35 so far. (~5366%) ☑ 2 362 $1 / $5 Sep 28 kicktraq
Atma: A Roleplaying Card Game A full-fledged RPG in 2 hours. For roleplaying novices and experts alike. // Has raised $29,556 of $20,000 so far. (~148%) ☑ 2 - 5 782 $15 / $38 Sep 28 kicktraq #rpg
Xmas PileUP A pocket-sized, Christmas-themed, stacking-dexterity game for the whole family. Featuring cute Christmas tree shaped meeples! // Has raised £8,181 of £1,000 so far. (~818%) ☑ 2 - 4 362 $13 / £23 Sep 29 kicktraq
WAY OF THE SAMURAI : Blood and Bushido A Solo Card Game of Samurai Fights! // Has raised €44,859 of €5,000 so far. (~897%) ☑ 1 1623 $11 / €28 Sep 29 kicktraq bgg #reprint #expansion
Gone Bunkers A card game for people who love war games and nuking their friends. Did we mention you are also going against robots & aliens? // Has raised $3,138 of $3,500 so far. (~90%) 2 - 6 50 $20 / $63 Sep 30 kicktraq
War and Peace 6th Edition The 6th edition of Mark McLaughlin's War and Peace // Has raised $50,627 of $22,000 so far. (~230%) ☑ 2 474 $39 / $107 Sep 30 kicktraq #newedition
Monsters on Board A spooky dice-drafting game with custom dice, 3D cardboard cars and colorful monster minis // Has raised $186,456 of $30,000 so far. (~622%) ☑ 1 - 4 2643 $54 / $71 Sep 30 kicktraq bgg
Rebellion A Social Deduction Party Game // Has raised $6,636 of $10,000 so far. (~66%) 6 - 17 59 $25 / $112 Sep 30 kicktraq
Cracker Games One giant cracker. Six brilliant games. Reusable, re-playable & plastic-free. The perfect addition to your Christmas table. // Has raised £7,852 of £2,000 so far. (~393%) ☑ varies 227 $13 / £35 Oct 01 kicktraq
RIFTFORCE Elegant deck construction and tense hand management packed in 1 box. A duel game from an experienced team with 3150 possible match ups. // Has raised €23,516 of €10,000 so far. (~235%) ☑ 2 806 $30 / €29 Oct 01 kicktraq bgg
Autofarmer: The card game A competitive card game about growing cannabis. Withstand nature and opponents in the merciless world of danky dank weed growers. // Has raised $12,506 of $15,000 so far. (~83%) 2 - 4 126 $12 / $99 Oct 01 kicktraq bgg #expansion #reprint
Streets An urban tile laying game for 1-5 players from the designer of Villagers. // Has raised £256,108 of £29,500 so far. (~868%) ☑ 1 - 5 6709 $49 / £38 Oct 01 kicktraq bgg
The Pet Cemetery Chain cards together to outwit, outplay, and race your friends to the end in this light 30-min pet monster themed board game. // Has raised C$18266 of C$10000 so far. (~183%) ☑ 2 - 6 364 $30 / C$50 Oct 01 kicktraq bgg
Philosophia: Floating World An epic sandbox adventure set in feudal Japan. Philosophia: Floating World is a fully simultaneous deckbuilder for 1 to 6 players. // Has raised £63,336 of £24,000 so far. (~264%) ☑ 1 - 6 843 $88 / £75 Oct 01 kicktraq bgg
Finger Your Friends! YOU ARE THE GAME! Tell awesome stories, answer awkward questions, accept ridiculous challenges & Finger Your Friends! // Has raised $635 of $25 so far. (~2540%) ☑ 4 - 6 21 $25 / $30 Oct 01 kicktraq #nsfw
LG TACTICS - Strategy-Lite Card Game The easy to learn battle game with a clean fantasy style // Has raised $7,306 of $1,250 so far. (~584%) ☑ 1 - ? 292 $15 / $25 Oct 01 kicktraq
Flourish A delightful game about crafting gardens from the creators of Everdell. In English, German, and French. // Has raised $116,989 of $15,000 so far. (~780%) ☑ 1 - 7 3107 $39 / $38 Oct 01 kicktraq bgg
Twisted's Monstrous Marvels Monumental miniatures hand-sculpted and made in Australia. // Has raised A$17,403 of A$6,000 so far. (~290%) ☑ - 121 $37 / A$144 Oct 01 kicktraq #minis
Devil in the Wilderness Get in on this game of witch hunting in Colonial America.. where you can be the hunter, the hunted... or both! // Has raised $3,117 of $1,500 so far. (~208%) ☑ 2 - 5 35 $15 / $89 Oct 01 kicktraq
Tomorrow Dies Today A strategy board game with 3 game modes: Syndicate (Solo/Cooperative), Mayhem (Team vs Team), and Cutthroat (Competitive/Co-Op Hybrid) // Has raised $18,861 of $15,000 so far. (~126%) ☑ 1 - 6 173 $65 / $109 Oct 01 kicktraq bgg
The Reckoners: Steelslayer An expansion to the cooperative board game based on the books by Brandon Sanderson. // Has raised $278,616 of $50,000 so far. (~557%) ☑ 1 - 6 3171 $59 / $88 Oct 01 kicktraq bgg #expansion
Carbon City Zero: World Edition Carbon City Zero: World Edition is a collaborative deck-building game, in which players develop a sustainable city. // Has raised £17,286 of £4,000 so far. (~432%) ☑ 1 - 4 565 $20 / £31 Oct 02 kicktraq bgg #newedition
Code On Code On is a problem-solving card game that involves cracking the genetic code! More details at: http://www.cognition-games.com // Has raised €6,262 of €6,000 so far. (~104%) ☑ 2 - 4 126 $22 / €50 Oct 02 kicktraq
Divine Harem Card Game Let your lust filled needs run wild in this fun and sexy card game, where you must beat your opponents to build a Divine Harem. // Has raised £48,631 of £500 so far. (~9726%) ☑ 2 - 4 566 $32 / £86 Oct 02 kicktraq #nsfw
Oak & Steel a 3.5x game set in the American Old West // Has raised $6,124 of $12,000 so far. (~51%) 2 - 4 149 $45 / $41 Oct 02 kicktraq bgg #take2
Hedgeways Lay your hedges as field boundaries in this timeless game. Who can win by enclosing more land? // Has raised £1,594 of £2,000 so far. (~80%) 2 48 $34 / £33 Oct 02 kicktraq
Embarcadero Build the city of San Francisco on the hulls of abandoned ships during the California Gold Rush. // Has raised $40,671 of $5,000 so far. (~813%) ☑ 1 - 5 739 $60 / $55 Oct 02 kicktraq bgg
As You 'Wich A Hilarious Game for Sandwich Lovers // Has raised $23,814 of $10,000 so far. (~238%) ☑ 3 - 8 558 $20 / $43 Oct 02 kicktraq
FUTURES Imagine and share your stories of alternative future worlds. // Has raised C$5340 of C$2500 so far. (~214%) ☑ 1 - 8 241 $19 / C$22 Oct 03 kicktraq
Name That Puppy A card game for all ages where you compete to pick the best name for different adorable puppies. // Has raised $621 of $500 so far. (~124%) ☑ ? 22 $20 / $28 Oct 03 kicktraq
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'Dogs & Pigs' - 5,000-year-old board game PIECES The game was found intact (minus the board), but NOBODY KNOWS HOW TO PLAY IT // Has raised $24 of $45 so far. (~53%) ? 22 $1 / $1 Oct 23
Awakening of the Gods Memory Board Game // Has raised €71 of €300 so far. (~24%) 1 - 4 3 $41 / €24 Nov 24
Barking Spiders Card Game A card game created for the whole family to enjoy while locked in together breathing each other's fumes. // Has raised $1,425 of $22,000 so far. (~6%) ? 26 $20 / $55 Oct 23
BOCK HERO A beautiful card battle game - with a DRINKING twist - featuring 4 unique factions, and more to come! // Has raised C$1549 of C$9000 so far. (~17%) 2 - 4 29 $23 / C$53 Oct 28
Cactus Town Tension! Chaos! Fun! A fast-playing action programming game for 2-4 players. // Has raised €61,459 of €25,000 so far. (~246%) ☑ 2 - 4 1249 $30 / €49 Oct 20 bgg
Covid-19 Card Game A card game that promotes proper hygiene precautionary measures necessary for the prevention of the Covid-19 virus. // Has raised NZ$1 of NZ$1,500 so far. (~0%) 2 - 6 1 $10 / NZ$1 Oct 13
Crash Octopus Collect the treasures and escape the giant octopus! A super fun, flicking dexterity game from Japan. // Has raised ¥4,050,309 of ¥500,000 so far. (~810%) ☑ 2 - 4 744 $31 / ¥5,444 Oct 27 bgg
Cybersplit Sci-Fi\Cyberpunk resin miniatures for painters, collectors, and tabletop games.28mm, 54mm, 75mm // Has raised C$5442 of C$6000 so far. (~91%) - 56 $16 / C$97 Oct 22 #minis
D12 Domino Deck Double 12 dominoes set in top quality playing card form. The classic casual game for all ages. Portable and convenient. // Has raised £101 of £2,500 so far. (~4%) varies 5 $18 / £20 Oct 01
Dangerous A newly localized card game from a great indie publisher in Japan. // Has raised $1,032 of $500 so far. (~206%) ☑ 2 - 4 61 $18 / $17 Oct 09 bgg
Dinosaur World and Dinosaur Island: Rawr 'n Write Dinosaur World and Dinosaur Island: Rawr 'n Write are two stand-alone games set in the Dinosaur Island Universe! // Has raised $467,423 of $25,000 so far. (~1870%) ☑ 2 - 4 5849 $30 / $80 Oct 16 bgg
DOG CATCHER - THE CARD GAME Fast Paced Trick taking card game with a lovable twist – DOGS. // Has raised $1,605 of $1,250 so far. (~128%) ☑ 2 - 6 35 $20 / $46 Oct 22
Down the Old Rail Line, vol. 1 A single-player journaling game about a bike journey through a fantastical world // Has raised $405 of $100 so far. (~405%) ☑ 1 26 $3 / $16 Oct 09
DRINKIT For each deck : 2 games - 10 ways to play // Has raised €412 of €2,000 so far. (~21%) 3+ 17 $14 / €24 Nov 24 #lolwut #take2
Dungeon Universalis (Second Printing) Dungeon Universalis: the definitive dungeon crawler. // Has raised €349,354 of €80,000 so far. (~437%) ☑ 1 - 6 2253 $41 / €155 Oct 19 bgg #reprint
Galactic Era an innovative, epic space strategy boardgame about Darkness and Light // Has raised €22,426 of €17,700 so far. (~127%) ☑ 1 - 6 294 $69 / €76 Oct 25 bgg #take2
Ganjifa Play Trick-taking game with Indian-style designed cards, temple figures, and wooden chips. Train your memory and tactical skills. // Has raised $2,398 of $7,000 so far. (~34%) 2 - 4 31 $54 / $77 Nov 05 bgg
Gatefall: Lost in the North Woods Expansion The first expansion to Gatefall, with characters created by artist Alexei Konev. // Has raised $30,897 of $35,000 so far. (~88%) ? 683 $39 / $45 Oct 22 bgg #expansion
GEMJI > Limitless Tabletop Experience Multigame System Ultra-compact hybrid magnetic play system that now does 30+ different games and is a 3D constructor, too. But also so much more! SUB! // Has raised $18,336 of $8,000 so far. (~229%) ☑ 1 - 18 287 $10 / $64 Oct 23
Good Strong Hands RPG A darkly whimsical game about saving your fantastical world. // Has raised $7,265 of $3,000 so far. (~242%) ☑ ? 159 $20 / $46 Oct 22 #rpg
Gunslinger A card game of quick-draw duels and survival // Has raised $721 of $20,000 so far. (~4%) ? 12 $25 / $60 Oct 21
Hogs Of War The Miniatures Game A 1-4 Player Tabletop Miniatures Game with Tech-Tree, Hidden Movement and Base-Building mechanics. Solo and Co-op Modes included! // Has raised £94,878 of £18,000 so far. (~527%) ☑ 1 - 4 1026 $88 / £92 Oct 15 bgg
Hybrids A competitive strategy board game featuring disgustingly cute, genetically pliable Blibs. // Has raised $2,032 of $38,000 so far. (~5%) 3 - 6 21 $60 / $97 Oct 25 bgg
Kingdom (2nd Edition) Build your community together. Fight for what you believe in… or watch it burn. A game about communities by the author of Microscope // Has raised $17,840 of $2,500 so far. (~714%) ☑ 2 - 5 638 $10 / $28 Oct 13 #rpg #newedition
LINEHAULER Become King of the Road with the Linehauler Board gameBy Aussie Road Train // Has raised A$900 of A$28,000 so far. (~3%) 1 - 4 13 $36 / A$69 Oct 22
Lord of the Chords: Bach for an Encore! The Punniest Music Theory Card Game - Kickstarter-Exclusive Foil Cards - $230K+ Previously Raised - 6000 First Edition Copies SOLD OUT // Has raised S$56,621 of S$15,000 so far. (~377%) ☑ 2 - 4 754 $38 / S$75 Oct 22 bgg #reprint
Lose your in-laws! The card game that keeps your in-laws out, especially your mother-in-law!! // Has raised €1,278 of €14,100 so far. (~9%) 2 - 6 37 $23 / €35 Oct 23
Lost To Time Embark on an epic adventure and gain unimaginable treasure in this exhilarating and innovative real-time co-operative board game! // Has raised C$13557 of C$27000 so far. (~50%) 2 - 4 226 $49 / C$60 Oct 17 bgg
Machina Arcana ~ To Eternity A dark and immersive experience awaits you and your group of explorers. Travel the unknown, face cosmic horrors and fight for survival! // Has raised $265,568 of $30,000 so far. (~885%) ☑ 1 - 4 3519 $25 / $75 Oct 15 bgg #expansion
Madoshi: Priests of the Sun and Moon A 1 to 2 player pattern-matching game of Japanese magic and elements. // Has raised $1,647 of $3,000 so far. (~55%) 1 - 2 61 $15 / $27 Oct 11 bgg
MAGDA --The Card Game Travel the Universe in this Solo-Play Card Game inspired by 80's sci-fi thrillers. But beware, your AI has grown sentient--and deadly. // Has raised $5,714 of $3,000 so far. (~190%) ☑ 1 160 $20 / $36 Oct 22 bgg
March on the Drina - WW1 World War One strategy board game covering Balkan Peninsula Theater. // Has raised $4,117 of $5,350 so far. (~77%) 2 - 4 75 $55 / $55 Oct 21 bgg
Martial Art: Clans The great clans of Japan rise for war in this tactical card game. // Has raised $4,461 of $3,000 so far. (~149%) ☑ 2 - 4 193 $9 / $23 Oct 22 #expansion
Midnight Pig A game about strategy, survival, monsters and murder. // Has raised £1,342 of £3,000 so far. (~45%) 3 - 6 32 $32 / £42 Oct 25
Mother of Frankenstein An immersive puzzle game based on the life of Mary Shelley, author of Frankenstein // Has raised $49,056 of $33,000 so far. (~149%) ☑ 1 - 6 400 $10 / $123 Oct 24 bgg
Neko Harbour: The Card Game A strategy card game that brings 2-4 players to see penguins in Antarctica! // Has raised €5,444 of €5,000 so far. (~109%) ☑ 2 - 4 250 $30 / €22 Oct 20 bgg
Night Parade of a Hundred Yokai Raise an army of supernatural beings to haunt the islands of Japan in this asymmetrical engine building game! // Has raised $35,865 of $10,000 so far. (~359%) ☑ 1 - 4 700 $50 / $51 Oct 15 bgg
Paranoid The brand new party game bringing together secrets, silliness and a healthy dose of Paranoia! // Has raised £411 of £15,000 so far. (~3%) ? 20 $20 / £21 Nov 01
Pets Gone Shady - Card Game A card game that lets you throw octopuses, deal with naked turtles and avoid hangry hamsters! // Has raised $22,155 of $12,500 so far. (~177%) ☑ 2 - 5 449 $20 / $49 Oct 16 #newedition
REKD The Game The new party game for shameless people // Has raised $371 of $3,800 so far. (~10%) 3+ 10 $19 / $37 Oct 16 #lolwut
Return to Planet Apocalypse Two new expansions for the renowned Planet Apocalypse boardgame PLUS a sourcebook to bring the Apocalypse to your D&D 5e campaign // Has raised $468,334 of $50,000 so far. (~937%) ☑ 1 - 5 3345 $69 / $140 Oct 05 bgg #rpg #expansion #reprint
Scrub's Center for American Medicine A card drafting and line management tabletop game to operate the most profitable Ward at SCAM. Everyone is valued at SCAM! // Has raised $1,188 of $10,000 so far. (~12%) 2 - 4 21 $25 / $57 Nov 08 bgg
Set 🔥 Watch: Swords of the Coin ⚔️ The highly anticipated stand alone expansion to our acclaimed 1-4 player cooperative game, Set a Watch // Has raised $126,525 of $20,000 so far. (~633%) ☑ 1 - 4 2862 $28 / $44 Oct 15 bgg #expansion
Shaolia 2nd print & expansion A fast-paced, dueling game of fantasy kingdom building filled with deadly strategy & clever tactics // Has raised $38,299 of $20,000 so far. (~191%) ☑ 1 - 4 647 $25 / $59 Oct 23 bgg #reprint #expansion
SLEEP TIGHT Drag your fears into the light and escape the Sandman in this action card game by waking up and saving your soul before dawn // Has raised $5,321 of $3,500 so far. (~152%) ☑ 2 - 4 302 $20 / $18 Oct 21 bgg
Song of Steel, the miniature game 28mm miniature set, made of metal, core book, cards and tokens, 2 initial races // Has raised €767 of €13,200 so far. (~6%) 2+ 13 $34 / €59 Oct 16
SouthSide Let's take a trip thru the SouthSide with this sick and twisted party game of sex, drugs, and your mom. // Has raised $161 of $19,615 so far. (~1%) 4 - 10 5 $40 / $32 Nov 24 #lolwut
Stage 3 4 player co-op game. You play as a health worker to slow the spread of infections and limit the number of patients heading to the ICU // Has raised A$2,953 of A$28,000 so far. (~11%) 4 32 $50 / A$92 Oct 22
Temple of Caelum Only by uniting forces can the Heroes of Caelum and the Daughters of Hell stop this destruction and save our worlds! // Has raised $475 of $35,000 so far. (~1%) 2 - 4 12 $70 / $40 Oct 18
Ten Suns: Dawn of China You are invincible, but your power is fading as time passes. Solidify your authority among the Gods of China before you grow too weak. // Has raised S$13,365 of S$9,000 so far. (~148%) ☑ 2 - 6 346 $20 / S$39 Oct 06 bgg
THE 7th CITADEL After The 7th Continent, explore the world of the Collapsing Lands! // Has raised €1,527,574 of €300,000 so far. (~509%) ☑ 1 - 4 21599 $81 / €71 Oct 15 bgg
The Dragon & Flagon: The Brew That Is True A freshly brewed expansion for Dragon & Flagon! // Has raised $11,592 of $3,000 so far. (~386%) ☑ 2 - 8 288 $30 / $40 Oct 09 bgg #expansion
The Heist: Card Game The Heist is a fun social deduction game for up to 8 players. take on your role as a cop or robber and complete your objective. // Has raised $3 of $2,500 so far. (~0%) 4 - 8 3 $12 / $1 Oct 31
The Landing: Gallipoli, 1915 A quick solo historical game of the first day of the Australian and New Zealand Corps' amphibious assault at Gallipoli. // Has raised $3,404 of $300 so far. (~1135%) ☑ 1 104 $25 / $33 Oct 08 bgg
The Thing - The Boardgame The official board game inspired by the 1982 movie The Thing. // Has raised €208,287 of €42,000 so far. (~496%) ☑ 1 - 8 2726 $93 / €76 Oct 14 bgg
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2020.09.24 09:58 finallyizzy Hidden hamster x

So I’ve had my dwarf hamsters for just over a year now and in that time I’ve gone on holiday twice. Both these times, they eat so much less than when I’m here. Usually they hoard about 1/3 of the food and when I come back I find what looks like ALL of the food hidden around the cage and the bowls will still have food in (when I’m here they empty the bowls almost immediately)
Could the hamsters have anxiety because I, their sole owner, have gone away? Can they tell I’m not there and it stops them eating as much? I hate the idea that when I’m gone a few days they get anxious :(
Edit: my friend hamster sits when I’m away so they are being fed and cleaned everyday still.
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2020.09.17 11:04 _Snackademic_ X hamster hidden

Saturday, September 19 It's a nice enough day out. The sky is mostly free of clouds, leaving an expanse of pale blue stretching on far beyond the castle's grounds. A chilly autumn the wind rolls off of the lake and across the hills of the castle grounds. It's the first day that really FEELS like autumn, at least it feels that way to Simon. While most of his classmates were going down to Hogsmeade today, Simon had other plans. He'd gotten up early, readied a big Bag 'O Stuff and then made his way down to the courtyard where he would wait for a Hufflepuff named Finch. They had a lot to talk about, it seemed.
The courtyard quickly crowds with eager students handing in their permission slips, and the din of excited chatter was in the air. Simon waited, leaning against that fountain in the middle, when he sees the kid come out and he looked rough. Circles under his eyes, like he hadn't slept well in a while, and he walked with a sort of spaced-out expression. Wasting no time, Simon hopped down off of the fountain and quickly weaved his way over to Finch. When he got close enough, Simon grabbed Finch by the forearm. Finch frowns and turns toward him, startled.
"We need to talk, dude." Simon says, his voice tense and serious. Finch's eyes narrow a bit as he places exactly who he's talking to.
"Simon Tully." he says, "Look, I don't know what y--"
"It's about Eden. And the...Thing. Whatever. The room. I know." Simon says and that definitely seems to catch Finch's attention. The Hufflepuff boy's jaw clenched a little and he nods, sighing. He was wondering when you'd come looking for him.
"Shit. Alright." he says, arms crossing his chest. "Lead the way."
The two went back into the castle, quietly stalking the halls until they got to a classroom a few halls from the courtyard. It was locked, though Simon had an easy enough time getting through the lock, and empty; abandoned. Judging by the dust and the stale, musty air it'd been that way for a long time. Finch stepped inside first.
"What do you need? Is Eden alright?" Finch asks. Simon shrugs a little.
"Yeah, she's okay. As okay as she's gonna be. You know, all things considered." Simon says, his tone a bit accusatory. Finch shifts his weight. Simon continues, "I wanna know everything you know about this Thing and what it's doing to Eden." Simon says, flatly. Finch groans.
"Simon, I--I don't know what Eden told you, but I don't actually know much about it at all. I'm doing research, but I haven't found anything in the library." says Finch, "I gave my sister a piece to examine, but you know how slow the Ministry is."
"The fucking Ministry? Jesus fuckin' Christ on a goddamned stick! So that's it? No more glass bits? Nothing? You just...handed off your only piece of evidence to the goddamn Ministry. Un-fuckin'-believable."
"Hey, no; I gave it to my sister. Callie knows all about this stuff, she could have been an auror, if she wanted to be." says Finch and Simon rolls his eyes.
"Well, your sister's not here, Finch. So lot of fuckin' good that does us." says Simon with a groan. Finch puts his hands on his waist as Simon begins to pace.
"I've been looking through the library, too. I haven't been able to find anything concrete." Finch says and Simon stops, flailing his hands about as he talks.
"Well fuckin' doi man, what, you think you're gonna find 'Curses and Shadowmen for Dummies'?" Simon exclaims, and Finch, frustrated, snaps back.
"Alright then, genius, what's your plan?" he demands, though it seemed Simon HAD actually given it some thought.
"Fuck the library and the ministry, man. Alright, fuckin', you need to think outside the box a little! Like...the Evil Hamster Ball, okay, it could only have been there in that room for one of two reasons: either someone didn't want it to be found, or..." Simon trails off and Finch picks up the rest.
"....or they did want someone to find it. So, what, you think we're dealing with an actual big-boy curse?" Finch asks. Simon shrugs.
"Fuck if I know. But figuring that out would be helpful."
"And how are we supposed to do that? Root around and hope we find Thaddeus J. McVillain's diary?" Finch asks and Simon chuckles.
"Not exactly. Look, lots of different sorts of glass and crystal are used in different types of spell work, right? So if we can figure what kind of material the Evil Hamster Ball was made from, that might be a good jumping off point." says Simon and Finch nods a little; that was definitely a good point.
"And if we do that," Finch muses, "Then we can research different uses for it and narrow it down that way."
"Now you're usin' your head." Simon says, tapping on his temple with his finger. "Come on; we need to check that shit out, like, yesterday."
Finch stopped then and looks Simon over suspiciously once more.
"We?"
"Yeah. We. It's a word that denotes two or more people belonging to a group. In this particular example--"
"I know what it means," Finch snaps, "You're not goin' to the room."
"Uh, yeah. I am." Simon says and Finch shakes his head.
"No! Somethin' happens to you, Eden's gonna kill me. No it's safer to--"
"If something happens to Eden because you wouldn't help me find that fucking room, then I'm gonna kill you. Your choice, Finch." Simon says and Finch shakes his head.
"I'm not sure I like you very much." says Finch and Simon chuckles.
"Ask me if I give a shit." Simon replies, "Eden's getting worse. We need to do something and I'll eventually find it, with or without you."
"Fine." Finch says, a bit lost in thought, "Fine. I'll take you there. But we've got to be careful up there, okay? You never know what'll happen. And Eden doesn't find out about this."
"Obviously. You think I want her to snap my neck in twain? Not likely." Simon chuckles, shouldering his bag. "Now let's go to the damn room and on the way, tell me everything you can about the Thing and what's been happening."
So the two snuck through the castle corridors, gradually making progress up seven flights of stairs. They didn't HAVE to sneak, obviously; it was Saturday morning, they weren't breaking any rules. And yet both of them felt that they were doing something bad, something dangerous. The portraits all looked down at them with judgy, painty eyes.
Finch was honest, telling Simon what he could about the Thing, their encounter, and its persistent presence. Dreams, reflections, even in real life starting in the last few weeks. Simon felt that whatever was going on was quickly starting to accelerate. He didn't want to think about how bad it would likely be within the next couple weeks. As Finch explained, he couldn't help but note that whatever was going in, it sounded like both Finch and Eden were affected by the same things but were showing different symptoms. Both were experiencing paranoia, nightmares, exhaustion. But Finch had been seeing a manifestation of some kind and Eden, well...her feelings of panic and unease seemed to be fairly persistent in their own right; her feelings of paranoia and exhaustion seemed to hit her a lot worse.
After a bit, they turned the last corner on the seventh floor where they saw the door at the end of hall. Simon stopped, frowning, and looks around the passage.
"What's wrong?" asks Finch. Simon shakes his head.
"This door wasn't here. I've been looking for this goddamn fuckin' asshole door for almost two goddamn weeks and there has never been a door here." he states, his jaw clenching. Was the room, or the thing in it, hiding? Why couldn't Simon find it by himself, but Finch and Eden could apparently both find it easily. Not only easily, it was like it was...calling out to them. At Simon's revelation, Finch turns back to the door, hands on his waist.
"Huh. You sure?"
"Yeah, I'm sure. C'mon, let's not waste time." Simon says, walking to the door and stepping inside the room. He stopped, though, when he realized Finch wasn't behind him. "Dude. You coming?"
"Wha..?" *Finch says, as if he was being snapped out of a hazy dream. He regards Simon with a confused look for a second and nods, following him into the room. "Sorry. I got light headed."
"Well try not to fucking die, okay? Eden'd be pissed." Simon says before taking a good look around the room, and Finch shuts the door.
The room was not as big as he had imagined, nor did it look immediately strange. High, arched ceiling, high windows. Torch sconces on the wall with no torches in them. Boxes, tables, cabinets, and other pieces of furniture covered with canvas. Lots of dust. But despite how benign it LOOKED, it FELT...bad. Uncomfortable. As he took the room in, his stomach felt weird, like he was on a roller coaster, and he immediately felt a wave of heat through his body. Fuck, Eden wasn't kidding.
"Where did she drop the hamster ball?" Simon asks.
"Don't call it a hamster ball." Finch snaps and Simon raises an eyebrow.
"Chill the fuck out." Simon laughs, "Where did it happen?"
Finch frowns at him a moment, seeming to be a bit...sluggish. Tired, not quite there. Regardless, Finch crosses the room--shoulder checking Simon as he does so--and stand in about the spot where Eden had been.
"Right here." Finch says, "I found the Orb on that table, in a drawer and Eden was right here where I'm standing."
"Okay. This table?" he asks, and when Finch nods in confirmation, Simon rummages through the drawers. Old parchment, something looks like tree bark, old quills, spent ink bottles. Nothing that stood out to him. "And where did you see the Thing?"
"By that cabinet." Finch replies, walking over to where Simon is and pointing. "It was crouched inside, but I don't...I think it ran into there after I came in here."
Simon weaves through the junk and trots over to the indicated cabinet. Again, digging through the cabinet offered nothing of immediate value; it was empty.
"Are you fuckin' kidding me? The demon's a fuckin' clean freak or some shit? Fuck!" he says, slamming the cabinet door. The sudden sound startled Finch.
"I told you, there wasn't--"
"Do you think it's still here?" Simon asks, turning to Finch. "You think it's here and it's just too CHICKEN SHIT to come out face us?" he says, shouting the words 'chicken shit'. Finch scowls.
"Fuck you, Simon. If you're not gonna take this seriously--"
"I am taking it seriously. I wanna know if that fuckhead's in here." Simon says and Finch sighs, shrugging and at a loss.
"I really don't know. Maybe? I mean, it doesn't seem corporeal; it's just a shadow. It could be anywhere. Maybe we should do more research. I was thinking of a way into the Restitricted section--" Finch begins, but Simon cuts him off.
"You're about two weeks late to that party. Anyway, you have a point. This Thing is just a shadow. Which means I have an idea." he says in a hushed tone. Finch looks apprehensive.
"I've heard about your ideas, Simon." Finch says and yawns. "Look, why don't we just...you know. Let's relax, do some research and we'll come back later, and we'll bring Eden along. Three heads are better than two right?" Finch suggests and Finch regards him curiously.
"Eden?" he says and Finch shrugs.
"Three heads."
"I guess..." Simon says. He had to admit, the thought of leaving this room was enticing. But he wasn't quite done with it yet.
"You know what, before we do that, I think there's one more thing I wanna try." Simon says, and Finch looks annoyed.
"Simon--"
Abruptly, Simon pulls out his wand and turns toward the room. "Reduc--"
"NO!" Finch seems to panic, rushing toward him like Simon was pointing the wand at a puppy, "What the hell are you doin'?!?" he cries out, and Simon frowns.
"I'm gonna blow this place the fuck up. What does it look like?"
"You're gonna---no! You can't do that. The evidence--"
"What evidence? You said yourself there was nothing in here. Look, we've been playing by this shit head's rules long enough. It's time to flip the board; do something drastic. Force it to respond." Simon says, raising his wand, but Finch grabs his forearm--quite hard--and forcefully lowers his hand.
"By blowing it up? What kind of fucked up moon logic is that?" Finch growls and Simon pulls his arm away.
"Well, it's better than your bullshit book report idea." Simon says. Finch frowns and, after a second, pulls out his own wand. Simon groans. "For fuck's sake, dude..."
"Put your wand away. Now." Finch says with a warning tone.
"Fuckin'-A, Finch, what the fuck do you care?" Simon says, annoyed and amused in kind, though as he says that there's an...idea beginning to dawn on him. He looked at Finch's eyes, which seemed...a little...milky in color. "Then again...Finch doesn't care, does he?"
Finch just glares at Simon, not saying anything or really responding at all to the implied accusation.
"Put your wand away. Now." says Finch. Simon feigns thinking it over.
"Yeah, see, the things is: fuck you."
Finch's scowl deepens and, without uttering a word casts a Flipendo spell. The force of it hits Simon square in the chest, knocking him back into a table. Finch takes another step forward, casting a Cutting Charm but Simon rolls off of the table, falling to his stomach as the spell hits its mark, cutting a razor thin line more than halfway through the table. Well this escalated quickly.
"Stupefy!" Simon shouts, but Finch slashes his wand through the air, deflecting the spell, and points his wand at Simon again, using it to toss Simon another several feet back, into the side of a cabinet. Before Simon can recover, he's thrown about ten feet in the other direction, smashing another table. Then he's launched straight upward, nearly the ceiling, before he feels a powerful force upon him that slams him down hard back onto the stone. Simon raises his wand again, casting another Stupefy, but Finch seems to effortlessly deflect it before sending Simon tumbling back into another cabinet, this one full of glass figurines.
Finch chuckles as he darts forward, ready to finish this pointless exercise, blasting a jet of fire in his direction. Luckily, despite getting knocked around, banged up, and a little bloodied, Simon has enough sense to be able to react. He shifts his weight and raises his wand.
"Aqua Eructo!" Simon shouts, a jet of water blasting from the tip of his wand and meeting the fiery shroud. There's a loud crackling and popping sound, dreadfully loud, and it filled the room with steam. Finch conjured a Ventus spell to clear the steam and by that time Simon was gone. Finch frowns.
"Simon. Come on; I thought Gryffindors were supposed to be brave hero types." Finch says as he carefully steps through the room, wand raised. His eyes scan the room, keeping a look out behind the various tables and crates and cabinets for Simon. Nothing. "You know, Simon, you're being a real butthole right now. You're not totally stupid; why don't you come out and we can talk? Eden wouldn't be very happy if I killed you."
Finch silently moves over to a table with a cloth draped over the edge and quickly pulls it up. Nothing underneath. Suddenly, he hears a footstep and the gentle sound of a cabinet door closing. Finch's attention darts to where he's heard the sound and has to stifle a laugh. Simon had hidden in the cabinet, the same one where Finch had first seen the Thing. Finch raises his wand while he inches closer to the cabinet.
"You know, we both care about Eden. She's a great girl. Funny, smart, sexy as hell. I get it; I'd fight like hell for her if I were in your position." Finch says as he approaches the cabinet, a small grin on his face, "Then again...you know, accidents happen in here. I tried to stop the Thing from taking you, but...it all happened so fast. She'll grieve, of course. And who'll be there to help her pick up the pieces but her good pal Finch?"
Finch had expected Simon to react by now. Oh well. He was at the cabinet now and decided to stop playing around. He raises his wand and casts a wordless Reducto spell, causing the cabinet to implode in on itself, crumbling to dust and splinted. Curiously...Simon wasn't in there. Finch frowns, sifting through the remains with his foot.
"Do you ever just shut the fuck up?" Simon's voice rises from behind him; Finch turns around just in time to be hit by an Immobulus spell from Simon. Finch's muscles go rigid as Simon steps out from behind the stack of crates where he'd been hiding. Simon keeps his wand pointed at Finch and he concentrates; the spell isn't indefinite. He didn't know what Finch was capable of but he didn't want to find out the hard way. He pulls Finch's wand out of his hand and tucks it into the back of his jeans.
"Neat trick with the cabinet, huh? Levitation charm, motherfucker." Simon says, staring down Finch right in his empty eyes. "Alright, now. Who are you?"
"Aristotle Finch." he answers, and Simon is about to say something else when Finch continues, "Eden Moore."
"Come again?"
"Aristotle Finch. Eden Moore. Lydia Seabrooke."
"Can we not do the talking in riddles thing, please?" Simon frowns, but Finch just laughs.
"Aristotle Finch. Eden Moore. Lydia Seabrooke. Simon Tully."
"Okay, ooo, you're being super spooky, Now can we get to the part where we--"
"Aristotle Finch." Finch says, louder, almost a shout, "Eden Moore! Lydia Seabrooke!"
"Stupefy!" Simon calls out, the red light flashing and knocking Finch out cold. Simon felt a weird heat flash then and the entire room felt off. Deciding he wasn't about to just leave Finch here, Simon stows his wand and grabs Finch under his arms and drags him out of the stupid room.
"Stay." says Simon, pointing down at Finch before walking back into the room and once again removing his wand.
"REDUCTO!" he shouts, more than once, bringing a considerable amount of destruction to the various bits across the room. He ends with a Confringo spell, one that shakes the floor, and before long almost everything in the room was reduced to ash and rubble. Satisfied, Simon turned and steps out of the room. He has a weird feeling as he steps into the hallway, like there was someone standing in the room, watching him. If he turned around, which he wanted to do, Simon would see him.
"Fuck off." Simon says, shutting the door tight with his foot without looking back. From there, given that he'd just used a number of volatile spells INSIDE the school, Simon grabs Finch and finds somewhere nearby to lay low.
When Finch comes to, he feels cold, clammy. He coughs and sits up, confused for a moment at his unfamiliar surroundings. He's in what looks like a small lounge, with a chair and a couch and a coffee table. The intense feelings of confusion last about ten seconds, until he recognizes that he must be in the Room of Requirement.
"Morning, sunshine." Simon says, walking over to the couch where Finch had been curled up carrying two bottles with him. Simon looked...rough. He had a split lip, was walking with a bit of a limp, his clothes were scuffed, his knuckles looked a little raw, and he'd definitely been bleeding from his nose. The way he held himself made Finch think that the simple act of moving was bringing him pain.
"I...hey?" Finch asks as Simon offers him a beer, which Finch takes.
"Feeling better?" Simon asks. Finch presses the bottle against his forehead.
"I feel like I've got a hangover, and that Rocky Balboa's been usin' my ribcage for practice." he says and Simon chuckles at the reference.
"You think you got it bad?" he says with a grin. Finch looked Simon over once again and shakes his head.
"What happened to you?" he asks, a part of him scared to find out the answer. Simon shrugs.
"You did. Or, more accurately, our white eyed friend decided to jockey you somehow and attacked me."
Finch's eyes widen with horror.
"I did--oh my god, Simon, I'm so sorry..." Finch says, breathless, but Simon dismisses the thought with a wave.
"I'm fine; we've got bigger shit to worry about," he says, taking a drink. His demeanor gets a bit more serious. "What's the last thing you remember?"
Finch has to think about it for a few moments. He shifts the bottle to the other side of his head. "I remember getting to the room...and I remember...you were asking me a lot of questions and it was irritating me and...I don't know, it's all kinda fuzzy." he admits. Simon nods, like he's not surprised.
"I'll bet that Thing was ridin' you around as soon as we got there. I didn't really notice until you started crying over me blowing the room up." Simon laughs and Finch gives him a look that communicates that he doesn't know if Simon is being literal. Simon nods.
"Yeah, that was my plan. Start wrecking shit, piss the Thing off, get it playing our game instead of the other way around." he explains.
"What game?!?" Finch shouts, "We don't have a game to play, Simon! We know nothing!"
"Not true!" Simon says, raising a finger, "We know the Thing is very particular about his interior decorating, we know he can jack your shit, and we know he's strong as shit. I only managed to beat him because I outsmarted him, but I doubt the same trick would work twice."
Finch sets the bottle down on the floor, shifting so he's sitting up, and rests his head in his hands.
"I attacked you." he says and Simon groans.
"Look, let's not bitch on about 'who tried to kill who', okay? Let's focus on what we got. The Thing can control you. And we got a list of names." Simon says. Finch's brow furrows in confusion.
"A list of names? Did...did the Thing talk to you?"
"Sorta. I immobilized him and you talked to me, though it wasn't a lot; you just repeating the same names over and over."
"What were the names?" Finch asks, a knot in his chest. Simon counts them off on his fingers.
"Aristotle Finch, Eden Moore, Lydia....Seabrooke, and then me. In that order." Simon says and Finch's face turns pale. Simon seems curious.
"Any idea why he said those names?" Simon asks. Finch nods, though it's clear from his answer that he's not 100%.
"They're all the people who know the whole truth about what happened. And...I think everyone but Lydia has been up here by now." Finch says and Simon sighs, considering this. The two sat in silence for a bit, each formulating their own theories and ideas about what might be going on and how they were going to put a stop to it. For Finch's part, the guilt about what he'd done to Simon--what he had almost done--was gnawing at the back of his mind. Simon takes a long drink.
"Anything else you remember?" Simon asks and Finch nods. Simon sighs, a little resigned, and runs a hand through his hair. "Weeeeeeelllllp, I think this has given us a lot to consider."
"Yeah. I guess. So what now?" Finch asks at length. Simon shrugs.
"As of right this minute? I don't know. I blew up everything in the room, so I guess we'll wait and see what happens. Til then, we keep in touch and you tell me if somethin' happens with the whole...seein' shit."
"Okay. Okay...yeah. I'll keep looking into the pink crystals. I, uh, there's some books out Geomancy in the library that I can check out, I think. Maybe there's something there." says Finch.
"You have fun with that. I'll look into cursed objects, see if there's anything like the orb or whatever. Sort of the same destination, different routes sort of thing." Simon says, getting to his feet after finishing the bottle. "Anyway. I'm gonna get patched up and see if I can't find Eden before it gets dark. And obviously, you know....this whole thing stays between us?"
"Maybe. I mean...are you sure?" Finch asks, "Maybe Eden should know what happened. I mean, she's a part of this, too."
"I get that, I do. But....she's already scared out of her mind, Finch. It's all I can do to just be there for her as it is. But throwing this shit into the equation? I don't wanna do that to her. We'll tell her when we figure something out. No sense freaking her out before then." Simon says and Finch shrugs, seeing the logic in it. He didn't want Eden hurt or afraid any more than Simon did. But a part of him did feel weird not bringing it up to her. Oh well, he'll let sleeping dogs lie for now.
"So you gonna be okay?" Simon asks as he gets to his feet, finishing his drink. Finch quietly nods.
"Yeah. I'll be fine." he lies. Simon walks toward the exit, patting Finch on the shoulder as he passes.
"Finch, mate, look. We'll figure it out, okay? And you and me, we're cool. That whole...Jack Torrance thing, that wasn't you. So....we're good?" Simon says. Finch nods but he doesn't really believe him.
"Sure, yeah. Thanks, Simon. Also...thanks for getting me out of there. And for the...the drink." he says and Simon just shrugs.
"Whatever. You'd have done the same. Anyway, I'll catch you around. You just...stay in one piece. And don't go back to the goddamn room, okay?" Simon says and Finch gives him a thumbs up. Satisfied, Simon leaves the room and Finch remains alone on the couch.
He'd attacked Simon. He could have killed him. That Thing, it was...it could, what, puppet him? Some creature that had a natural Imperius Curse-like ability? That's not good...fear began to cloud his mind. What if he hurt someone else? What if he attacked Eden, or Lydia, or Addy? What if...oh god...what if....?
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