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2020.07.25 19:20 25Julenergetic Naked suger mamas

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2020.07.04 21:56 RossMajed Naked suger mamas

I have done a lot of reading and I came up with this plan and I will share the result later..
Please let me know if I am doing any thing wrong could hurt me or wrong dosage or any thing..
My target to get testosterone over 600, currently 429
1- before breaking fast, 750mg maca root + 3mg boron cycling them 2 weeks then one week off. 2- Vitamin C 1000mg after breakfast + 670mg ashwagandha +vitamin B complex B12 1000mcg 3- 500mg l-Citrulline after dinner +3mg Boron 4- taking DIM after dinner 5-before bed, 50mg Zinc +400mg Mg to get more deep sleep 6- during week of maca, I can take horney goat weed or Damiana leaves
Additional things to be considered - can't go to GYM, 100 burbee workouts three days a week - exposure to the sun for 30 min half naked 4 days a week - avoid drinking water or eating from plastics - take one tea spoon of wild cord oil -reduce amount of suger intake, only in black tea one cup a day.
Share with ne your thoughts
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2019.07.04 21:17 Soootthecatt Naked suger mamas

Hey so basically I’ll being reviewing 6 Steven Universe episodes every week until the end of this hiatus.
Gem Glow. The series premiere. It’s okay not the best not the worst. We get introduced to all the characters the gems and Mars and Sadie. But I’m glad the show gre up from what it originally was. All the characters personality’s are shown a little bit but I’m happy Steven and Garnet changed from how they were originally. But it does tel us all the basic knowledge and it is funny and times. But Tourist Trapped and Star comes to Earth wee better premieres. I wouldn’t skip it due to it being the first episode.
Lazer Light Cannon. In this episode we’re introduced to Greg Steven’s father. A lot of people gave said this should’ve been the real series premiere and I’d have to agree with them. I love it. Greg is my second favorite human on the show besides Connie. Lazer Light Cannon does feel more like Today’s Steven Universe then Gem Glow. Having more prestine backgrounds. It also has the first Greg song Let me Drive your Van into my heart. That fits him very well. My only complaint while I love the Backgrounds and I know it was intentional the blinding redness towards the end is not appealing towards the eyes. Otherwise it’s a Gregcelent episode. Don’t Skip.
Cheeseburger Backpack in short it’s just a worse version of Gem Glow. My long review is There’s just not much to it. On the bright side this episode fuels the plot of The Test a great episode. And the wacky sack short. Plus we’re introduced to Jaime are beloved Mailman/actor Jaime. But other then that it’s meh. Don’t skip due to it fueling The Test.
Together Brwakfest. damn it Steven it is just BREAKFAST. The gems don’t even need to eat! I know it came from a good place but still. I love you Steven but you could’ve got yourself and the gems killed. On the bright side it’s has great meme material. (You know the face). And Garnet has a funny line. But that’s about it despite a callback on in Reunited I recommend you skip it.
Frybo. To be honest I find this episode overhated it actually has a pretty good story and Peedee says some of his best lines. But Rebbecs Suger herself has stated this episode has shock humor just to boost ratings. And that is a bad business practice that killed other cartoons like Alan Gregory and Adult Party Cartoon. And some of the imagery like Steven (shudder) getting naked and the ketchup blood was unneeded but again it balances humour and drama well. Don’t skip if you like horror stuff SKIP if you have the phobia of blood.
Okay I said I’d do six but this is long enough so I hoped you liked it sorry this took a while to post.
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2018.09.17 16:12 Usakou9 my DB has taken a bizarre turn... divorce in the near future is inevitable

I dont even know where to begin...

5 years married / 4 years w/o sex. My husband is diabetic and started suffering from ED a few months after the wedding. Refuses to seek treatment, won't check his blood suger levels, testosterone, anything... and he refuses to try other things (oral, fingers, toys)... we kiss and hug and cuddle and we have (had) a great family... as roommates

We wanted to start a family right away so I got pregnant soon after we married. The pregnancy ended the sexual part of our relationship for good. Our daughter will be 4 years old in December, that's how I keep track of how long it has been. Now here's the new development... 3 weeks ago I found out that he's invested in a new "hobbie"

I don't know how to explain it but I'll do my best... I found out early on in the relationship that he's got a fetish with women in leotards (gimnasts / wrestlers). They're not even naked, but that's what he enjoys instead of porn. I was always open to take advantage of this and offered to dress up for him... I did on a couple occasions when we were dating and sex was still on the table.

Well... it turns out that the last couple of months, he's been doing photo shoots of this fetish of his!! paying random girls to pose for him (supposedly uploading the pics to a Patreon acc and getting $ off of it). A new "business" he said...

The worst part is that one of the "models" was an ex girlfriend of his... (WHAT THE FUCK WAS HE THINKING?!?!) That for me felt like infidelity. Even tho there was no sex, he still lied and betrayed me. The day that I found out I asked him to leave the house. I'm heartbroken. I endured so much rejection... I've stayed through think and thin and now this...

I can't deal with him anymore... It's like I married a stranger instead of my best friend

FUCK HIM! FUCK HIM AND HIS ED AND HIS FETISH AND HIS SLUTTY FRIENDS!!!
FUCK THIS MARRIAGE!!
I'M DONE!!!


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2017.09.09 23:34 socialanxietythroway List of things that helped me with social anxiety and depression

This is my post to reddit sub Social Anxiety. I don't know if it will be alowed here but I have also suffered depression and this list has helped me greatly.‎
First off I believe that social anxiety can only be cured by changing your mind set/perspective/expectations and learning how to control your own emotions effectively plus healing and coping with your past emotional scars. That said here is a list of things you can research and implement into your life because I have found a lot of helpful solutions for certain problems I was facing but It took me awhile to find and research all of this so I want to make a source page. Feel free to add your own helpful advice in the comments.
:Cut out toxic and self sabotaging behaviours such as friends with bad influences, addictions,porn,watch your music,game and TV content and consumption. You should be able to easily identity your own crutches.
:Working out and exercise
:Eating a healthy natural diet preferably organic
:Have a pure water drinking source such as reverse osmosis and install a shower filter.‎ ‎ :Meditation
:Have some hobbies
:Make some friends in the real world
:EFT (Emotional Freedom Technique) ‎
:Spend time in nature maybe get totally naked and tan ‎
:Body language
:Lucid dreaming
:Quitting weed- seriously if you have not done this your just dragging out your problems and wasting your time on this sub. Here is a great link https://www.reddit.com/leaves/comments/5yzwytutorial_how_to_quit_weed_and_be_happy/ ‎ :Medication- I don't believe medication is needed but it can definitely give you an edge. I'm not a doctor but I say fuck the doctor unless you want your sexual appetite to change or disappear and a long list of brutal side effects and unless you want to no longer feel happy or sad but always somewhere inbetween with suppressed emotions. I'm not saying it's like this for everybody but it certainly has been for me. I believe most prescribed medications only suppress symptoms. Instead I would recommend
Rhodiola rosea,‎ 5 HTP,‎ ST Johns Wort,‎ Ashwagandha,‎ Camu Camu,‎ Phenibut- This one isn't natural and can be easily abused for more such compounds visit http://nootropicsdepot.com
:For guys having trouble with girls I have read a lot of books but I'm only going to give one suggestion and one tip- BE YOURSELF your a human guy and you like girls, she's a human girl and she likes boys get over yourself. No matter if your inexperienced and 15 or 50 read the Married Man Sex Life Primer by Atol Kay. I'll also throw the author Mark Manson's name your way. Ladies with man troubles get your man this book. You don't have to read it and you will be pleasantly suprised.‎
:I also want to add that reddit is full of religiously scientific mindsets. They like to throw the word placebo around and they also know how powerful our thoughts can be so this is another addition to this list. believe. I also want to ask you guys to kindly fuck off.
Edit: made believe lowercase for my bud linearoperator just believe in sugered placebo candies in a lowercase believe manner.
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2015.04.21 21:10 EmilNordlund Suger naked mamas

UPDATE: It works!!
The Computer was on and changing when this happened. The liquid "only" hit the corner of the computer, where the charging port is, and a couple of keys on the keyboard. I immediately turn it off and held it upside down for about one minute, then ran to the bathroom and unscrew the back panel. I took a coupe of paper bits with a bit of water and started to clean out the bits of liquid i could find. Because i know that suger is a killer machine. A can't see anymore liquid with the naked eye, what should i do next? Try turning it on or leave it for a couple of hours or days? I need all the help i could get..
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2014.10.13 03:43 Josephdn Link Dump: SleepyCast 05 - [The Rogue Fingerer]

Hey guys I made another link dump.Tried to put links on tumblr but didn't like it so yeah. Here are some links to some topics that were discussed in the podcast. Feedback is always appreciated. Episode 5
Butt naked vs Buck naked
General butt naked
Spazkid working on Streetfighter live
Spazkid old cartoon
Street fighter music video
Niall’s youtube channel
Spazkid stick man with axe animation
Goblin body
Football body
"There once was a man from Nantucket"
Epic movie
E.T.
Juno
Napolean Dynamite
Super
Death sentence
Guy who made saw
Boheimien Rhapodasy
Lady Gaga
Ska music
Suger ray
Kpop music
White snake
Les miserables 25th anniversary
Jerry Seinfeld airline peanuts
Larry david
Richard Williams Animator ‘s Survival Kit
Roger Rabbit
Thief and the Cobbler
Dolce and Gabbana men’s fragrance
Play-men’s fragrance
Jon Paul Gaultier men’s fragrance
Green Irish Tweed
Slap bracelets
Egoraptor’s Pikachu
Zach’s grandma story from Episode 4
Best Philly cheese steaks
Burger king curly fries
Rob zombie
Fuck shit piss
Mario vs Sonic 6
Ace of Base I saw the Sign
Barney camping episode
Frosty the Snow Man
X-men
Wolverine
Cyclops visor
Storm Gallery
Circus peanuts
Peeps
Cadbury Creme eggs
Spooky scary Skeletons
This is Halloween
Christmas with the Kranks
Santa Claus with Tim Allen
Jingle all the way
Are gummy bears candy?
Grinch lyrics
Hercules-Go the distance
Aladdin-Whole new World
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2014.03.17 02:11 Boardmedic Naked suger mamas

A nurse I work with wanted me to share this with you guys it will be told from her point of view. Be Er nurse 100 pounds Be Er Cna 110 pounds Don't be Cookie Monster 600 pounds of flaby rage. I'm on my phone and have bad luck with formatting but I'm gonna try not to fuck up.
It was a slow night as well as a full moon so the people we were getting in were extra weird lots of crazy people and drug seekers. I was at the nurses station catching up on paper work, calling for orders, and making arrangements with other parts off the hospital. Check the security cameras to see how busy the lobby is. Wait why did they park the helicopter in there oh wait it's some dude munching on Oreos. Feel the earth shake look up Cookie Monster is gone. Transport brings him in back in a wheel chair he is so big that the tires have stripped off the rim. Sim as they go by.
I find out why he's here he is in suicide watch. I have to assign him to a locked unit with a special room. I was acting as the charge nurse for the time being while the actual charge was at lunch. The transport guy looks like be just went to the gym and has sweat stains in his scrubs. The charge nurse came back and asked if the CNA and I can take the legal hold units since there are only to people and drugs had already been administered I could catch up on my charting. My CNA was tasked with babysitting them intill the ambulance could come take them to a pyschos facility. They graves the other one first leaving Cooke monster alone in the wing. The ambulance started getting busy so they called and said they wouldn't be able to come get cookie and they'd be back as soon as they could.
The CNA took every thing away from cookie including his Oreos so she was quiet surprised to see him eating. She went to take the Oreo away. When she entered the room he happily asked is she wanted anything. She said no but we're did you get that he lifted up a fat fold, not only was there a half row of Oreos but a sandwich and pudding cup and the worst smell you could ever imagine.
The CNA came and told me I could smell him and we were gonna have to bath him. I walked and turned on the negitive pressure system in the room to keep the smell confined while we got all the bariatric shower crap ready. When we returned he said he was hungry. I told him that after the shower I would test his blood suger give him insaluain and a snack if his blood sugar would allow for it. We ruined two more wheel chairs going to the shower and coming back. The shower was fairly unremarkable other then him being creep and asking us to get naked with him. Cause he new we wanted a real man so bad.
We got back the room I tested his blood sugar. I detriments any thing more then half a pj&j sandwhich would push his blood sugar to high and the mental health place wouldn't take him. So I gave him every thing and told him why so little ( by his standards) he ate it. I went back to charting I heard my CNA talking to him then it started to get louder and louder which sucidal pts often do. All of a sudden a bomb went off, nope he jumped out of bed and was wailing on my CNA I hit the panic button and go help in the fight. Security came and it took 5 of us to get him restrained into bed but even then he was such a danger to us and himself in the soft restraints that we ended up having to chemically restrain him.
I asked my CNA what happened after he passed out. She said that he wanted a cookie. That when she told him we don't have cookies in the hospital he got agitated. Then he asked about the one in his fat fold and when he heard we through it out he got angry. Then he wanted to leave to get more Oreos she said he couldn't leave because of his legal hold he went into a rage and attacked. When it was all over I had big black bruise on my side and a black eye. My CNA had a broken nose and bruises every where and ended up going home. She ended up with a weird infection to where her skin was broken. She's back but had to take meds for a couple of weeks .
Tl dr got into a fight with Cookie Monster and lost
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