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2020.09.20 18:06 Samara_Buckley_Derby [The Beginning of the End] [Derby]- Chapter 12: The Pertoff Family Vacation

Summary: Fighting immortals is a sweetheart job for someone obsessed with the afterlife. Dying on the job, however, is cutting it too close. However, Julian's curiosity with the great beyond pushes him a little too far, back to the land of the living and cursed with a newly damned soul, just like the immortals he's sworn to fight...
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Espionage may as well have been Matti’s middle name for how well he took to it. It wasn’t, of course, his middle name. That dubious honor went to Casimir, probably the name of someone important in his family, which he’d have learned if he’d had ever thought to grill his parents. He hadn’t though, not in the sixteen years he’d lived under their roof, nor in the following four years of school. And he certainly hadn’t asked when he started sniper school nor since officially enlisting. He hadn’t spoken to them since. Too dangerous.
And dangerous was how Matti liked it. He was yet to have a real reason to believe his life was in danger and until he felt that, he had no problem pushing the envelope.
Which is why he was perched in the back of a helicopter heading out to Munich on a mission intended to intercept one of the deadliest immortals at an active civilian airport with nearly two dozen soldiers, some of whom were legally dead, while most were shoot-on-sight traitors.
Could it get any better?
“Find anything, Matti?” a cool voice asked in his ear.
“Clear for now, Pooja.” He gave the Colonel a reassuring smile and she nodded, returning to the cockpit. Last names had never suited him and as a renegade, he wasn’t obligated to use them. It was easier to empathize with an Amy or Markus than with a Brown or Khan. Knowing the name they heard from friends and family humanized them and that was important when lives were on the line.
They usually just thought he was being cocky and rude and he had no need to dispel that theory because, as a renegade, they were going to think he was an arrogant prick anyway. It wasn’t even really a lie, so…
The helicopter they all sat in—Matti, Julian, Pooja and her two operatives, Kyline, and her squad—was borrowed from Omicron HQ. No way could Schmidtt’s usual helicopter fit the nearly two dozen agents, so Pooja had pulled some strings. There was enough room to comfortably walk around, especially with the others mostly strapped in, a fact that Matti gladly took advantage of, roaming from window to window, popping up his binoculars to scan for any aircraft that might be flying under the radar.
He’d been disappointed so far.
In between his little lookout sessions, he’d make small talk with various operatives. Pooja didn’t like chatting when on a mission, Kyline hated his guts, and the other scientists he usually hung out with were, for obvious reasons, not here, so ‘various operatives’ mostly meant Julian.
“Gotta admit, when you said you had some questions for me, I wasn’t expecting this,” Julian said after Matti’s third round.
“Am I boring you?” Matti tilted his head.
Julian laughed, always a good sign. “No. But unless this is some weird renegade interrogation tactic, I don’t know why you care about my favorite breakfast food.”
Matti gave him a cool look. “I’ve watched you very carefully since joining the Fleursurgents. I need to make sure your answers align with what I’ve seen.” It was a terribly blatant lie, but not one Matti really cared about guarding. If Julian chose to see through it, good on him. Reality was, Matti just liked getting to know his charges.
Julian squinted. “Fleursurgents?”
“Come on. Fleur Insurgents is a mouthful and there are a ton of repeated syllable sounds there. It’s only natural that you should work a portmanteau in there. Saves time.”
“Lotta big words from someone with a STEM degree. Maybe you should have gone into linguistics.” Julian grinned, and unless it was Matti’s imagination, seemed to relax a bit.
Matti lifted a shoulder. “Linguistics wouldn’t have gotten me a job here. Besides, I didn’t go to an English speaking school.”
“Clearly, or you’d have caught the better portmanteau: Infleurgents.”
This took Matti aback quite a bit, because Julian was absolutely correct. That one was far superior. “I take my hat off to you. We’re now the Infleurgents. Clearly your English skills make mine look paltry.”
“Well, it was my first language.” He shifted in his seat, probably trying to make the helicopter seat feel more comfortable. “You said a linguistics degree wouldn’t have gotten you a job here. Did you know about this place when starting college?”
There were a few options for how an AngelThana operative might have gotten involved in the organization. A bulk of the scientists were poached from the public facing front: a nanotech organization that privately manufactured weapons and also somehow did some work with biotech. It was often scrutinized for guzzling research money and turning out rather few results but that was kind of the point of a public facing front. It’s just that the public didn’t know that. Hence ‘front’.
Then there were military poaches, outstanding soldiers who were approached at the conclusion of their official government military contracts. Outside of these poached soldiers, AngelThana rarely allowed for transfers to military units if the employee hadn’t been with the company for a minimum of three years, which explained why the minimum age of active combatants was 21 and not most military’s standard 18.
Then there were the nuts. AngelThana sent representatives out to anyone who found out about the immortals organically, whether from personal experience or obsessive web research. That’s how Matti got involved. He’d spent the greater part of his childhood chasing down conspiracies online because that’s about all there was to do in a northern European village, population: twelve, where the sun came up twice a year. He’d discovered some paper trails and various web footage that showed the same few people involved in a host of different terrorist attacks across the globe, a conspiracy he was surprised no one else pointed out.
It turned out no one pointed it out because AngelThana scrubbed the internet from all information of the immortals, with a rather impressive tech division. This was originally what they scouted him for until pretty much everyone realized he was a crap hacker. By that point, he’d requested a transfer to sniper school and anyone involved agreed it was for the best.
Most of the people on the helicopter had been in the second boat, sniped from their own government’s military. On the books, they were ‘security’ officers.
Julian was, as with most scientists, from the first group. He’d been scouted because of his academic work and pressured into taking the job with AngelThana.
“My official transfer to the internal department was about a month into my onboarding on the face department.” Julian had that glint in his eyes that the PhDs always got when they were about to launch into a lecture, and Matti braced himself. “The day they pulled me in and explained that honest to god immortals existed, well I thought I’d gone crazy.”
“Really? You didn’t think they had?”
Julian shook his head. “No! I’d always suspected so when my theories were confirmed, my mind was blown. It was like falling into a dream I’d had.”
“Lapinksy! Back on your post. You’ve had weeks to make idle chit chat. This is not the time.” Pooja’s scolding turned all the heads in the chopper to Matti, who smiled back at her, jumping to his feet in a solute.
“Copy that, Colonel.” There would also be time for idle chit chat later, so he had no qualms with resuming his watch.
“Alright we’re approaching our drop point,” Pooja announced, some few, uneventful hours later. “We’re officially on non-essential cargo pickup, so keep that in mind. Grace, prep your unit, but I want them down and out of sight until signaled.”
Kyline saluted in acknowledgement, her face rigid.
“The cargo pickup is scheduled to happen at eight hundred hours, so we’re here plenty early and should be able to get all of you off before they load us up.” Pooja began walking up and down the aisle of the ship, making eye contact with every single person on board. “I’ll be staying on board to handle the loading, with Schmidtt and Lapinksy. You’ll take your orders from the Sergeant and in the case of her incapacitation, your chain of command will fall to Agent Xing, Agent Jha, field medic LeDuc…” The chain of command was something they’d all been briefed on but redundancy may as well be synonymous with procedure because whenever someone said ‘follow the proper process’ it meant they wanted to you use enough fallbacks and extraneous measures that you probably could have accomplished three times your goal if you’d just checked something once or twice.
But for all their traitorous nature, the Infleurgents still followed their god damned processes to a T. Whatever. Matti didn’t technically need to know who to listen to but unfortunately for his ego, the chain of command usually made too much sense to ignore, so he rarely did.
The helicopter touched down at a tiny regional airport in the early hours of the morning, probably close to five hundred hours, as light as a feather per Schmidtt’s usual. He radioed in their arrival to the incognito convoy that was bringing whatever equipment Pooja had maneuvered into being their ‘target’. They reported that they were still about two hours out, which Schmidtt confirmed on radar scans.
“Copy that, we’ll be waiting.” Then Pooja looked up at Matti. “Give us a visual perimeter, make sure the area is clear of personnel or civilians.” She turned to Kyline. “At Lapinsky’s signal, take your men to the far parking lot. The convoy was instructed to leave one truck behind so that we could unload our cargo. Which…” She waved a hand at the soldiers, “is all of you. So stay out of sight until Grace gives the command. Understood?”
A host of salutes confirmed comprehension. Matti eyed Pooja and tossed her a slightly more casual salute before slipping into the night.
For once, the lack of complications wasn’t boring. The presence of civilians would have dramatically slowed down the offloading, suspicions from the convoy would have just caused drama, and if any of Kyline’s soldiers had been spotted, it would have really been disastrous.
All told, Pooja’s plan went without a hitch and soon Schmidt was flying away with whatever cargo they’d used as an excuse to hide their illicit actions. Matti sat in the back of the remaining convoy truck, squished with the others. These things were supposed to seat a dozen. While Matti, Julian, Xing Luli, the Iota agent, were slim enough to count for half a person, they simply had too many people on board for the drive to be comfortable. But comfort wasn’t a requisite so no one complained about being cramped too much.
The real issue was the lack of space to put on their disguises. AngelThana lacked the resources to intensely scrutinize every security cam feed on the planet to scan for faces that matched certain criteria. So the group didn’t have to worry too much about being spotted by the sophisticated software needed to match their specific face shapes and retina scans. But that didn’t mean they could slack off. They’d still need to play dress up to fool any AngelThana member who happened to be casually watching the MUC feeds in their downtime.
There were precious few people on board who knew enough about hair and makeup to make a convincing change to faces, so each agent had to wait quite a bit for their turn. Something to change complexion, darken or bright eyes, maybe thicken the look of facial hair.
“Do me dirty,” Matti said as he pushed past Private Amelie Silva for his turn. He scrunched his eyes closed in preparation for the assault on his face.
“Don’t do that with your eyes,” Pooja said, as he heard her swishing around some bottle of something probably wet and sticky. “It’ll make it uneven.” Pooja, along with Henri LaForge and Edmund Howard, was one of the only confident enough with her makeup skills to do anything convincing on the soldiers. “Hold still.” A bright light blasted his eyelids as another of the soldiers shone a flashlight at him.
“We should have brought Sofia,” Matti said, trying hard not to move his mouth. “She could make every guy in here a girl and vice versa.”
“Matti keep your mouth shut or you’re going to look like more of a mess than you normally do.” After a far too long period of getting paint slathered and smeared on his face, his nails and hands squished, his hair pulled tight and hidden under a wig, Pooja thrust an armful of clothes in his hands. “What do you think?”
The question was a little too amused for Matti’s liking and he cracked an eyelid to see the private holding the flashlight was openly smirking.
“He did say he wanted to be a girl. Think you did a mighty good job there, Colonel.”
The other eyelid snapped open. “I need a mirror. Now.”
Pooja held up one and Matti stared at himself. He wasn’t a girl, probably. Not technically. But he also saw where the private was coming from. “Pooja, you know ‘scene’ hasn’t been in since the early 2000s, right?” He twisted one of the silky, unnaturally platinum locks around a finger.
“We’re active members.” She shooed him to the side to start her next victim. “So our looks need to be a bit more dramatically changed. Us and Blake. If you’re going heavy makeup, you have to make it look intentional. That’s why you have the eyeliner. You’re now Alexi Petroff, 16 years old, so you’ve got to look like it.”
“Great. Back to being an edgy teen.” He didn’t really mind the look but it was far from comfortable. “What dramatic bit are you doing?”
“Inaya Hasmi, 34, traveling with my husband Tahir.” She pointed a bit away where Vikas Jha, the other Iota agent, was getting minimal makeup work done. “I’ll have a bit of work done but most of my face will be hidden.”
“Lucky. Would be nice if we all could just go the religious veil route.” Matti tapped at his face to see if his makeup had dried.
Pooja cocked an eyebrow. “Would have made us all the more likely to be stopped by airport security. Don’t need to increase those odds. Alright, you’re done Shanti.”
“Fucking most disgusting thing I ever got on my face,” he grumbled.
“Shut up, Shanti,” Matti said, almost absentmindedly. The private needled him with a glare before moving on.
“We kind of switched colors,” Julian remarked as he settled down next to Matti. The previously sandy haired man now had cropped dark crew cut, so convincing that Matti couldn’t imagine how his real hair had fit under it. His previously green eyes were now blue, much like how Matti’s blue had changed to green.
“Who did yours?” Matti asked.
“LaForge. Man did theatre through his entire education. I guess it shows but god my head feels like it’s about to explode.” Julian’s hand hovered near his scalp as if itching to itch it.
“Not a finger!” shouted LaForge from about eight feet away where he was twisting Luli’s hair into a tight ponytail. “Or I’ll cut it off.”
“Would he get back?” asked another private.
Julian’s body sagged as his hand dropped. “Here they go.”
The questions, jokes, and jabs flowed through the truck, lightening up the mood at the expense of Julian’s.
“You’re not a fan?” Matti asked. “You can’t deny, there are some good questions in there.”
“Yeah but they don’t want answers, they just want to snicker.” Julian sighed, crossing his arms. “But I’m starting to learn to tune it out.”
Even Matti had to admit that, after two more hours of the soldiers coming up with increasingly stupid puns, it had gotten old. He fiddled with his rifle, knowing that it would soon be locked in a very special crate, the kind that AngelThana routinely used to smuggle weapons through airports, past border patrols, and into government events. Matti didn’t like departing with his beloved rifle but there would be no keeping it on him.
The sun had long risen now as the truck pulled into a long term parking lot, advertised as being ‘mere kilometers from MUC!’ From there, the group split into teams, each with their own mission plans.
Pooja took Vikas, her husband, and the two headed the short walk to the public transport. Six of the soldiers, all dressed as spring breakers, flooded to the closest rental car place.
Matti checked his ID and the instructions on his phone giving him a rundown of Alexi Pertoff.
“I’m traveling with my father and girlfriend, huh? Haven’t had one of those in a while.” He looked up at the remaining operatives. Shanti and Henri were brothers, Amelie and Edmund were also dating. A few others were traveling solo. Then his eyes fell on Luli, Pooja’s Iota agent. She fixed him with a long once over.
“We’re dating?” she asked. In all fairness, she probably wasn’t much older than he was and with the high ponytail with a red streak in it, the loose bangs around her face, and too much eye makeup, she could absolutely pass for 17 or 18.
“I guess so. Which just leaves… dad.” He grinned as Julian looked down at his ID.
“Ah. Pieter Pertoff. 38” He looked up at the two agents as the remaining operatives sped off on their predetermined methods of transportation. “Never thought much of having kids…”
“God I must be like, the biggest disappointment to you.” Matti examined his nails, which were all black except for a red nail on each middle finger. Then he looked up at Julian’s tight crew cut and the lines on his face, artfully exaggerated by LaForge’s handiwork.
Luli laughed at the start contrast that couldn’t hide enough of a similarity between the two men to hint at their relation. “Alright then, team,” she said. “Let’s get our car and get to the airport. We’ve got an invasion to stop.”
Chapter 12
Julian could already tell that Matti and Luli were amused at his reaction but he couldn’t help being more than a little apprehensive about playing a father role to the sniper. The two agents shared looks in the back seat of the rental car Julian was driving.
“Do you think I need an accent? It’s Russian, right? I can try a— hold up.” Julian cleared his throat and centered himself, trying his best to adopt the accent of one of the Russian agents. “Ok, how’s this?”
“God no. Please no.” Matti exchanged another look with Luli. Julian hadn’t dealt much with the agent since they’d first flown to Fleur, an experience Julian wanted to leave far behind him, but she was a lot more pleasant when she wasn’t holding a gun to his head.
“You’ll blow our cover immediately.” Her voice, meanwhile, had shifted from its previously Chinese accent to a completely American accent. “Keep your American accent. In case you haven’t noticed, both our passports are American. His is Russian. You immigrated to the states young and lived there your whole life. You met your wife, a Russian woman, but after your relationship went poorly, she took the kid and moved back to Russia. She sends him over to you for summers and other various breaks. It was during one such visit that he met me.”
“The three of us are spending holiday in Russia,” Matti said. “After the trip, Luli and I are staying with my mom in Moscow.”
It took Julian a moment to internalize this. “Why wasn’t I told any of this?”
“It’s in your briefing.” Matti pointed to his phone. “You probably didn’t scroll. Don’t worry, most people actually don’t ask about your backstory.”
“Yeah but in case—”
“Look at it this way,” Luli said. “Lapinsky and I are far more likely to be given side eyes or comments. This was intentional, to draw attention from you.”
“Just be a disappointed father.” Matti glanced at his phone for another moment before tapping a few buttons. “Ok, now, names. I need you to recite them, learn them by heart.”
It was kind of weird taking orders from someone who was supposed to be his son. The two were probably only ten years apart in age. Luli was even closer, probably less than five years younger than him.
“Ok. Ok, you’re Alexi. She’s Tara. Alexi and Tara. Alexi Petroff and Tara Wang.”
“Mr. Pertoff? Mr. Pertoff, Alexi says it’s ok if we get Starbucks. We’ll be right back.”
“Mom says it’s ok if I get snakebites and you said I could get anything I wanted for my 17th birthday if it was under 50 dollars. I know this one place that does them for cheap and she’s ok with it.”
The two went back and forth, with Julian’s knuckles getting whiter on the steering wheel each time one added a new line to their newfound family’s canon.
“I’m uh, just not gonna say much, ok kids?”
The two grinned back at him in the rearview mirror, clearly very into their roles.
“Whatever dad.”
~~~
They spent the remaining half hour of their trip going over all the signals that he’d have to remember. It didn’t sound half bad while they were driving, chatting lightly about the operation, but the minute they stepped from the car and entered the airport, the giggles stopped. Alexi and Tara were apparently the brooding type of teens who didn’t say much but stayed weirdly entwined with each other. Julian was ok with that. His palms were already damp and he was going to probably give away his nerves when he had to raise his hands during security.
A million ‘what ifs’ flashed through his head as the three clunked through security. Previously Julian had been primarily in hot water just with AngelThana but with this little stunt he also marked himself as a legitimate felon.
Yet they cruised through without a hitch, not even when examining their various backpacks or cases of randomly assorted goods. Julian’s nerves were hopefully explained by the outlandish appearance of his traveling companions. No crew-cut sporting dad wanted to be seen in public with his offspring looking so… alternative.
As the three made it to their gate, Julian’s mind immediately jumped to the others. After all, there were six groups that had to make it through without any suspicion. Any one of them getting caught could spell disaster for the whole operation, casting unneeded attention on the whole area. Not only would local authorities get involved, but AngelThana’s watchful eye might fall on them. Even worse, Lady Helga would likely abandon her efforts, leaving them no closer to apprehending her and now completely in the dark about her next plans.
It had to go without a hitch.
“I need to pee.” There was a distinct whine to her voice and Julian was struck with how easy it was to remember that the woman pulling a dramatic pout with heavy lipstick was a grown adult who had killed and probably watched her fellow agents die. “Where’s the closest bathroom?”
This was a signal and Julian grunted, getting to his feet. “Should probably all go.” Every word in Julian’s mouth felt unbelievably forced. He scrutinized every sentence. Why would a father want to accompany his son and son’s girlfriend to the bathroom? Was that weird? Creepy? Did it make sense at all?
The casual shrugs and eyerolls from his charges smoothed over his rocky sentence but he still felt the eyes of the airport on him as they strolled down the hallway to the restrooms.
“Take your time,” Luli said before disappearing into the ladies’ room.
The mens’ room was, thankfully, empty.
“No cameras,” Matti said, after doing a thorough search. “I’m splitting off soon, once I get my toys. If you see me, something’s gone wrong.” He grinned and Julian had no doubt that the sniper couldn’t picture a world where something had gone wrong. “Tara will stick with you, so continue to take your lead from her.”
Julian took the momentary privacy to let out a long breath and shake out his hands. “I hate this.”
“I, on the other hand, love it.” Matti was peering at himself in the mirror, eyes glinting over the various changes in his appearance. “You’ll have to get used to it.”
“I’d rather not have to do this again,” he muttered, staring at his face next to Matti’s. It was a lot greyer than the renegade’s.
“We’re not getting more operatives, so anymore injured or lost, and your attendance will be mandatory.”
Julian shook his head. “If I get caught in one of those things, I’ll get trapped in limbo for god knows how long. I’m not risking that.”
“Oh yes, comparatively the rest of us have nothing to risk.” Matti looked at Julian’s reflection, eyes unexpectedly hard. “None of us want to die. We’re not disposable grunts or whatever narrative you’ve constructed in your head. Any one of Kyline’s soldiers would take a bullet to save you from capture but just remember, they’re losing more from that than you. Their sacrifice is because you’re of more strategic value but don’t think for a minute that you’ve got more intrinsic value.” Then the look vanished, replaced by a casual smile. “Humanize your teammates. Keeps people alive.” He glanced at his watch. “Oh good, Tara’s almost here.”
Julian, briefly forgetting who Tara was, stared at Matti blankly in the mirror for another second before the younger man rolled his eyes and headed for the door.
“Right. Tara.” The scolding had hit him from left field but it was a valid point and Julian felt a little sick at how self centered he’d gotten. Military operations weren’t fun in the slightest. “She’s coming in here—”
His question was truncated by the door bursting open. A woman entered, pushing a cleaning cart. She turned, slapping down a ‘cleaning, don’t enter’ sign, before shutting the door behind her.
It took the woman sliding open the cart and unloading a pistol for herself, a pistol and sniper rifle for Matti, and thrusting a pistol into Julian’s hands for him to recognize Luli.
“I didn’t realize you’d be changing,” he said, still staring at the gun.
“Take your weapon. Lapinsky did say I’d be bringing the weapons, yes?” She glared at the sniper for his lack of communications before pulling out a number of guns, including one of the venojets Julian recognized from Sofia’s lab.
“Thought it was obvious.” Matti wasn’t paying them much mind as his fingers danced over his rifle, before snapping off a few components to fit it in his backpack. “MY apologies, Luli.”
Luli seemed to think better of scolding him. “Just take this… dart gun thing and get into position.”
He saluted. “Copy that Specialist.” He looked at Julian, that serious look back in his eyes. “You’re on civilian protection duty. Remember that.”
Then he slung the bag over his shoulder and disappeared from the bathroom.
Luli pulled out a spray bottle. “Alright, give me a second to clean a bit. Make it look convincing. You know how to hide that thing—Blake! Point it at the ground!”
Julian fumbled the gun before pointing it down. Trigger control was a lot easier to forget than he’d thought.
“Uh, just like, in my waistband?”
She sighed. “Let me finish getting the mirrors. Just don’t kill anyone while I’m at it.”
Soon the room was filled with the acrid scent of cleaners and Luli put back the chemicals.
“Here, change out your clothes. Careful not to dislodge your hair.” Her own transformation had been dramatic: makeup gone, hair now in a bun that hid the red streak, she could have been a different person.
Julian felt like his own disguise was not as effective. He still looked like Pieter Petroff but in a janitor’s outfit. It wasn’t until Luli plopped a hat on his head that he felt better.
“Alright, we’re on bathroom duty,” she said. “We’ve got four more to hit before everyone is armed. Ready?”
What followed was probably the most fun he’d had on the whole operation. No one looked twice at the two of them as they coasted down the hall with their big cleaning cart. They slipped into the first bathroom, halfway down the hall, where Shanti and LaForge were shooting the shit.
They both jumped to attention and Julian and Luli burst in, bearing gifts. Both rewarded the pair with face splitting grins as they received their gifts.
“Felt naked without this,” LaForge said, holstering his.
“Ew, not something anyone wants to see.”
“Shut up, Shanti.” This one surprisingly came from Luli, who had a wry grin on her face. “Now get to your positions and radio in the Colonel when you get there.”
They both saluted. “Copy that Specialist.”
The next bathroom was a little harder cause the spring breakers crowd was coed. Nisslon and Bruni were both in the women’s room, which Julian and Luli hit first, only to find it occupied with more than just the soldiers.
An older woman toting a six year old girl was loudly discussing Bruni’s piercing.
“Ma’am—” the private started, but the woman wasn’t having too much of it.
“And you’ve got the nerve to tell me and my child to leave when she has to go potty. You, looking like that.” She gestured at Bruni.
Nisslon, who wasn’t known for her patience, was looking about ready to go when Luli cleared her throat.
“Well you’re all going to have to continue this at a different restroom because this one is closed for cleaning.” The four paused mid argument and turned to Luli. Julian could see both soldiers’ eyes scan over her, puzzlement creasing their brows. Then Bruni’s eyes landed on Julian and she rolled them hard.
“Eurgh. Fine. Let’s just go to the one by the fucking gate,” Nisslon said.
“My child!” shrieked the woman.
“Mommy I don’t have to go potty. Can we go on the plane now?”
Julian watched as the four left, each in a different state of annoyance. Luli watched them leave before sighing.
“Clear the restrooms. How hard is it to clear the restrooms?” She massaged her temples for a moment before pulling out her spray bottle and dousing the room in a lethal amount of cleaner.
“Why are you doing that?” Julian asked, coughing.
“Gotta make it look like we were here.” She emptied what looked like an entire container of bleach into one of the toilets. “Hate cleaning bathrooms. Anything but bathrooms. Haven’t cleaned one since I was seven.”
Julian wanted to offer his assistance but he was afraid to get in her way. Not to mention, he didn’t want to mess up his hair or makeup.
It took Luli another five minutes to make the room look, well, not clean, but maybe cleaned. Once they made it to the men’s restroom, the weapons drop went smoother.
“Took your sweet time,” Howard grumbled as he loaded up his guns.
“You can bring that up with Nilsson and Bruni.” Luli shoved some extra guns into his hands. ”Those are theirs.”
“They got caught up with a mom who wouldn’t leave,” Julian said, trying to provide some context. “So we just kinda kicked them all out. They’re at the bathroom by the gate.”
“Copy that, zombie.”
Julian pulled a face but didn’t say anymore as the four soldiers filed from the room.
The other drops went more smoothly. At one point Luli even trusted Julian to drop the guns off with Grace.
“I need to take a call. Ditch those with the Sergeant and meet me at the bathroom by Gate A8.”
She wasn’t supposed to have left him but he was confident in his ability to pull off the task. He knocked twice on the women’s restroom door.
“In here!” He could recognize the dulcet tones of the Sergeant anywhere so he cleared his throat and shouted back.
“Maintenance! Uh, cleaning, rather.” Off to a brilliant start but there was no time to kick himself. Instead he pushed the cart in, slapped down the sign, and wheeled around to face a tense looking Grace. Her disguised covered her shockingly blond hair with a brown wig and her scars were masterfully hidden.
“Just you?” she asked. “Where’s… Tara?”
“I think cleaning lady is Milly. Tara was my son’s girlfriend.”
She nodded and a corner of her lip lifted in a smile. “You following along fine?”
“Yeah I think so! We had some trouble with two of the spring breakers. Couldn’t get the civies out of the restroom so we had to improvise.”
She bit back a smile for about a half second before laughing. “Damn kid, we really got our top agent out there.” Then she looked over his shoulder. “Where is Milly?”
“She had to take a call.” Her look worried him for a second and he looked over his shoulder, as if also expecting to see Luli. “Is that weird?”
Grace shook her head as she set to work pulling her guns out of the cart. “Just means the Colonel’s got more shit to chat about than she can text. Probably got eyes on Von Martwitz.” A grin spread across her face, either at the idea of facing down the immortal or at the large gun she’d unsheathed from the cart. “Hello again, girl.”
Julian wasn’t really a pacifist but he didn’t like how much the soldiers loved their pet guns. It shouldn’t bother him but when he looked at the guns, he felt uneasy, knowing that every single one of them had killed a human being. It seemed downright ominous to dote on something that had killed so much.
“Right. So does that mean we’re pressed for time?”
Grace looked at him. “Honestly, couldn’t tell you. I’d ask Luli when you get outside.”
“Right. Alright.” He hovered, wanting to say more. The idea that Lady Helga could be arriving any minute made him suddenly realize how real this mission was. If it went ugly, there were a lot of people he might just never see again.
“You got that look on your face.”
He looked back at her, whatever look she’d referred to now replaced with a wry, if tired, smile. “You think this thing is gonna go sideways?”
“Mmm, no. I think it might be unsuccessful because of how much could go wrong, but it’s not going to end with everyone dying. Worst case scenario…” She looked back at her gun. “We just call Omicron and give them the head’s up.”
He nodded, still tense, so she put a hand on his shoulder. “I know I shouldn't worry,” he said but she shook her head.
“You’re not a soldier and you shouldn’t be here. So yeah, second combat situation in a few weeks for someone who should be in a lab or whatever, I get it.” Her eyes were that same earnest blue that burned when they got into a discussion about immortality and religion or when she was kicking his ass in training. “You’re handling it well. Trust the process.” She slung her gun over her back and pulled her long coat over it before striding to the door. “Oh, and Julian?”
“Hmm?” He looked over from his cart at her.
“Give ‘em hell if they do come for you. You know what it’s like.” With this, and final grin, she was out the door.
Will we get our first peek at the elusive Lady Helga next chapter? Or will Julian blow his cover? Find out later today!
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2020.06.18 12:35 Pitzaz Peeing toilet cam

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So that night, before I went to bed, I deliberatley didn't go to the toilet first, even though I did quite need it. The next morning, I woke up really desperate, but I refused to pee. I took my daughter, Chloe, to nursery and had to clench my thighs together because the vibrating car was really testing my bladder. I cam home and did some house work but by ten thirty I was jiggling around like a mad woman. To avoid giving in, I walked to the shop where I knew there was no loo.
On the way back, I had to avoid looking at bushes because the temptation to just go and squat was almost overpowering. Back home, I pressed my hand between my legs and watched TV to distract me. At lunch I drank some water, because no matter how bad I had to go, I hadn't drunk anything all morning.
I then picked chloe up from nursery. Her teacher began talking to me and I was nearly crying by the time the conversation ended twenty mintues later. God, I had to pee! We got into the car, and the first thing chloe said was "I need to pee." I was then treated to a running commentary of how desperate she was while I tried to concentrate on driving, and not my pulsing bladder.
I was so desperate that when we got out of the car, I had to hobble into the house.
"I'm bursting mummy!" Chloe reminded me. So I decided to go when she'd finished - assuming I could hold on that long. Chloe ran up the stairs to the bathroom, dancing around in desperation. "Quick mummy!" But I could only take tiny steps, and with my hands firmly between my legs, climbing stairs was no easy feat. I was doubled over to stop the pee from coming out as I put chloe onto the toilet. But the sound of her gushing pee was too much. I had to go. NOW.
There was no way I could wait till Chloe had finished, but I didn't want to pee in my pants. I stripped off my jeans and knickers and stepped into the bath. Pee was already running down my leg by the time I'd straightened up. "What are you doing? You can't wee in the bath!" said chloe horrified. The relief was really pleasurable and I started to moan with happiness.
"Mummy!" said Chloe, reminding me of her presence. At that moment, I knew I was going to have an orgasm. "Chloe! Go outside and shut the door, there's a good girl!" I gasped, my eyes closed as I tried not to yell out. The second I heard the door close, I moved my hand down to my vagina, where hot pee was pouring out. I rubbed my clit and moaned with pleasure. I then proceed to enjoy the best masturbationI have ever had.
Mind you, 18 hours is pretty pitiful. Does anybody else has stories about holding their own pees too?
Edit: Correcting misspelling
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2020.04.07 20:18 melivor Peeing toilet cam

Hi /catcare,
We adopted this two and a half year old handsome but timid cat from someone about two weeks ago. He's a great cat - cuddly, likes to be petted, plays, uses his litter box, etc. We could not have asked for a better furry friend, and we look forward to giving him the best cat life possible!
Maybe it's as simple as needing to wait much longer, but he is still retreating and hiding behind the toilet in the spare bathroom we designated for him to acclimate in. I'm pretty sure he's warmed up to us - he'll come out and let us brush/pet/play with him when we reach out to him a little bit with our hands. But he gets noticeably scared at any noises coming from other parts of the apt - especially doorknobs. He will run away and retreat at the sound of one.
Our strategy has been to leave the door open so he can explore the next room at his own pace, and once he's comfortable there, we'll open up the next door to the rest of the apartment. At play time, we'll pet/play with him closer to the door, and when he actually goes into the other room we give him pets and treats. Right after is meal time, so day by day I've been slowly pushing his food bowl towards the door so he can see there's no danger in the other room. We're also starting to clicker train him, so hopefully we can train him to "relax" while desensitizing him to noises.
This all falls apart as soon as a door opens or we get up to leave and do other stuff. He'll retreat back behind the toilet, and stay there all day until we come to play/pet/feed again. We made a few spots in this room that he can hide/lay on:

I know these are not as ideal as a proper cat tree. We're saving up to buy or build one hopefully soon. This pandemic makes it hard to justify going out unless absolutely necessary.
There's a couple things I think are making him so reluctant to come out.
My point is, after all the noise and us being stressed out while searching for him those two days, I think he has very negative associations with the adjacent room now. Below is a rough sketch I made of the room I'm talking about and the bathroom he's staying in. This is actually the master bedroom, but we've made it into our office/entertainment room.
https://imgur.com/a/jtpQ8Cp
And here's an album with pictures of some of the things I'm talking about here, with captions: https://imgur.com/a/lKNu5hx
Any advice is greatly appreciated. Thanks for reading.
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2020.02.09 22:28 _ekinax_ 3GS Of tormenting education releasing the self from the mistakes of self creation

(My ego in this story was discovered in my subconscious manifestation of Lucy/ or even the grudge appearance and which I discovered through lsd.) (Context)I was chilling out Friday with my buddy (JM used to keep privacy) JM. He asked me the day before to do shrooms with him the next day because we were having deep talks about all the things we think about when it comes to people and their psychology to psychs and weed etc etc. we both decided that we’d end up doing 3GS Friday due to a snow day which our district is very lucky to get here up North in America. Starts out normally at id say 11 just for time sake. I didn’t keep track of time this time which isn’t normal of me but I was trying to achieve ego death and lose all sense of self. We talked for 10-20 minutes Then I layed down in bed to start listening to music and trip out. 20 minutes pass and let’s say it’s 11:40pm 11:45. So at this point I must’ve passed out by accident or the ego death I was starting to get cams on too fast. I woke up at about 12 after having a slow dream that just felt like I was breathing and seeing the smoke go out of my breath and swirl. But anyways when I woke up I just had this overstimulation feeling across my whole chest like my skin was all pushing pressure out from my chest. Nothing painful tho, nothing too scary just very overwhelming. Enough tho to cause enough panic to where I question myself and safety but my girlfriend and friend jM are able to reassure me that I am okay and that I will be okay soon.
(Peak)I then here Lucy (Lucy is my subconscious embodiment of my ego which I’ve met through lots of lsd) :D. She says hey behind me after about 20 minutes of my muscles constricting and me kinda squirming around in a panic on my bed. It was at this point that the feeling became stronger and my words became filled with emotions. It was so hard to speak, I could only get 2 words out probably a second. But every. Single. Word that came out. Had meaning to me. It broke me. It taught me.
(Realizations and more)The guilt tripping that I thought my girlfriend who lives with me would give me. I realized it comes from my own thought patterns. It came from the pain and suffering of a relationship I’ve been through.
I was freaking out a bit more now at this point just because the stimulation was getting stronger and due to the trip I wasn’t so logical as much. But I had this feeling that my original shaman, well say Shaman just for privacy, could help me out maybe.
I got help from my girl and JM and I called up Shaman. So when he doesn’t answer and then calls back about 5 minutes. He picks up and we’re on video on Snapchat. I’m talking to him and I’m asking him,
“Is this normal?” “Am I okay?” “Where am I going?” “Is this the afterlife?” 😂
But then whence I finally calm down. (Id like to point out this is all on my bed) and close my eyes and lay back. Shaman says to me on the phone like as if he somehow knew, that I closed my eyes. “You are okay. You are going to return back to normal. You’ve got your girl and you’ve got your buddy JM right there(as he did this in my eye lids they both had light shine from where they were) you will return” and then I opened my eyes. Panicked for probably 2 more seconds. Closed again and then I felt okay. I sat up. Realized that I take my self too seriously. Thought of joe Rogan and started flipping everything off for 5 minutes. I pick up shaman again on the phone, and I have to go to the bathroom. I bring my phone up after awkwardly staring at my girl and JM for a minute and said to Shaman” am I in the middle room?”shaman says “You could look at it that way yea 😂” then he hangs up after going to talk to his ma, and I pee thinking about rick and morty and that bathroom scene where the galaxy and the toilet with rick sitting on it.
Last thought was “it feels like I’m in a land of freedom of expression and creativity” and then me and my girl spent the rest of the night together and I’ve never been more in love in my life. She’s my flower and my heart. I couldn’t thank shrooms and it’s power to heal anymore than I could thank my beloved friends and lovely wifey. Without them I wouldn’t have understood my self the way I do today.
I love you all. And safe trips to you
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2019.04.02 19:19 Toastaddict67 Cam peeing toilet

So in the early hours of the morning (Around 4:30 am) I was deffinately no closer to sleep worrying about induction, then its like all my insides did a lurch downwards. About ten minutes later I'm having strong regular contractions and feel safe enough to wake the hubby for a bit of support. With her being so late and with a few previous false flags I'm still not 100% I beleive she's on the way. Give or take another 15/20 mins I scream to my husband that "I need drugs!" manage to pull on some clothes and reluctantly make my way to the car though sitting in it and trusting my husband to drive over our small village speed bumps is a bit tricky.
When we arrive to the hosipital at around 6 am I get moved to my room, and brutally forced to lay on the bed, (I really really didnt want to) Gas and air was getting sucked up like my life depended on it and for the most part helped, however I could not for the life of me pee and everytime I had to come away from the gas to use the toilet the pain was unbareable. I ended up having a shot of diamorphine which helped soooooo much! Time pretty much flew by with few issues unless I came off the gas for too long, the next thing I know the morning shift midwives come on and do a quick check, I decide instead of my planned pool I just want more diamorphone at this point as I'm getting myself worked up about the pain. However after a quick check it's too late I'm fully dilated and off to the pool we go!
Honestly the pushing just cam as a relief, it hurt but I was just so much more comfertable being able to move in the water and take control a little bit. I'd completely lost track of time at this point but it was amazing how much more relaxed I felt in the pool, the hubby noticed the difference straight away. After not too long in the pool and big few final pushes Sarah entered the world at 11:20 am at a not tiny 8 pounds 8 ounces. My placenta followed shortly after and came out whole.
The only issue that followed was a third degree tear which has meant that I'm to spend the night at the birth centre after being stitched back up, of course after getting the natural birth I wanted I had to have an epidural to get stitched back up! But sat here with my stubborn little girl who had to wait right till the last minute, totally smitten! For all those ladies waiting I hope my story gives you a bit of hope that you'll still get the birth you want! And even if not I swear things go a bit smoother when they've been in the oven that extra bit of time! Cant stop looking at my little princess!!!!
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2018.11.01 19:01 mitom2 Toilet peeing cam

sub URL

https://old.reddit.com/AskReddit/comments/9qea7j/serious_what_are_some_musthave_smartphone_apps/
sub title: "[Serious] What are some must-have smartphone apps most people don't know about?"
initial thread for this sub.
sorted by top. alternatives in same subthred separated with commas.
RunPee
Habitica, Loop Habits
Die With Me, Alive With Me
Genius Scan, Notes, Dropbox, Google Drive, Adobe Scan(?), Cam Scanner, Office Lens
Sleep as Android, Sleep Cycle
Clue, Spot On, Flo, P Tracker lite
Google Keep, Edison, Inbox (until 03 2019)
Merlin, Usidore
My Fitness Pal, Cronometer, Fatsecret, Lose It, Foodmap
CamScanner, Google Drive, Office Lens, Notes, ScanBot
Alarmy
Nova Launcher, Microsoft Launcher for Android
Reddit is Fun, Reddit Sync, Apollo, Alien Blue, Narwhal, Boost, Relay, Joey
Splitwise
Wunderlist, Google Keep
VoiceAloud Reader
Youtube Vanced, NewPipe
Sky View, Star Walk 2
PDANet+
Google Rewards
Our Home
Waze GPS, Google Maps
Google Photos.
Speedtest
Slydeal
Level Up Life
Transit, OneBusAway, Citymapper
Youper, Daylio, eMoods, Insight Timer
Moon
HopJob, Taskrabbit
Snapseed
Our Groceries, Google Keep, Bring!
Runescape
Key Ring
IFTT
Twilight, TF Lumens
Muslim Pro
Bubble Level
Informed Delivery
Flight Radar 24
QuakeFeed
RadarScope
Tides
Taylor
Flipp
PDF To Images
Ibotta
Shazam
LastPass
Photomath
TSA Precheck, Mobile Pass, Mobile Passport
Where Is Public Toilet
MeetUp, EventBrite
Taco Bell, McDonald's
MINT, Personal Capital
Radio Garden, TuneIn
SmokeFree
X-plore
Opera Mini
Leafly
Maps.me
Anki
Vysor
Weather Underground, Weather Puppy
Libby
Hangouts
Weblock, Firefox Focus
S'more
Photo Vault Hide Your Nudes
Lucky Patcher
Splittr
ChangEd!
WiFi Map
PRISM
My Data Manager
Wabbit Emu
Swift Keyboard
Offline Survival Manual
ReadItToMe

of all apps, Google Keep seems to be most useful for may purposes. after writing this TLDRT, i downloaded "Where Is Public Toilet", because it seems most useful to me. inside the USA, USPS's "Informed Delivery" seems to be most useful.

firstpost disclaimer:
this post is the minimal leel of what posts should be. have a Link to the original post and a list ov everything relevant. i will make it sticky in the beginning, so people can get the idea (and some nice apps too).
as reddit is all about getting karma, everyone may reply to this post with a better version. description of apps, pros ad cons, URLs to the Play Store, whatever. with the upvotes on different ways to approach the best TLDRT, the community may decide what the want by themselves.
maybe someone will even buid a bot, that adds a post to posts here in the original after 48 hours. it's all about what you want and need. feel free to submit whatever TLDRT you want.
just keep it free of imperial units such as gallons, miles, pounds, … - those should be destroyed ayways and will be deleted by me, if i find them.
ceterum censeo "unit libertatem" esse delendam.
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2018.07.08 14:52 AmIbaconingyet Peeing toilet cam

In a previous post here someone mentioned therapy and during a recent attempt at therapy, it was group therapy, we were discussing someone in the groups sexual abuse. I found myself reacting very badly and was really upset by the end of the session. I was sexually abused by one of my mums boyfriends when I was 3 years old.
My mum left me alone with him while she went to the launderette. I had an awareness of the abuse always. but it was in the form of little images, feelings, smells, the odd word here and there, the point is I have my own memories of it.
My mum would tell me from almost as early as I can remember about what happened that day. She would tell me that she went to the launderette then got a feeling that something was wrong and cam home to find he had blocked the door, when she eventually got in she says he had not had a chance to do anything. She says she got my granddad and uncle to beat him up and that was that. She would then always end this story with "If I thought you remembered any of it I would be heartbroken. I just couldn't cope with it. Do you remember any of it?" To which I was always too scared of upsetting her to say anything other than I don't remember. But I did. I know he did do something. Not as much as he would have wanted but he did. I am also pretty sure from other memories that this was not the only time. I remember him washing me and touching me and I remember being in the toilet with him and watching him pee and him saying I could touch it and him calling it his snake. (Side note I was super scared of snakes for this reason - my mum knew I was scared of them but claimed not to know why. I came home one day to a new pet snake in the family!- such a bitch!) Anyway, all of the memories are not fully formed and often are little more than feelings and anxieties.
She also told a story about having sex with a boyfriend on my single bed with me sleeping in it. Again she would ask if I remember. I don't remember this one. We lived in a single bed flat. Her bed was in the same room as mine and a few feet away. Why she would choose/ allow this is beyond my comprehension as an adult. I could never consider such a thing.
She would also show me a picture of this random guy that she kept and ask me if I knew who he was always with a weird smirk on her face. She would tell me he was some random guy from a church group she joined when we were broke and desperate and that I really liked him. I would always be a little afraid of the picture and to my knowledge shes kept it to this day. I can't say for sure he was the guy but I certainly don't feel like I liked him.
After that therapy session I thought I would finally allow myself to think about these things for the first time (there was no point before as she had made it clear I was to never allow her to know I knew it happened) so I did and I am almost 100% sure I was sexually abused on more than one occasion by the same man.
I am also logically looking at all of these incidents and also knowing how my mums twisted brain works I am pretty sure she helped to groom me to keep her boyfriend interested in her.
I think she allowed him to do things like bath me or have sex on my bed to entice him to keep his interest as she was so desperate for attention, she just decided last minute she wasn't quite ok enough for him to have full sex with me so she came back that day and stopped him. I know that I went to live with my grandparents from about 3 until I was 4, my 4th birthday to be exact. I wonder if she ever did do anything about what he did or if it was a lie and instead she sent me away and kept him until he inevitably lost interest in her.
My therapist was useless when I revealed my thoughts a few sessions later and offered me no idea of how to seek external support for this specific thing. He literally shrugged at me when I asked him. So I left the group feeling quite hurt.
I'm NC with my mum but this year due to a stupid thing my enabler step dad did she emailed me and I sent a very strongly worded reply telling her to back off and in it implied I knew what she had done. I did this hoping that I was wrong. That she'd get angry but instead shes never replied and actually listen to me. I feel she would not have if she hadn't done anything wrong.
Its been about 2/3 years since I pieced it all together. I've discussed it with my best friend and ex husband both of which had heard me tell my mums version of the story said they had never believed it but didn't want to burst my bubble. I have no idea what I do next. I don't feel so hurt by the sexual abuse, it feels so distant and so many years being distant from it, it I don't feel much but I am hurt by my mums betrayal. She was a shitty person but I at least had our early life together as some sort of proof she had cared about me but even thats tainted and I feel so hurt by it and so very unloved and unlovable that my own mother would actively allow this. I honestly don't know what to do next.
Has anyone else got a similar experience? And if so what have you done to move past it? I feel stuck with this and I have no one to address it with. I don't know where to start getting clarity on it, hell I might be wrong about her involvement, I can never really find out because she will never have that conversation with me. I just want to move forward from it.
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2018.03.12 04:28 Impatientkiwi Toilet cam peeing

I was planning to just pop this into the daily thread before I went in for my HSG, but I had a fairly unique experience, so I thought I'd make a post for the benefit of anyone searching this sub in the future. I'm a biologist and I write a lot so I apologise if this is sciency or reads like an article. I've put a small background which is kinda important, if you just want the HSG experience bit then scroll down, it's in bold. The uterus bit is also bold.
Relevant Background 2014: Left ovary and tube removed via laparotomy, due to large mucinous cystadenoma (around 25cm/9 inches). Benign. Right-sided 'smaller' cyst (10cm ish). Everything else was apparently unremarkable.
2014-2018: Ongoing right sided pelvic pain, variously explained by functional cysts, muscle tension, and "we don't know".
August 2017 - now: TTC. We saw our GP/family Dr in January after 7 cycles (I have shorter, 23-26 day cyles), and she ordered some tests before we could be referred to an RE. All my hormonal tests were perfect (you can find them in my post history if you want). My SO had an SA which actually came back with low count and motility (9 mil, 27%). That scored us an early referral to our publicly funded fertility service. The RE we saw there ordered more tests - repeat SA for my partner, an AMH blood test and an HSG for me. I don't know the result of my AMH, but my partner's SA had a normal count but still the same 27% motility.
The HSG I was shitting myself beforehand, I was so so nervous. I've had loads of transvaginal ultrasounds done (cysts and chronic pain) so it wasn't like I didn't know kind of what to expect. I think it was the hospital and the mental links back to when I had surgery? I breathed myself out of a panic attack (thanks also to my tfab frand, 9m9 <3). I took 400mg of ibuprofen about 15 mins before I went back. The head nurse came and got me, and took me to a little room where she explained the whole procedure, went over my surgical history, and I signed the consent form. Then I got changed into a comfy hospital gown (kept my bra and tshirt on, and my socks).
They had this cool sliding table in the room. So I just had to sit on the end and lay back, then pop my legs up in stirrups and I was already in the perfect place to insert the catheter. The radiologist first wiped me down with antiseptic (which they warmed up first, thanks nurses). Then she put the speculum in and found my cervix - mine has always been easy to find and she got it right away. Then she put the catheter in which I didn't feel. Then they blew up the little balloon to keep it in/make a seal so the dye doesn't run out the bottom. This was a bit achey, like my normal period cramps I'd say. The level of pain was that I'd have liked a heat pack but it wasn't unbearable. At this point I took my legs out of the stirrups (onto the nurse’s shoulders lol) and they slid the whole table back somehow so it was longer and i could put my legs flat and lie normally. 👍🏼.
Then they put the dye in, which I actually couldn't feel!! I was expecting this to be super uncomfortable but it was fine. It is where it gets weird though. They took a bunch of X-rays, with the dye in, from the top and the sides. The radiologist said it looked a bit weird and would I mind if she did a TV ultrasound while the dye was still in there, which was fine with me. So I got dildo-cammed as well, bang for your buck I guess?!! She explained while doing the TV that she couldn't see my right tube on the X-ray, and that my uterus was a funny shape. She also checked my kidneys with a normal ultrasound (SUPER BANG FOR BUCK OMG). For this bit I just drew my feet up towards me with my knees pointing at the roof, and She put the twand in, as the catheter was still there too so it was a bit fiddly. I've never had an issue with TV scans, they just feel like a bit of weird pressure.
Then they went back for more X-rays! They asked if they could push a bit more dye and said it could be a bit more uncomfortable, but hey, at this point I want answers so I said yep, go for it! This bit I definitely felt. It was like a period cramp but very sharp, but with a slow onset, so not enough to take my breath away. To be honest it was only as bad as the chronic pain I've had for the last four years on a bad day, so I wasn't too bothered. I was able to roll on my side and back again for more pictures. After that they pulled out the catheter (didn't feel a thing), gave me a nice big pad and a towel and sent me to the bathroom to pee/clean up.
I had a bit of blood on the pad and in the loo, and a bunch of ultrasound goo, and I guess the dye, I think it mostly came out into the toilet though. I went back in once I was tidied up and had my pants on to get a run-down.
Unicornuate Uterus So the Radiologist said she couldn't visualise the right tube at all. She also noted that my uterus was a weird shape - more of a sausage shape than a typical triangular uterus. She had hypothesized that there were two uteruses, but on the TV scan she could only see one (and she had a good rummage!), and couldn't find two cervixes either. So her conclusion was that I probably have a left-sided unicornuate uterus, beacuse it's so unlikely to have an invisible blockage of the tube that makes it completely impossible to fill/access with the dye. If you google a picture, that's exactly what my X-rays looked like. This is where one side of the uterus/tube fails to develop during normal fetal development. The ovaries have a different origin so they are usually both present when only half the uterus is. So at the moment I have the left half of my uterus, which has had it's associated tube and ovary removed. And a right ovary, hanging out by itself, dutifully popping out eggs every 24-ish days.
I came home and put my comfy pants on, grabbed a heat pack and made a cup of tea (and submitted an abstract for a conference!). The ibuprofen seems to have worked and I'm not in much pain, it all feels a bit full down there and I was a bit shaky, not sure if that was mental or physical though!
Future Radiologist's report will recommend my RE to order an MRI to confirm her suspicions. I'm not sure if a laparoscopy will follow from that but it may do. I guess then if/when confirmed, my only way to conceive will be via IVF, as my uterus is one closed up sausage. IVF is publicly funded in New Zealand, however I don't know if this would bump me up the current waiting list (of 15 months...!), will have to wait and see (again). I think i'm still a bit shellshocked, my partner hasn't come home from work yet so I still need to explain it to him. I think we will tell my parents this weekend too, they're currently in the dark on everything. I really hope this post is helpful for anyone reading in the future!! Happy to message anyone that wants to chat :).
TL;DR: I'm a unicorn (maybe)!
(Edited to add a few details about the groovy table)
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2018.03.05 14:37 3SMASteam Peeing cam toilet

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Pushora tudo
Synergie
lift your ass and dance , cuz we gonna get the stocks up,
stem cells up my butt I`m free
You(I) look cool when you visit
Sorri, cuz I got 2 good time in the smudgespongue, I cleaneditallforoverallmost.
Beentology
Out of Order: Lucid Bitch # Artists # Hippies # Complex People #
Main siip Non confrontational characters FailedArtists/Droppencillers INQUISITION Prision world category
Powers:see what i have posted on my back, perfect closerange walkitalkies passers of info , instant prediction (5seconds(everyone can guess the weather)), Wallookers (never behond (they fractalize the present instant moment)) , Concept tellers (they cannot tell more / not so much super)
Razurers Editors - change the meaning or adding slight changes. Underliner Crude Imitators - imitating your singing or dancing to the worse ErronicReps - imitate you to Playforths - cant ruin the song DubbedArtists Mutualists - addicted to the word, or the feeling of confusion or the feelings felt before and being replicated. ErronicReps - 9gag image teleporters ratcher image sketchers TalkingSinger - singer that sublimes you with smurfness OldDilemmaSpamers - yung machine Analwatchers - love toilet asms SeetroughWaller´s - seeing your bodys position behind the wall and bitching the position. , InstantVerbalImitators Boring jabbas - never entertained Annoying criers - get off me, Pongmonkeys - you know Good doggers - Yeah! He-s good, Builders- hes a builder. 3second dancers - hey - dance with you and at you. NaziPetOwners - Sit Down! the neverlegos - Ego, its ego , evil, evil, evil. BitchBitchers - bitch RadarExplorers SexsOrientDiscoveries SexyWatchers - bi anual Time tidies(too much) Fake moaners - ooOOOoohh Oui Scent Enhancer Girls chiken imitators opium girls scent Ewwwwalks
StayAshoreWeirdoes Sexy(not so)Ironic girly moans Megafone Girls Download Scent Women Image funbler Girls Download image Women passers Sheep Imitators GirlyLaughingPortal LikeScalers ShooterReferees - Kill dangerous ratRacers - Losers , he allready lost Fruit Medlers - Podre / Fraish deadBabyCleaners - disgust on you FingerFilosophers Swippers GirlyPassEyes getting teleported to GirlyLaughWorld SewingConnectors no facer ARTISTS - 000000000000?~?0000000000000000
Your own
Teacher Narrating Smurfs teacher Rapper Dancer sketcher N ACTIONS Dancer Extreme Yoga on the Dancefloor Broken Phone Phonologist Imagination Maestro MiniTantricGod - no seks just iPhysics
Main siip Culture
restau hunt Selfie Drivetrough buy it online 5 yearis Old Swipe cockcoughing BitchingBitches UntappedGenius SaturatedAudioWorld Walksitalkin Cars spam the loader Zedbrains, melted dicks and gold on CommunalWipe Swippers duckface MuesliMilk Bluescreen-Nato words nonColapsingfloors CloroformianHymns SoapyBitches
Bitches # Bio Sensors of Phones (not on human mode) #Cams #3rdCammers # # Zomies # Pink Bank #Smurf # Handicap Rappers # Narrators # Holyluded
A.B. # Bees n ants # GTB # Clones # Underwater # Meta junkies # Socratic Fire # Terminator Seeds(NonLiteral) # Playlist2Many # BDSM wor(l)d , l between parentisis # 5k Chinese China old babys holding me at night# Meltals # SPANNERS # PEEPHOLE # OnWorld #Politics # Fi(FEM FIT FILL FEEL FEED FEAR)WORLD # Bad Clouds # WhattheHammelje # Matrix Workers
O MY GUTS # GERMMANY # ART # GODS # DANCE # UNIVERSIS # RAINBOW # OUT OF SPECTRUM # 3LOVE3 # CLOUDS # DoTCHUGAL # SLUG # SCMETTERLING #
Bitche`s just factory controlers of Players/ makers, and they advocate the prision sistem vibes(racistification , making you want to Squeal (bitching so the cellphone gets it) , making you want to be all audio resented) promoting luxury, promoting silent violence) / productivity (no nonsense) / hospital
BAD THINGS
Vomit on the world (its Saturated for them) dragging you to the same mindset. Locking Colors patterns in the world(why do all or most of the people dress in shades of grey or camo or jaguar?) Eating diamonds for Breakfast(Common bitch only used to perfection, he eats everything allready made)
GOOD THINGS (Never listen)
Promoting productivity (never listen) Colors Bring attention Promoting expressive mind images promoting DIFERENT MINDSETS
Q`s:
Can they see Imagination as Imagery or feel? If they feel only, is it a mix of both or only you?
Can they Go out of it?Not without Change How far can a normal Bitch Get your position?like age of empires villager behind the castle sillouette thing?
Their Spanning System is sit on top of creative people
Tempo toma conta do respeito, exchanging all my luck for skill
They Like:
- Mind Hygine: Cannot read out loud - Buda EMPTY comunal mindset (perplexive, do they even think loud? no they just feelit hollow . My theory is that they had "parasitical" pleasure overload they change sides): Keep flowing - Engagement Marriege: Keep Flowing, dont Cam -A bitch doesnt have a lot of Mind Sanitation or She wants more from the place she is. -that you loose mindtime to their replies.
What is A SmurfBitch?
-They feed on loneliness(timed loneliness), use human sounds to hook and fish people, they find fun in that game. -Saturated with info at the present time -Unstable - YOU CAN HAVE A SMURF BITCH % ,
Loser
Gullible to all info Repetition(movements) Being Self Concious
Bitches % Smurfs % Ticking offon people Repetition(Usefull/spam) Jungling(malabaras de todo)(lesiones de mi barrio) Connecting in a Normal Way time beats respect %of time WalkSitTalk EatSleep %being in bitchy mode (or for a bitch just the time they use to expell the word) Being Others Concious
Schwarzed Builder % Having a plan Sense of Logistics- Map, Objects Ticking off your goals Having productive movement flow Sense of time Seeing Limitations- Strenght, time Seeing Resources- Untapped inner resources Envisioning with Real parameters Making your people Happy Eating Properly % Not being barrierd by audio Idle time/ resting without moving
God Artists %
Creativity
%Feeling Good, not the same Flows Dance moves %of time danceing,
Fullcuore Imagination(citta) , Smoking the Brain , letting the Colorfull girl Out , Wind bender - Physics - Samadi Physics (Crazy Reel) - Color memory (cosensed in this bitch)YOU - Sketcher Maestro (you) in combination with Present Senses And Downloaded Senses.
being in different mindsets Connecting positively Resting while Moving being with other`s transparently(even if others pulling your persiansi), /Experiencing not till treshold
DRealM Life Director%
Transitions between Jungling Life Sense of Person/comunnal Logistics Getting The Beast out of people (Unlocking people`s true Animal Potential)
Envisioning Concept Imagining Process to try Options Going Lucid in The Dream World(having a plan)
Shaman Buda %
(...)
Dance is (this is)
Karma
Hater is the safest lover, unlockable colars many https://historiek.net/top-50-jiddische-woorden-in-het-nederlands/60629/
Inverted phonetics
Hardness Saudade
I tasted a burger today, it tasted lika banana.
Slow Walls
Law wall
wolf flow
murder redroom
ghetto albur
put your words in my mouthmind number noes special, nao me fodas
i dont exitheeth - kodak black framibody- everybody im from the Sqreek - Gucci mane Tchailence- shylence
For comunication Fornicaiton no for comunalemancipation of Soul.
Dreapsy (dream drip gypsi sea)
your buttons are sop smashed they dont popup. your melodie doesnt convince me cuz its sold out
Inspiration(*2kthagoon & BagTy - Friday The Perkteenth ) *Habbits,stairway of fetus spiral done to heaven.. it changes
Tell a story, dont lie on others,
a 1000 empty mares on your stare... im mime on the contraries.
Samelanin girls, I want to see, color some...
Bad tongues smurf, but good heads...
al this world is a pussy see seas sad sand zen niigas
people so goaled out of their fucking minds,
my pinkys chalk
You lived trough alh audiolife, with a shiiit of info that you spammed smashed like? if you stopped learning then why u tellin me?
-=You are the last remnant of ghost of america, being eaten from behond..
(criyolo) unugatota di bu madrinha Rusda Serv Pitchkaliti Matri Nos casa cozi ku tempo flee boy
Albur Come ou(on)t citta/ citano/ cheetah i can do this Loco
Reps mile mind mine mice mike trys drys cyan id girl guy ghoul game God is allon meGod is allow meGod is Ono(ff) meGod is tsunami
Cat really got to lick my sauce
Dotchuguese Trabejando bem gado domo obrigado gosaimasu ya bueda fish niggapao nao dizes nada ke`ke foi?
Tawaii Redrooms TINY black point white
Images for Flipbook
Lucky frog... green and psychedelic.
hashconcepts
black clouds ,pangea deep oceanet , grow my clarinet ,
Matrioshka buddha mindsets , take it slowlinstantaneous , new mythological allegories, communally blured ,, gmoWORDS, GGmo , harmlesscomputerprogrammijng princess ,schizofrenic sincronicity, new dutchall p update, , free them all ,disrupted compliance ,paradigm binary genetical age, wiring humans, mutant mates , pokeman, eyes 2d like screens, data crunches me numbers are those/ binded man looking for the sun / su-much-about-yo-stomach ache, go / I+A.I+data > I //you're hungry eles devoram / Dark ages call / 4d print on every being touched, a weapon made of waves , love/ many masks on avatars / violence, vacuum/ dirty psychics/ some conscious / ascending with Ashen / Atomic robots thin me/ sworn to cheese, no mice / squeechy micy burn indeed/ negative alchemy bombed every skull / own the knight , ownshell , vacuum below ,i got no low , grow up, when you're a zombie you don't love / Spiky hierarchy /i got my Vs on my shoulders / clean lows /data vendis /automate your cyberc clicks / Psychedelic frogfish / 101 1021 kings of all data / don't X Y, YYWise words die / bigdataboy / binary glasses were lost to the masses/ automatic kafka / orbmorphed in phonetics / dark tongues 5 key piano strokes / orchestrating spammers / social tick ticking offs cool / Spam shrines \ butt chicks / I get your trains from god, but hes not driving there / Flakly psychedelic / city zen / quetzalcoatle on my shoes, running / invertebrate brain / All you got for me, no privacy / feminine beer soy rice / uplifting / allegorythms of co-sensing sinesthesis / Spam fallout / tasting with strangers/ 88 / Words fallout in my mind masked I by many who / Constant cromenometry beats, hearths / creation monkey / i can do this Loco / Blitzkrieg conciousness / Big Mopa / 8spammerTentacles / different melanine same color, pink bank / schleeping pills / innercity / mosquiquiter / inverted burkas / plasma neo guts / blindmagic - oralfishing /reverse burka magic / magitech espelhoshade / third cam / saucsnatcher / sauciere / idle imagination usage for advantage / they resuming to their last port-olio / im so outside the box i feel like splinter cell / Sad true Rated / ZOOLOGIC HIDES ZOOLOGY, THATS my personal tasstry / new mythical allegories, in the black clouds, why dont you dive in. / thats good to shroom on / 8tentacles of love / Enteric Republic / SauceAvant / hyper targeting, im going nich new, ich you/ agile use of data / Sauced out im gonna keep my dancing / bunch of sauced out asados genius make playlist 2 ... never listen / you can google my guts when i´m just asleep, microverbally I will anwser with a moan / How are you guts? / my Highpeak is so alone / The world is a Female Resting place / mindcosts / tewntyfull / vanilla niggas/ they all diss... i dont listen neitherland/
Go out of the main take a leak peak\
Social psychologyZEN NIGGA / space times diamonds / je ne parle pas le bleu / im innit 2 deep... i a 4 D / your buttons are so smashed they dont popup. your melodie doesnt convince me cuz its sold out
bring time into spatial vizualize folders or of trees , augmented, gain time,
to see the growing tree, and imagine how many types of cats eyes , hygienernergy
Placement times Dance makes the Universe
change perspective, change numbers, gta gtb riding girl`s car,
Human Neuronal 4d Photoshop Vegas(Dark) things Tajmahal Saintpetersburg SacredGaudi Aladin Palace feathermatress tiger stealing fusing portal jumpp platform imaginarybasecamp kawaii cat Duster! jellyfish Mantaray UnderwaterCaves kawaiicave Brilloscuro addX inner world inner city SoundCastle repn0
Artists on my mind Joana vasconcelos Ernesto Neto Verner panthon Parametrized Softwaric JKRolling Japan The Rainbow Gathering instaTantra
Draw Aero Drag water cloths ballsmoke smoke curves underwater Coral eels
Brainstorming phonetics wordEvo rap ImageflippingFusion Fusion 4DPeeShopMovie
Place
noobtrappers
melt
Physics
Sci fi
swat drones mega hiper super jump galaxy dust magic rug lionesses hufflepuff hocuspocu post research singularitease aliens zion babylon tower pizza random pandoras schmetterling mariposa papillon platipus black paper time genie die acrylic dive whirlwind gust earthquake frood mudblood Mecho soma wine downloads from heaven grassed out confusticate glock burst silensor rick n morty fusion database biobase voodoo poodoo cuture designer fashion chic luxurious trips psychedelic neo zeitgeist morphed progesteronicutopian force of sature hard like liquid dies google glass gangsta gheghis mane horse communal silence buddha gueisha inner city Miss.Shakespear Amazonic avatar emancipation womancipation Glitched Clark`s Laws hacked production brains voluntary for the banks kiloyear light sail air bender Matrioshka brain tween frodo gamgee liquid diamond megastructure so unreal, megayear (n.) http://www.jessesword.com/sf/view/1651 masks robes desguises mindfood prayingMantis nanotech parking orbit precog pocket universcity posthuman psi replicant sapient sentience space elevator glassed topopolis http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Topopolistranshuman uplift xenology khaleesi lesson turncloak oathswiper Swiper DirtmagicMuggles electrons dragon balls genie co op
Elastic cyan Pass maintnance security prototype parachute test feel japan soft gooey air cushions tails 4d printing wireless bluethooth flags magnetic leggins rorshark 4d fluid 3d selfie from space cellphones medievil cold trigger sintony symbiose rythm insulation userexperienced sofa art research color pigments guiniea rice fields chinese maths kanji hiragana shields sails ships navio caravela chained rope semitransparent genes eva garden shi space transic drones flying hovering airtrick forces straps velcro
Main siip Non confrontational characters world category
Razurers Underliner Imitators Playforths DubbedArtists ErronicReps TalkingSinger OldDilemmaSpamers Analwatcher Boring jabbas Annoying crier Pongmonkeys Good doggers NaziPetOwners the neverlegos BitchBitchers RadarExplorers SexsOrientDiscoveries SexyWatchers Time tidies(too much) Sexy(not so)Ironic girly moans StayAshoreWeirdoes LikeScalers ShooterReferees deadBabyCleaners FingerFilosophers Editors GirlyPassEye getting teleported to GirlyLaughWorld SewingConnectors no facer
GANGSTA # GANGISH # SPIDERGUEISHA # GOOD MATRIX NIGGAS # ZSCHWARTZED UP # URBAN SHAMAN # GRAPE-FRUIT # NonLiteral # ARIANIZING PRISION MERRY KA VANILLA NIGGAS # Main siip
restau hunt Selfie Drivetrough buy it online 5 yearis Old Swipe cockcoughing Bitching2bitch UntappedGenius SaturatedAudioWorld Walksitalkin Cars spam the loader Zedbrains, melted dicks and gold on CommunalWipe Swippers duckface MuesliMilk Bluescreen-Nato words nonColapsingfloors CloroformianHymns SoapyBitches
Your culture
Mazin Lost boy ,yo googles all rice
getting lost in the citta
maya`s seeds of suicide
hitchhiking , towel
shroom ground
breathing
Freeganing , trash dive
Rasta brainding braided timers
Vulture Spam, the plague hides When I peak
old dilemas die hard
Washing machines
Soaked in worldly Vaginal fluid, C secction Vagina is everywhere
military washing
3dmashup brush wash
theme washit with
Reflex watch
Food
sourcream banana honey icecream, /
Gayner polymer
pikachu pokeballs free them all Zelda? peaches n luigis shroomedup Orphic
LoverBo Loud LoV
Shes a K milimiters away from you I'm just gay enough for you girl/ youre just sad enough for my vales, OM she's so cute! [did] She's sucked you? (shes so cute?) that girl's braille touched me in a way my blind head ela quer poesia Sou artche todo dia
Adorable
Alluring
Attractive
August
Becoming
1. Blooming 2. Bonny 3. Boazona 4. beaunijeune 5. Celestial 6. Chic 7. chuckly lips 8. Classy 9. Comely 10. Cracking 11. Dandy 12. Dashing 13. Dazzling 14. Dragonair 15. So Electable Cutie 16. Discerning Curator before ascention 17. Divine 18. Elegant 19. Elysian 20. Enticing 21. Enchanting 22. Entrancing 23. Empyrean 24. Ethereal 25. Exalted 26. Exquisite 27. Fabulous 28. Fancy 29. Felicitous 30. Fetching 31. Five-star 32. Flawless 33. Fly 34. Fulgent 35. Foxy 36. Gilded 37. Glittering 38. Glorious 39. Gold-star 40. Gorgeous 41. Grand 42. Hallowed 43. Humdinger 44. Hypnotic 45. Incandescent 46. Incomparable 47. Ineffable 48. Irresistible 49. Lambent 50. Lissome 51. Lovely 52. Luscious 53. Lustrous 54. Magnificent 55. Magnetic 56. Majestic 57. Medal-worthy 58. Mesmerising 59. Out-of-this-world 60. Peachy 61. Polished 62. Prime 63. Pulchritudinous 64. Radiant 65. Rakish 66. Ravishing 67. Refulgent 68. Resplendent 69. Revered 70. Seraphic 71. Smoking 72. Snazzy 73. Spellbinding 74. Spiffy 75. Splendid 76. Staggering 77. Stately 78. Sterling 79. Statuesque 80. Splendiferous 81. Striking 82. Stunning 83. Sublime 84. Superb 85. Sweet 86. Taking 87. Tantalising 88. Top-notch 89. Unequalled 90. Unsurpassed 91. Winsome 92. Wondrous
popballon voodoo poodoo cuture designer fashion chic luxurious mines ballons spam words watercloth
Panoramixingtrees
Your pile of shits of paper grows.... and the forest?
Guetto lines Diss lesiones de mi barrio... por que lo que te repetes... respiro de silencio una bez If you missed Im so viscous.. lower theeth imprinted on my lips Ctrl V victory 4 ever your looks suck on me
you make fun of me cuz I dance like this? WHY ARE YOU STANDING UP IF YOU NEVER STOOD FOR ANYTHING?
elvik nae saian luume - it has been too long
Darkest T pink bank bitch you volunteer for the wich , which is kinder Not Emotional Time junkies pussy taste pro....gesterone in your brain everyone is a sensor of your Phone, where`s your human dieuxmon at?shatter it trough the cam glass shade... Dont dice me, im plannified rubiks cube , planiffied Qs, don’t script me girl
Evil(lotion) >) dermaskin human close, see through down all of you bones i dont ctrl V me are you n
We are still falling from the worldtradeC... please shut up and hold my hand for a minute
Mexico coco peyote im yung in my chest luciernagas cuatemoc quetzalcoate pacheco mi kasa es tu kafka eu soy un indio, tengo 3 cortes de cullo-nizador Come out of the tepee cortes la cultura mexicana gobal tiene una inercia proporciaonal a su mutilacion de especias happy wey day ma`s qui pedo, mae?
Esunny go Tinder find a party make a porno get healthy dont you stop it
Magic
Hocus Pocu Fearshi Out! ridiculous
Toilet Ring Frodo Im learning the abc , and youre falling behind ,Rollo
Ripped!
I dont really get this culture im the closest to the mice i dont talk to the hive
Terms to search and extract words (Wikipedia)
Mathmatics
máthēma, "knowledge, study, learning" are quantity patterns conjectures abstraction and logic systematic study counting ,calculation measurement by rigorous in pure mathematics weaving patterns Neo Golden Age of Islam Draw girls we write Arabic like that Persian math
econometric
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